Daniel MacEachern
@danielmaceachern.bsky.social
Three-time Norris Trophy winner
Every Oilers fan
November 11, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Every Oilers fan
Reposted by Daniel MacEachern
Example 5,000,000,007 of why isn’t the press covering this thing (that is on the front page of one of America’s most-read news sites)
November 9, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Example 5,000,000,007 of why isn’t the press covering this thing (that is on the front page of one of America’s most-read news sites)
Dumbest thing I thought as a kid was that Lost Dog posters were put up by the people who had found the dog and were looking for the owners. And they must have kept trying names until the dog responded, so they’d go, “Fido? Spot? Rex?” “Arf!” and so then they’d put “Answers to Rex” on the poster
November 7, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Dumbest thing I thought as a kid was that Lost Dog posters were put up by the people who had found the dog and were looking for the owners. And they must have kept trying names until the dog responded, so they’d go, “Fido? Spot? Rex?” “Arf!” and so then they’d put “Answers to Rex” on the poster
Got some real First News Clip of the Montage Shown at the Beginning of a Post-Apocalyptic Movie energy here
Headline of the day. A Carnivorous ‘Death Ball’ Has Emerged from the Deep
A Carnivorous ‘Death Ball’ Has Emerged from the Deep
The newly-discovered species is being called the “death-ball sponge” for its appendages, which end in orbs and are covered in micro-hooks meant to capture prey.
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November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
Got some real First News Clip of the Montage Shown at the Beginning of a Post-Apocalyptic Movie energy here
Raising my A1C in protest
They replaced the singing jardiance ladies with dumbass turtles and I don’t know if I have the strength to go on
November 7, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Raising my A1C in protest
Love early Simpsons body horror
November 7, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Love early Simpsons body horror
Kim Gordon would have absolutely no time for my boring ass
I asked this before over at The Old Place and the answers delighted me. So again:
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
Who is an artist you admire who you suspect would not like you if they met you personally?
I think Peter Dinklage is fantastic. I would absolutely get on his last nerve. He'd be looking for the door while we spoke.
November 6, 2025 at 8:41 PM
Kim Gordon would have absolutely no time for my boring ass
As opposed to staying, I guess
November 2, 2025 at 4:35 AM
As opposed to staying, I guess
Blue Jays four metric outs away from winning the World Series
November 2, 2025 at 3:10 AM
Blue Jays four metric outs away from winning the World Series
Your dramatic friend who always has to make an entrance
November 2, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Your dramatic friend who always has to make an entrance
Game 7 of the World Series. I call the bartender over to ask if he can turn off the motion smoothing because the Running Man ads “look all weird.” Everyone groans at my shit
November 2, 2025 at 1:12 AM
Game 7 of the World Series. I call the bartender over to ask if he can turn off the motion smoothing because the Running Man ads “look all weird.” Everyone groans at my shit
I appreciate medication ads letting me know that if I’m allergic to the medication I shouldn’t take the medication. When I’m allergic to something I try to ingest as much of it as possible so this helps a lot
November 2, 2025 at 12:54 AM
I appreciate medication ads letting me know that if I’m allergic to the medication I shouldn’t take the medication. When I’m allergic to something I try to ingest as much of it as possible so this helps a lot
Would also love to see … STACIE MISTYSYN
Can't believe you're pandering to Americans by not saying PAT MASTROIANNI
November 1, 2025 at 2:05 AM
Would also love to see … STACIE MISTYSYN
Come on, Toronto, let’s some celebrities at the World Series! By which I mean Joey Jeremiah from Degrassi Junior High
November 1, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Come on, Toronto, let’s some celebrities at the World Series! By which I mean Joey Jeremiah from Degrassi Junior High
Revisiting a classic.
Last time I saw this, I was six years younger than Buffy. Today I am seven years younger than Merrick
Last time I saw this, I was six years younger than Buffy. Today I am seven years younger than Merrick
October 31, 2025 at 10:50 PM
Revisiting a classic.
Last time I saw this, I was six years younger than Buffy. Today I am seven years younger than Merrick
Last time I saw this, I was six years younger than Buffy. Today I am seven years younger than Merrick
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Reese’s Nieces
Reese’s Nieces
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
100 Gland Bar
100 Gland Bar
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Mayday
Mayday
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Change one letter. Ruin a candy.
Reese’s Nieces
Reese’s Nieces
Call this monkey Mint Jelly because he’s on the lamb
October 29, 2025 at 11:05 AM
Call this monkey Mint Jelly because he’s on the lamb
I took one look at the hard Pips today and said, “No, thank you”
The hard Pips today took me half an hour to solve. Worth it.
October 28, 2025 at 11:47 PM
I took one look at the hard Pips today and said, “No, thank you”
Fun stat: Shohei Ohtani and I have reached base a combined eight times tonight
October 28, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Fun stat: Shohei Ohtani and I have reached base a combined eight times tonight
The people who bought the seats behind home plate that are now empty should be banned for life by MLB
October 28, 2025 at 5:40 AM
The people who bought the seats behind home plate that are now empty should be banned for life by MLB
I need to go to sleep but I want to see if my $50 Fanduel bet on “a dropped pop fly encapsulates the folly of man’s endeavour” pays out
October 28, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I need to go to sleep but I want to see if my $50 Fanduel bet on “a dropped pop fly encapsulates the folly of man’s endeavour” pays out
More like Brad Plaid
October 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
More like Brad Plaid
Do you think if the people who invented pickleball knew it would become so popular they would have spent more time coming up with the name
October 27, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Do you think if the people who invented pickleball knew it would become so popular they would have spent more time coming up with the name
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i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
October 26, 2025 at 10:50 PM
i should be able to click a button at the beginning of a sports season that says “i’m normal” and i don’t get served any ads for crypto or gambling
In fairness, it’s the most “world” World Series in 32 years
A true World Series—the U.S. and Canada, the two countries in the world
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 AM
In fairness, it’s the most “world” World Series in 32 years