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Lisa Shykula
@beebott.bsky.social
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Cat mom, regular mom, continuous geek www.beebott.com
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Brady, Longmont dork @tretnine.bsky.social · 1d
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The Onion @theonion.com · 8d
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
Hungover Hegseth Struggling To Remember How He Ended Up In Room Full Of Generals
QUANTICO, VA—Racking his brain for answers as he gazed out at the high-ranking officers gathered before him, a visibly hungover Pete Hegseth reportedly struggled Tuesday to remember exactly how he end...
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15d
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Sep 7
Doctor I trust more than RFK Junior
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Alexandra Petri @petridishes.bsky.social · Sep 2
Valued users!

We understand that over the past 250-odd years, you have come to rely on the services provided by the U.S. of A.: postal delivery, representative government, edible food, clean water, lifesaving vaccines, and no kings—ever, guaranteed. Well, 250 years of free is enough.
Apologies: You Have Reached the End of Your Free-Trial Period of America!
Want rule of law? That’s premium.
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Effin' Birds @effinbirds.com · Aug 29
A painting of a bird beside the text " what the shit?"
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Aug 29
Reading it right now!
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The Onion @theonion.com · Aug 29
Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 https://theonion.com/scalpers-jack-up-price-of-colorado-rockies-ticket-to-11/
Scalpers Jack Up Price Of Colorado Rockies Ticket To $11 Fans Ask How Ball Club Still Has Heart To Charge Admission At All
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Aug 28
Did AI write that?
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Aug 25
www.goodreads.com/book/show/19...
Thanks, @lindaholmes.bsky.social! That was a fun read!
Back After This
From the New York Times bestselling author of Evvie Dra…
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Aug 8
The bloody unicorn?
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Aug 4
I think my favorite part was coming down into that valley and seeing the whole array spread out before us! Great informative tour that we could take at our own pace, too. Getting up close to one of the dishes was the best part of the tour!
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Aug 2
And a Coke Zero
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Jul 31
Hi @thenrao.bsky.social! We had fun visiting you a couple weeks ago!
One of the VLA dishes facing left. Me making an excited and silly face with one of the VLA dishes in the background. Scenic view of many of the 27 dishes in the Very Large Array with partly cloudy sky and ridge of mountains in the distance. The best and scariest snake warning sign! It says CAUTION Watch out for snakes with a drawing of a rattlesnake rattling its tail and fangs out ready to strike.
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Jul 18
Balcony House, Mesa Verde
Peaking through a small window in the wall of Balcony House at Mesa Verde into the next room. You can see sandstone and plaster structures and vigas (wood beams) holding them up. A structure in Balcony House at Mesa Verde. Sandstone and plaster walls with doorways. Vigas (wooden beams) stick through a wall at Balcony House at Mesa Verde. The right side is dark as it’s behind the structure. Ray the ranger tells his tour group about the ancestral Puebloan people at Balcony House at Mesa Verde. He is standing in front of a Kiva, near the edge of a cliff.
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The Onion @theonion.com · Jul 15
MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump
MAGA Voter Drills Hole Into Skull To Relieve Sudden Doubts About Trump
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Jul 12
Too soon
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Jul 11
RIP Henry 💕
The bestest boy Henry in a tree. Maybe stuck on a limb. Who’s to say? Henry is a tuxedo cat.
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Jul 4
a man wearing goggles says " look i 'm just trying to change the world okay ? "
Alt: Dr. Horrible says "Look I'm just trying to change the world okay? "
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Jun 20
Did you appear during a
🎶 total eclipse of the sun (ding) 🎶?
a woman in a blue dress is making a surprised face and saying `` look out '' .
Alt: The Greek Chorus from Little Shop of Horrors telling everyone to look out!
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Jun 17
a woman is saying " let 's paddleboard " in a netflix advertisement
Alt: a woman is saying " let 's paddleboard " in a netflix advertisement for The Four Seasons
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The Onion @theonion.com · Jun 16
Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary
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Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Jun 12
Bitwarden.
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · May 2
Yaaaaaaay! 📚<— TBR pile
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Lisa Shykula @beebott.bsky.social · Apr 24
Oh no
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