Maybe if he gains 75 lbs.

Dammit. Wanted him on the Vikings.

I frequently hear teams described as "physical." Assuming this isn't a synonym for corporeal (which would imply some very strange things), isn't football an inherently hard-hitting, violent sport? What makes a team uniquely physical? How does one measure this?

As we all know, Christmas is fundamentally eschatological in character, representing the passing of an age and portending final judgement. Along these lines, would a strong playoff performance for the Vikings be an omen of impending doom?

Keep him in the secondary.

One of my favorite Winter Ales.

Sinbad is a sympathetic character.

Yup. The universe was speaking. I just didn't hear it right.

They won the game today.

Did you ask Stephon why not?

Did you tell him how that made you feel?

Need a turnover.