Beef Wrench
@beefrench.bsky.social
"Beef Wrench" cuz why not? Ya think I'm putting my real name/info on the goddamn interwebs?
I remember when we thought everything on the internet was lies and you didn't get into stranger's cars. We should probably go back to that.
he/him
I remember when we thought everything on the internet was lies and you didn't get into stranger's cars. We should probably go back to that.
he/him
The Day After Mamdani elected …NYC in ruins!
November 5, 2025 at 7:24 PM
The Day After Mamdani elected …NYC in ruins!
I am so sorry.....i really am...so goddamn sorry here....
Meanwhile in your SO's garden....(again i am so sorry i don't know what is wrong with me)
Meanwhile in your SO's garden....(again i am so sorry i don't know what is wrong with me)
September 28, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I am so sorry.....i really am...so goddamn sorry here....
Meanwhile in your SO's garden....(again i am so sorry i don't know what is wrong with me)
Meanwhile in your SO's garden....(again i am so sorry i don't know what is wrong with me)
Moonflower going bonkers tonight
September 26, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Moonflower going bonkers tonight
I keep updating this comic from #pizzacakecomics
September 23, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I keep updating this comic from #pizzacakecomics
At this rate The Orange Shitgibbon will need to release the Epstein files just to distract from how he is doing as POTUS.
Meanwhile Chock Full of Nuts coffee is $10/lb! and i need a goddamn loan to buy ground beef
Meanwhile Chock Full of Nuts coffee is $10/lb! and i need a goddamn loan to buy ground beef
September 5, 2025 at 1:30 PM
At this rate The Orange Shitgibbon will need to release the Epstein files just to distract from how he is doing as POTUS.
Meanwhile Chock Full of Nuts coffee is $10/lb! and i need a goddamn loan to buy ground beef
Meanwhile Chock Full of Nuts coffee is $10/lb! and i need a goddamn loan to buy ground beef
He is much leader. Such power broker.
Check out his big move:
Check out his big move:
August 27, 2025 at 1:50 PM
He is much leader. Such power broker.
Check out his big move:
Check out his big move:
This is the con going on...buy stock in whatever company Trump is criticizing...there will usually be a dip and then company will pay some sort of bribe and then Trump will lavish praise on them...which will return the stock to it's previous level
This week it was Intel, and I made 15%
This week it was Intel, and I made 15%
August 15, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This is the con going on...buy stock in whatever company Trump is criticizing...there will usually be a dip and then company will pay some sort of bribe and then Trump will lavish praise on them...which will return the stock to it's previous level
This week it was Intel, and I made 15%
This week it was Intel, and I made 15%
Our FEMA director, everyone...he 100% smells of stale cigarettes, poorly washed socks, unpaid child support and Lysol
And boy oh boy is he hungover.
And boy oh boy is he hungover.
July 14, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Our FEMA director, everyone...he 100% smells of stale cigarettes, poorly washed socks, unpaid child support and Lysol
And boy oh boy is he hungover.
And boy oh boy is he hungover.
I keep updating this comic and reposting - the creator is Pizzacake and the link for them is on the image.
July 13, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I keep updating this comic and reposting - the creator is Pizzacake and the link for them is on the image.
These jokers every other day of the year:
June 25, 2025 at 5:56 PM
These jokers every other day of the year:
Well the whole Iranian thing isn't going so great as missiles keep falling on Tel Aviv....back to what they really do best.
June 24, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Well the whole Iranian thing isn't going so great as missiles keep falling on Tel Aviv....back to what they really do best.
I suppose this is meant to be poignant until you realize that it features Ultra Orthodox whom, while 100% solid in favor of war, are 100% exempt from ever serving....and who only recently got upset when Israel tried to change the laws that kept them exempt.
So, how you guys like war now?
So, how you guys like war now?
June 17, 2025 at 1:39 PM
I suppose this is meant to be poignant until you realize that it features Ultra Orthodox whom, while 100% solid in favor of war, are 100% exempt from ever serving....and who only recently got upset when Israel tried to change the laws that kept them exempt.
So, how you guys like war now?
So, how you guys like war now?
Who wants to kickstarter my immersive first person gardening game?
June 7, 2025 at 4:16 PM
Who wants to kickstarter my immersive first person gardening game?
It would be golden if he were to be blasting Huey Lewis and the News...and honestly I think that might just be the sweet spot of what he listens to...I can literally see him pulling up in that dumb dodge charger, dopey sunglasses on, blasting Power of Love.
April 24, 2025 at 9:58 PM
It would be golden if he were to be blasting Huey Lewis and the News...and honestly I think that might just be the sweet spot of what he listens to...I can literally see him pulling up in that dumb dodge charger, dopey sunglasses on, blasting Power of Love.
Thank GOD it's Friday!...oh....oooooo....awkwaaaaaard....sorry bruh
April 18, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Thank GOD it's Friday!...oh....oooooo....awkwaaaaaard....sorry bruh