Matthew Lawrence
@beefcakefactory.bsky.social
I made a magazine called headmaster and a musical documentary video thing called scandalous conduct: a fairy extravaganza.
Assuming he means the birds and not the band.
November 28, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Assuming he means the birds and not the band.
In case anyone was wondering this is my favorite fish in the nursing home lobby aquarium.
November 27, 2025 at 6:02 PM
In case anyone was wondering this is my favorite fish in the nursing home lobby aquarium.
A movie that takes place where you're from...
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from...
JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT
HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO
WHENEVER I GO OUT
THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT
"THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHIMDT
DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA"
HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO
WHENEVER I GO OUT
THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT
"THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHIMDT
DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA"
November 23, 2025 at 5:11 AM
JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHMIDT
HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO
WHENEVER I GO OUT
THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT
"THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHIMDT
DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA"
HIS NAME IS MY NAME TOO
WHENEVER I GO OUT
THE PEOPLE ALWAYS SHOUT
"THERE GOES JOHN JACOB JINGLEHEIMER SCHIMDT
DA DA-DA DA-DA DA-DA DA"
Aloe plant appears to be making a run for it.
November 22, 2025 at 6:05 PM
Aloe plant appears to be making a run for it.
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions
November 19, 2025 at 2:47 AM
There are 4 types of guys online. No exceptions
One year ago on this very day I roasted beets or something.
November 15, 2025 at 7:49 PM
One year ago on this very day I roasted beets or something.
The Eagle appears to have opened a classier sister bar where you can drink cocktails out of real glasses and I guess watch Cheers. I may also be the first customer.
November 14, 2025 at 10:25 PM
The Eagle appears to have opened a classier sister bar where you can drink cocktails out of real glasses and I guess watch Cheers. I may also be the first customer.
Made an important discovery tonight which is chili in the style of shakshuka.
November 12, 2025 at 4:12 AM
Made an important discovery tonight which is chili in the style of shakshuka.
Spoiler: The unpronounceable symbol is a hyphen.
November 11, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Spoiler: The unpronounceable symbol is a hyphen.
Well this is a headline.
November 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
Well this is a headline.
When it's press time and the layout person accidentally slept in.
November 9, 2025 at 4:39 PM
When it's press time and the layout person accidentally slept in.
You can tell I have a deadline when I'm
November 9, 2025 at 12:02 AM
You can tell I have a deadline when I'm
So what if it is only the third brightest light in this selfie.
November 4, 2025 at 11:28 PM
So what if it is only the third brightest light in this selfie.
Look at that moon.
November 4, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Look at that moon.
Literally zero of the covers are actually Sexy but these are my favorites. Mark Harmon in his cool teacher shirt being number one obviously because I watched Summer School roughly 10000 times when I was six.
November 4, 2025 at 2:41 AM
Literally zero of the covers are actually Sexy but these are my favorites. Mark Harmon in his cool teacher shirt being number one obviously because I watched Summer School roughly 10000 times when I was six.
Not to be confused with the worst Sexiest Man Alive covers, which has less overlap than you'd think.
November 4, 2025 at 1:55 AM
Not to be confused with the worst Sexiest Man Alive covers, which has less overlap than you'd think.
What the hell.
November 1, 2025 at 5:29 PM
What the hell.
Or this book called Ultimate Blogs.
November 1, 2025 at 2:40 AM
Or this book called Ultimate Blogs.
Still setting up for the sale tomorrow. Surely one of you needs this Dr. Zoidberg statuette that's been on my desk for the last 20 years or so.
November 1, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Still setting up for the sale tomorrow. Surely one of you needs this Dr. Zoidberg statuette that's been on my desk for the last 20 years or so.
Buffalo Stance, Straight Up, Bust a Move, Love Shack, Like a Prayer and Wild Thing all in the same short period. 1989 was a golden age for Wedding Reception Music.
October 30, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Buffalo Stance, Straight Up, Bust a Move, Love Shack, Like a Prayer and Wild Thing all in the same short period. 1989 was a golden age for Wedding Reception Music.