Matthew Lawrence
@beefcakefactory.bsky.social
I made a magazine called headmaster and a musical documentary video thing called scandalous conduct: a fairy extravaganza.
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HAPPY THE ICE STORM WEEK!
November 23, 2025 at 10:48 PM
HAPPY THE ICE STORM WEEK!
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2025 is a banner year for astoundingly bad NYT headlines and I wrote about what a bummer it's been--with some commentary from @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
Annoyed by a 'New York Times' headline? It seems like that's increasingly the Gray Lady's goal
Several ‘New York Times’ headlines in 2025 have earned severe social media backlash. Is it happening on purpose?
www.fastcompany.com
November 26, 2025 at 8:03 PM
2025 is a banner year for astoundingly bad NYT headlines and I wrote about what a bummer it's been--with some commentary from @nytpitchbot.bsky.social
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Got a to-go coffee but will stay now that Arthur Russell came on.
November 26, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Got a to-go coffee but will stay now that Arthur Russell came on.
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Can we make "I wouldn't sell him a pierogi" a thing people say?
November 26, 2025 at 4:37 AM
Can we make "I wouldn't sell him a pierogi" a thing people say?
Zoni's
favorite pie (wrong answers only)
November 25, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Zoni's
(attempting to write a one sentence bio) Unlike the wheel I actually do need to be reinvented.
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
(attempting to write a one sentence bio) Unlike the wheel I actually do need to be reinvented.
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What if I made the cranberry pickle pie that went viral around Thanksgiving 2021?
November 25, 2025 at 2:54 PM
What if I made the cranberry pickle pie that went viral around Thanksgiving 2021?
Have Dave and Mike done anything together?
November 25, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Have Dave and Mike done anything together?
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Gays that don’t participate in penetration:
Everyone knows the sides are the real stars.
November 25, 2025 at 4:05 AM
Gays that don’t participate in penetration:
I had always heard this movie was bad and mostly associated it with a Crow T. Robot joke so was shocked when our local outdoor movie concept showed and also it was very very very very funny.
I'm afraid you'll have to present the jury with more evidence than this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
I had always heard this movie was bad and mostly associated it with a Crow T. Robot joke so was shocked when our local outdoor movie concept showed and also it was very very very very funny.
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In “Tampopo,” Sara Batkie writes, the “heightened sound design and admiring close-ups prioritize the tactile, often messy pleasures of eating with a lustiness that might cause the fine-dining purists in the audience to blush.” crookedmarquee.com/whetting-the...
November 25, 2025 at 2:26 AM
In “Tampopo,” Sara Batkie writes, the “heightened sound design and admiring close-ups prioritize the tactile, often messy pleasures of eating with a lustiness that might cause the fine-dining purists in the audience to blush.” crookedmarquee.com/whetting-the...
Looking at lists of music things that happened this year and I 100% remember that Chappell did a country number called The Giver last spring and I could not for the life of me tell you a single thing about it.
November 25, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Looking at lists of music things that happened this year and I 100% remember that Chappell did a country number called The Giver last spring and I could not for the life of me tell you a single thing about it.
Have started putting my favorite songs of the year in an order. Doing it by (very approximate) genre, the only ones I have left to go are Ambient, Quiet, Hip Hop, Pop, and Foreign/Other.
November 24, 2025 at 10:32 PM
Have started putting my favorite songs of the year in an order. Doing it by (very approximate) genre, the only ones I have left to go are Ambient, Quiet, Hip Hop, Pop, and Foreign/Other.
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2015: it’s Black Friday!
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
2015: it’s Black Friday!
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
2025: it’s Black Friday week!
2035: October is the start of Black Friday quarter!
2045: *gun to head* Black Friday starts December 26th
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In 2025, countries with gender self-identification laws without judicial/medical approval: Argentina, Belgium, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, Denmark, Ecuador, Finland, Germany, Iceland, Ireland, Luxembourg, Malta, New Zealand, Norway, Pakistan, Portugal, Spain, Switzerland and Uruguay
November 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
In 2025, countries with gender self-identification laws without judicial/medical approval: Argentina, Belgium, Brazil, Chile, Colombia, Costa Rica, Cuba, Denmark, Ecuador, Finland, Germany, Iceland, Ireland, Luxembourg, Malta, New Zealand, Norway, Pakistan, Portugal, Spain, Switzerland and Uruguay
This sounds cool but I'm wondering how the monograph/booklet can be 69 pages. Like are there 3 pages that say This Page Left Intentionally Blank at the end or is there a one sided insert or like what??
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/s...
Solange Knowles Wants to Lend You a Book
www.nytimes.com
November 24, 2025 at 7:14 PM
This sounds cool but I'm wondering how the monograph/booklet can be 69 pages. Like are there 3 pages that say This Page Left Intentionally Blank at the end or is there a one sided insert or like what??
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/s...
www.nytimes.com/2025/11/22/s...
Thinking about how a whole generation of people my age were introduced to Jimmy Cliff through his cover of I Can See Clearly Now from Walt Disney's Cool Runnings.
a man wearing a helmet says get on up
Alt: A scene from Cool Runnings, a 1993 comedy about the Jamaican Olympic bobsled team. Bobsledders in Jamaican flag uniforms say Get On Up It's Bobsled Time.
media.tenor.com
November 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
Thinking about how a whole generation of people my age were introduced to Jimmy Cliff through his cover of I Can See Clearly Now from Walt Disney's Cool Runnings.
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Madonna - Deeper And Deeper (Official Video) [HD]
YouTube video by Madonna
www.youtube.com
November 24, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Neighbor's dog is being very vocal this morning in a way that I find oddly soothing in the distance, although if I were directly upstairs or downstairs right now I bet I would be homicidal.
November 24, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Neighbor's dog is being very vocal this morning in a way that I find oddly soothing in the distance, although if I were directly upstairs or downstairs right now I bet I would be homicidal.
A movie that takes place where you're from...
November 24, 2025 at 11:47 AM
A movie that takes place where you're from...
Had a conversation tonight: when someone is coming at you on the sidewalk looking at their phone and they have full volume on and someone is talking, do you default to a) FaceTime conversation or b) they're just watching some random video?
November 24, 2025 at 5:22 AM
Had a conversation tonight: when someone is coming at you on the sidewalk looking at their phone and they have full volume on and someone is talking, do you default to a) FaceTime conversation or b) they're just watching some random video?
Fuck mashed potatoes, marry mac and cheese, kill turkey.
with charity and goodwill, i must here part ways with rolls.
November 24, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Fuck mashed potatoes, marry mac and cheese, kill turkey.