Daniel MacEachern
@danielmaceachern.bsky.social
Three-time Norris Trophy winner
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
December 25, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals!
His coming was foretold by the prophecy
December 25, 2025 at 1:31 AM
His coming was foretold by the prophecy
*1965*
CHARLES SCHULZ: It’s about a weird kid who’s clinically depressed and suicidal
CBS EXECS: …
SCHULZ: All the other kids hate him and are constantly telling him he’s stupid
CBS: …
SCHULZ: One of the kids lives in squalor
CBS: …
SCHULZ: It gets super religious at the very end
CBS: Sold!
CHARLES SCHULZ: It’s about a weird kid who’s clinically depressed and suicidal
CBS EXECS: …
SCHULZ: All the other kids hate him and are constantly telling him he’s stupid
CBS: …
SCHULZ: One of the kids lives in squalor
CBS: …
SCHULZ: It gets super religious at the very end
CBS: Sold!
December 24, 2025 at 2:57 PM
*1965*
CHARLES SCHULZ: It’s about a weird kid who’s clinically depressed and suicidal
CBS EXECS: …
SCHULZ: All the other kids hate him and are constantly telling him he’s stupid
CBS: …
SCHULZ: One of the kids lives in squalor
CBS: …
SCHULZ: It gets super religious at the very end
CBS: Sold!
CHARLES SCHULZ: It’s about a weird kid who’s clinically depressed and suicidal
CBS EXECS: …
SCHULZ: All the other kids hate him and are constantly telling him he’s stupid
CBS: …
SCHULZ: One of the kids lives in squalor
CBS: …
SCHULZ: It gets super religious at the very end
CBS: Sold!
Trump Halts Five Wind Farms Off the East Coast
Trump Halts Five Wind Farms Off the East Coast
www.nytimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
Trump Halts Five Wind Farms Off the East Coast
*talking to my family at the farmers’ market*
December 21, 2025 at 2:02 AM
*talking to my family at the farmers’ market*
Enjoying traditional Boston cuisine, the Korean flamin’ hot corn dog
December 19, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Enjoying traditional Boston cuisine, the Korean flamin’ hot corn dog
Whamageddoned my own self
December 18, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Whamageddoned my own self
Somewhat comforting to rewatch Ken Burns’s Baseball and confirm that even 120 years later the game has never seen a bigger asshole than Ty Cobb
December 14, 2025 at 4:19 PM
Somewhat comforting to rewatch Ken Burns’s Baseball and confirm that even 120 years later the game has never seen a bigger asshole than Ty Cobb
You really should catch Catch Me if You Can if you can
“Roofman” is fine but if you want to watch Channing Tatum commit non-violent crimes in the south for his guy’s adorable daughter there’s “Logan Lucky” and if you want a non-violent crime story based on a real person and that has its climax at Christmas there’s “Catch Me If You Can”
December 14, 2025 at 4:45 AM
You really should catch Catch Me if You Can if you can
Also: The Usual Suspects. People all over the theatre gasping at the end when the twist was revealed
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Also: The Usual Suspects. People all over the theatre gasping at the end when the twist was revealed
Pineapple Express in a full theatre. Everyone having a great time, lots of big laughs all the way through, but when James Franco’s foot goes through the windshield: absolute bedlam
Raising the always fun question: What are your most memorable theater-going experiences?
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
Mine also include The Matrix, Blair Witch, and being way too stoned in Belgium when Fellowship of the Ring was sold out so we sat in the back row for Mulholland Drive instead.
It was hands-down one of the most memorable theater-going experiences I can remember, a collective 30-minute butt-clench/armrest-grab for the final climb. And we knew he lived! Wild.
December 13, 2025 at 1:17 AM
Pineapple Express in a full theatre. Everyone having a great time, lots of big laughs all the way through, but when James Franco’s foot goes through the windshield: absolute bedlam
“I’m not really a gorilla.”
The best.
The best.
