Beef Brewquist
@beefbrewskie.bsky.social
Minnesota Vikings fan. I drink foie gras and eat Busch Light.
I'm reminded of that Twilight Zone where the kid controls things with his mind so everyone has to tell him he's great and give him everything he wanted.
March 5, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm reminded of that Twilight Zone where the kid controls things with his mind so everyone has to tell him he's great and give him everything he wanted.
As a Minnesotan, the MPLS #loveisblind cringe is unrelenting.
February 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
As a Minnesotan, the MPLS #loveisblind cringe is unrelenting.
Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you get to share VD with someone special!
February 14, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Happy Valentine's Day! Hope you get to share VD with someone special!
Who is matthew j. vaeth and why is it impossible to find any information on the guy? Like you can't even find a photo.
January 29, 2025 at 3:47 AM
Who is matthew j. vaeth and why is it impossible to find any information on the guy? Like you can't even find a photo.
Watched the Avicii doc. Dude really pulled a reverse Dylan.
January 24, 2025 at 4:10 AM
Watched the Avicii doc. Dude really pulled a reverse Dylan.
Watching Jingle All the Way.
December 21, 2024 at 2:18 AM
Watching Jingle All the Way.
Buffalo's offensive line was incredible in that play.
December 15, 2024 at 9:46 PM
Buffalo's offensive line was incredible in that play.
Was that a large phallus celebration?
December 8, 2024 at 8:07 PM
Was that a large phallus celebration?
That's what happens when you have an undersized fullback.
December 2, 2024 at 2:55 AM
That's what happens when you have an undersized fullback.
Am I the only one who finds it strange that Sam Bradford is several years younger than Aaron Rodgers?
December 1, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Am I the only one who finds it strange that Sam Bradford is several years younger than Aaron Rodgers?
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Vikings pull within 19-13
Sam Darnold: 5 for 5, 52 yards and the TD to Johnny Mundt on that scoring drive
Vikings pull within 19-13
Sam Darnold: 5 for 5, 52 yards and the TD to Johnny Mundt on that scoring drive
December 1, 2024 at 8:15 PM
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Vikings pull within 19-13
Sam Darnold: 5 for 5, 52 yards and the TD to Johnny Mundt on that scoring drive
Vikings pull within 19-13
Sam Darnold: 5 for 5, 52 yards and the TD to Johnny Mundt on that scoring drive
Darnold playing extra dumb today.
December 1, 2024 at 7:37 PM
Darnold playing extra dumb today.
Shockingly close game given the Vikings had two brutal turnovers.
But the Vikings have to figure out how to stop Arizona's blitz and contain Kyler.
But the Vikings have to figure out how to stop Arizona's blitz and contain Kyler.
December 1, 2024 at 7:19 PM
Shockingly close game given the Vikings had two brutal turnovers.
But the Vikings have to figure out how to stop Arizona's blitz and contain Kyler.
But the Vikings have to figure out how to stop Arizona's blitz and contain Kyler.
More Vikings Game Predictions...
-One Vikings fan will have diarrhea during the game while visiting his retired parents in Arizona over Thanksgiving weekend.
-He's going to think it was the "Christmas style" enchiladas.
-It was actually the leftover turkey.
-One Vikings fan will have diarrhea during the game while visiting his retired parents in Arizona over Thanksgiving weekend.
-He's going to think it was the "Christmas style" enchiladas.
-It was actually the leftover turkey.
December 1, 2024 at 6:02 PM
More Vikings Game Predictions...
-One Vikings fan will have diarrhea during the game while visiting his retired parents in Arizona over Thanksgiving weekend.
-He's going to think it was the "Christmas style" enchiladas.
-It was actually the leftover turkey.
-One Vikings fan will have diarrhea during the game while visiting his retired parents in Arizona over Thanksgiving weekend.
-He's going to think it was the "Christmas style" enchiladas.
-It was actually the leftover turkey.
Vikings Game Predictions:
-Expect the Vikings to run a lot. Total of 150 rush yards.
-I'm feeling a linebacker interception today or fat guy touchdown.
-Kyler will get sacked by Gink not once, not twice, but thrice.
-Jefferson won't break 100 yards but will lead the team in receptions.
-Expect the Vikings to run a lot. Total of 150 rush yards.
-I'm feeling a linebacker interception today or fat guy touchdown.
-Kyler will get sacked by Gink not once, not twice, but thrice.
-Jefferson won't break 100 yards but will lead the team in receptions.
a painting of a woman holding a crystal ball with a picture of a man on a horse in it
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December 1, 2024 at 5:56 PM
Vikings Game Predictions:
-Expect the Vikings to run a lot. Total of 150 rush yards.
-I'm feeling a linebacker interception today or fat guy touchdown.
-Kyler will get sacked by Gink not once, not twice, but thrice.
-Jefferson won't break 100 yards but will lead the team in receptions.
-Expect the Vikings to run a lot. Total of 150 rush yards.
-I'm feeling a linebacker interception today or fat guy touchdown.
-Kyler will get sacked by Gink not once, not twice, but thrice.
-Jefferson won't break 100 yards but will lead the team in receptions.
Yacht Rock doc on HBO now.
November 30, 2024 at 2:50 AM
Yacht Rock doc on HBO now.
Let's all acknowledge Steve Martin's surprisingly meaty delts in Plains, Trains and Automobiles.
November 29, 2024 at 2:45 AM
Let's all acknowledge Steve Martin's surprisingly meaty delts in Plains, Trains and Automobiles.
Wow. Dallas trouncing the Giants! This could be their year!
November 29, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Wow. Dallas trouncing the Giants! This could be their year!
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by far my favorite part about football is when the clock is running down and I’m like “hey what are they doing they should probably hurry up or a call timeout?” while the camera cuts to the head coach who is just staring off into space
November 28, 2024 at 9:06 PM
by far my favorite part about football is when the clock is running down and I’m like “hey what are they doing they should probably hurry up or a call timeout?” while the camera cuts to the head coach who is just staring off into space
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Eberflus should be fired in the bathroom
November 28, 2024 at 9:01 PM
Eberflus should be fired in the bathroom
Vanilla Viking Vick
November 27, 2024 at 4:46 PM
Vanilla Viking Vick
Kind of funny that the Browns dropped Mayfield only to end up starting Baker Mayfield on steroids.
November 22, 2024 at 3:49 AM
Kind of funny that the Browns dropped Mayfield only to end up starting Baker Mayfield on steroids.
Josh Allen damn.
November 18, 2024 at 12:16 AM
Josh Allen damn.
Addison being carted off the field on two separate stretchers.
November 17, 2024 at 6:44 PM
Addison being carted off the field on two separate stretchers.