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made pane cotto del gargano for dinner so i could feel like this since it my first christmas alone in a while and i think you're supposed to be miserable in that scenario but i fucked up and it's really fulfilling and comforting
December 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
made pane cotto del gargano for dinner so i could feel like this since it my first christmas alone in a while and i think you're supposed to be miserable in that scenario but i fucked up and it's really fulfilling and comforting
5 straight pelicans wins u fuckin KNOW a fella gettin delusional
December 23, 2025 at 3:29 AM
5 straight pelicans wins u fuckin KNOW a fella gettin delusional
every time i see a picture of dan crenshaw i text one specific friend abt how good i'm being fighting da urge to skullfuck his other eye out and it's honestly really therapeutic
December 21, 2025 at 1:10 AM
every time i see a picture of dan crenshaw i text one specific friend abt how good i'm being fighting da urge to skullfuck his other eye out and it's honestly really therapeutic
the citadel fuckin rules we must destroy every entertainment company and transfer da wealth to a public fund that exclusively supports out turbo-perverts to churn they shit out at an industrial scale at no cost to them
December 20, 2025 at 6:13 AM
the citadel fuckin rules we must destroy every entertainment company and transfer da wealth to a public fund that exclusively supports out turbo-perverts to churn they shit out at an industrial scale at no cost to them
i don't think anyone is ready for da next generation of seratonin-addict angel number tattoo'd quirk chungus couples
December 16, 2025 at 2:56 AM
i don't think anyone is ready for da next generation of seratonin-addict angel number tattoo'd quirk chungus couples
same cadence and mannerisms
December 15, 2025 at 4:40 AM
same cadence and mannerisms
new orleans graffiti still got heat
December 13, 2025 at 3:50 AM
new orleans graffiti still got heat
i will cut everyone who plays da deus ex remake instead of da og out my life entirely if that shit even releases
December 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
i will cut everyone who plays da deus ex remake instead of da og out my life entirely if that shit even releases
at last! da brocken blowjob brothers. why are they wet? don't be naive
December 11, 2025 at 2:53 AM
at last! da brocken blowjob brothers. why are they wet? don't be naive
u would hate to see me in evangelion they'd be hounding me through tears of frustration to get in da robot (i've been playing enishia and da binding brand with headphones on for 4 hours) then u watch that attitude shift rq when they see me climbing up in that bitch with da wii u gamepad
December 11, 2025 at 1:54 AM
u would hate to see me in evangelion they'd be hounding me through tears of frustration to get in da robot (i've been playing enishia and da binding brand with headphones on for 4 hours) then u watch that attitude shift rq when they see me climbing up in that bitch with da wii u gamepad
my neighbors better wake up thanking god every day we haven't invented da shot da improves da acoustics on my balls yet
December 8, 2025 at 3:17 PM
my neighbors better wake up thanking god every day we haven't invented da shot da improves da acoustics on my balls yet
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i did not expect that SoS: Grand Bazaar was gonna be austro-hungarian revisionist propaganda going in they really just made this one for me huh?
December 4, 2025 at 7:41 PM
i did not expect that SoS: Grand Bazaar was gonna be austro-hungarian revisionist propaganda going in they really just made this one for me huh?
i'm having actionable thoughts abt whoever is responsible for da music they play in birdcall wdym i gotta listen to a dour movie trailer-ass cover of i want to see the bright lights tonight (one of da best songs ever so especially offensive) while i eat my overpriced lunch like a stiff
December 1, 2025 at 8:37 PM
i'm having actionable thoughts abt whoever is responsible for da music they play in birdcall wdym i gotta listen to a dour movie trailer-ass cover of i want to see the bright lights tonight (one of da best songs ever so especially offensive) while i eat my overpriced lunch like a stiff
eating jota triestina and watching patlabor on tv onlookers stunned how one can feed da mind and da body so healthily at once
November 29, 2025 at 3:21 AM
eating jota triestina and watching patlabor on tv onlookers stunned how one can feed da mind and da body so healthily at once
i miss blue collar work da shift before tgiving da dishwasher and i spent da whole day singing bring me to life by evanescence but it was abt how dad's gettin some well deserved post feast zzzzz's that went like "can't wake dad, waaaaake dad up right nooow" ur not getting heat like that at da office
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
i miss blue collar work da shift before tgiving da dishwasher and i spent da whole day singing bring me to life by evanescence but it was abt how dad's gettin some well deserved post feast zzzzz's that went like "can't wake dad, waaaaake dad up right nooow" ur not getting heat like that at da office
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they say there's no use crying over spilt milk but if i spilled a pot of beans i think i'd be suicidal
November 22, 2025 at 10:37 PM
they say there's no use crying over spilt milk but if i spilled a pot of beans i think i'd be suicidal
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no one:
sam porter bridges watching turn a gundam: hold my beer
sam porter bridges watching turn a gundam: hold my beer
November 18, 2025 at 4:12 PM
no one:
sam porter bridges watching turn a gundam: hold my beer
sam porter bridges watching turn a gundam: hold my beer
frankly if they don't bar me from sucking cock soon this city will find itself in crisis from which da scars might never heal
November 18, 2025 at 1:47 AM
frankly if they don't bar me from sucking cock soon this city will find itself in crisis from which da scars might never heal
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"this place has the juice"
"are you gonna say that every time we're getting groceries"
"are you gonna say that every time we're getting groceries"
October 20, 2023 at 10:28 AM
"this place has the juice"
"are you gonna say that every time we're getting groceries"
"are you gonna say that every time we're getting groceries"
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Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears of joy, realizes how much happiness he brings into the dark and uncertain world. "I am Pagliacci. Thank you doctor."
October 14, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great clown Pagliacci is in town tonight. Go and see him. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears of joy, realizes how much happiness he brings into the dark and uncertain world. "I am Pagliacci. Thank you doctor."