Matthew Lawrence
@beefcakefactory.bsky.social
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I made a magazine called headmaster and a musical documentary video thing called scandalous conduct: a fairy extravaganza.
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sarahweinman.com
Rereading this 2004 NYMag feature on the exceedingly complicated author Olivia Goldsmith (who died way too young, as she likely wanted) and this is such a scorched-earth story about leaving your publisher nymag.com/nymetro/news...
Ashmead was equally smitten with Goldsmith until, Ashmead says, he incurred her wrath when he edited her 1996 novel Marrying Mom. “Marrying Mom had what I thought were some rather grotesque sex scenes between people over 70 years of age—they had to rearrange their bellies to have sexual intercourse,” Ashmead says. “I asked her to take it out. That was the end of the relationship. She went out the door and never came back.”

Well, not completely. It turned out Goldsmith was as adept at revenge as any of her characters. On Valentine’s Day, Ashmead opened his front door to discover a bag full of candy valentines. However, Olivia wasn’t trying to restart the friendship.

“She’d crossed out all the nice things and written ‘Fuck you, screw you,’ ” Ashmead says. “It must have taken a lot of time.”

She didn’t stop there. “She went on Sally Jesse Raphael once and said, ‘This book would be a lot better if my editor hadn’t gotten so old he’d forgotten what good sex is like,’ ” Ashmead remembers. “ ‘So if any of you have a manuscript with no sex in it, give it to … ’ and she gave my name.”
beefcakefactory.bsky.social
I posted my first Moment on Scruff and I guess I will be spending the remainder of my day corresponding with dozens of men who all live in either Germany or Brazil.
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Me in the supermarket talking to the bag of Swedish Fish
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Trying to figure out what to wear to the straight people club??
beefcakefactory.bsky.social
Her acting output post-1990* colors what I think of when I think about her but she was actually very interesting and a little weird!

*Baby Boom (1987) was maybe the beginning of the end?
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tomandlorenzo.bsky.social
I read this post with so much mounting dread that I couldn't prevent a gleefully surprised "Oh!" when I got to the end
kylegriffin1.bsky.social
A library director in Wyoming who was fired two years ago because she refused to remove books with sexual content and LGBTQ themes from a library's children and young adult sections has just been awarded $700,000 in a settlement. t.co/EA5L1kOZfV
https://www.nytimes.com/2025/10/09/us/wyoming-library-settlement-book-bans-terri-lesley.html?smtyp=cur&smid=fb-nytimes&fbclid=IwdGRjcANWLXdleHRuA2FlbQIxMQABHhlnY6nKj_j4zuP3VjNSstXWBaV1t8-sPQ5C3b_jS6WN...
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beefcakefactory.bsky.social
RIP Diane Keaton I loved your book of clown paintings and your direction of Belinda Carlisle's Heaven Is a Place in Earth video! Also that one Twin Peaks episode.
beefcakefactory.bsky.social
This David Byrne/Hayley Williams song sure sounds like when you're on hold with a utility company.
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clairewillett.bsky.social
I can’t believe an inflatable frog is my hometown’s symbol of resistance, and yet of course since I am from here I absolutely can

this is old school homegrown “rioting over the airport changing its carpet” Portland freak shit. it transcends the Portlandia mythos. writers would not think of this
oregonian.com
Things are happening at Portland's ICE facility tonight.

Read more of our protest coverage here: www.oregonlive.com/crime/2025/1...
beefcakefactory.bsky.social
I can really relate to this song because I'm on the edge the edge the edge the edge the edge the edge the edge.
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Did one of my neighbors just take up the cello???
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Tilda Swinton's best role yet.
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I love lesbian Bruce Springsteen.
Bruce Springsteen in a shirt, tie, cardigan and leather jacket looking very butch for a 76 year old.
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kjhealy.co
Yeah let’s return to that simpler, better time when the Church wasn’t political [puts two fingers to earpiece] Sorry I’m just getting an update
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rhodepvd.bsky.social
PDF it even if you do own or control the site.

I’ve lost millions of words to hacks, outages, and corporate sales
emilyhughes.bsky.social
periodic reminder that if you write stuff that's published on the web for a publication you yourself do not own, PDF that shit as soon as it goes live
beefcakefactory.bsky.social
Remember when Nicki Minaj rhymed wiener with Selener.
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This place needs a napping station.
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I love lesbian Bruce Springsteen.
Bruce Springsteen in a shirt, tie, cardigan and leather jacket looking very butch for a 76 year old.
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kevinmkruse.bsky.social
Bray is a historian at Rutgers who received death threats after landing on Turning Points USA's Professor Watchlist. As a result, he announced he was moving to Europe. And then this happened.

This kind of harassment and abuse of scholars is Charlie Kirk's legacy and it's only getting worse.
mark-bray.bsky.social
“Someone” cancelled my family’s flight out of the country at the last second.

We got our boarding passes. We checked our bags. Went through security. Then at our gate our reservation ‘disappeared.’
beefcakefactory.bsky.social
Going to be so embarrassing when my Spotify Wrapped comes out and everybody learns that I have been listening to Tate McRae daily for the last nine months or so.
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kateschapira.bsky.social
Here's your guide to fighting utility shutoffs this winter. W/o the gov't open, few to no states will have funds for emergency bill payment program LIHEAP. This doc has scripts, state context, contact info for governors & commissions, everything you need. Please call! docs.google.com/document/d/1...
NO UTILITY SHUTOFFS scripts by state
🚨 WE NEED AN EMERGENCY BAN ON UTILITY SHUTOFFS DUE TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN 🚨 TAKE ACTION: ONE E-MAIL OR PHONE CALL! ⚡ Hello! Welcome to our crowdsourced effort to campaign for ending util...
docs.google.com
beefcakefactory.bsky.social
Obviously I hope Dolly pulls through whatever is happening but also honestly if she decided it's time to check out good for her. She has done so much.
beefcakefactory.bsky.social
Poor Tevin really peaked at 14 but Round & Round and Tell Me What You Want Me To Do are classics.
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naylandblake.bsky.social
A cover band called The Residonts
beefcakefactory.bsky.social
A cover band called the Pretendees.