December 11, 2025 at 2:07 AM
“I’m not really a gorilla.”
The best.
The best.
Unacceptable
December 10, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Unacceptable
Oh my god
I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Oh my god
[Googles “can you mute screenshots of American Canto on Bluesky”]
December 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
[Googles “can you mute screenshots of American Canto on Bluesky”]
You will be visited by three spirits
December 9, 2025 at 4:38 AM
You will be visited by three spirits
Thanks for explaining the joke, closed captioning
December 7, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Thanks for explaining the joke, closed captioning
I assure you I am very smart
it is wild how much online drama boils down to "very hot person turns out to be kind of stupid"
December 6, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I assure you I am very smart
You know how you’ll be holding a sandwich, and you think it’s going great?
Sandwich too structurally sound? Avocado to the rescue
December 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
You know how you’ll be holding a sandwich, and you think it’s going great?
For just one year could we not with this
Especially since they’re wrong
Especially since they’re wrong
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
British public’s verdict is in: Die Hard is not a Christmas movie
Survey also reveals Britons’ favourite festive film, views on tear-jerkers and family cinema trips
When Macaulay Culkin recently said he didn’t consider Die Hard to be a Christmas film – wading into one of pop culture’s most heated holiday debates – he was booed by a live audience.
But it looks like the British people are behind the actor, with a survey revealing that Home Alone is the UK’s favourite festive film, while Die Hard has officially been voted not a Christmas movie. Continue reading...
www.theguardian.com
December 2, 2025 at 11:53 AM
For just one year could we not with this
Especially since they’re wrong
Especially since they’re wrong
Love to watch Friends Thanksgiving episodes and then realize I’m the same age as the librarian who Ross made out with and they refer to her as “elderly”
November 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Love to watch Friends Thanksgiving episodes and then realize I’m the same age as the librarian who Ross made out with and they refer to her as “elderly”
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Oasis
Ben Folds
Leonard Cohen
Neil Young
Soundgarden
Oasis
Ben Folds
Leonard Cohen
Neil Young
Soundgarden
Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen:
Bruce Springsteen
They Might Be Giants x2
Ani DiFranco
Sloan
Big Sugar
Bruce Springsteen
They Might Be Giants x2
Ani DiFranco
Sloan
Big Sugar
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
The Monkeys (opening act - Weird Al)
U2
Michael Jackson
George Michael
Weird Al x2
The Monkeys (opening act - Weird Al)
U2
Michael Jackson
George Michael
Weird Al x2
November 27, 2025 at 11:42 PM
Introduce yourself with five concerts you’ve seen:
Oasis
Ben Folds
Leonard Cohen
Neil Young
Soundgarden
Oasis
Ben Folds
Leonard Cohen
Neil Young
Soundgarden
Mesmerizing
every Kids in the Hall bumper (seasons 1-5)
YouTube video by Matthew Callan
youtube.com
November 27, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Mesmerizing
Remember, if you see someone stealing $1.2 million in fajitas: NO YOU DIDN’T
I remember seeing a story years ago where a prison cook was caught having stolen $1.2 million of fajitas over 9 years.
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
One week he took off sick, someone else answered the order call and was like "what are you talking about? We don't serve fajitas."
www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
Texas man sentenced to 50 years for stealing $1.2 million worth of fajitas
Gilberto Escamilla had stolen more than $1.2 million worth of fajitas over the course of approximately nine years.
www.nbcnews.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Remember, if you see someone stealing $1.2 million in fajitas: NO YOU DIDN’T
Broad usage in hockey, as this fascinating piece demonstrates
How A Campy 1970s Game Show Became Part Of Canada's National Lexicon | Defector
On tiny Hornby Island northwest of Vancouver, after the Women’s World Cup in the summer of 2015, our bed-and-breakfast host was telling us about the town. The pizza place in the park is terrific, he s...
defector.com
November 26, 2025 at 4:38 PM
Broad usage in hockey, as this fascinating piece demonstrates