@beefunwellington.bsky.social
Wiseass lefty lawyer in Portlandia. 📎
The US sucks now.
Half-Canadian, & it’s increasing.
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The US sucks now.
Half-Canadian, & it’s increasing.
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We can help.
December 11, 2025 at 4:06 PM
We can help.
Much of ‘merica has been cool with the Klan. I’m emigrating to Canada. Nobody has to drive around the slave states there cus there ain’t any.
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December 11, 2025 at 2:40 PM
Much of ‘merica has been cool with the Klan. I’m emigrating to Canada. Nobody has to drive around the slave states there cus there ain’t any.
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Yeah, shocker.
December 10, 2025 at 8:17 PM
Yeah, shocker.
I’m thinking the KLAN SLOGAN is probably relevant here…. 👇
December 10, 2025 at 7:13 PM
I’m thinking the KLAN SLOGAN is probably relevant here…. 👇
Wouldn’t it be lovely if trump & putin passed on the same day, like Jefferson & Adams? I don’t care if it’s on the 4th or not.
December 5, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Wouldn’t it be lovely if trump & putin passed on the same day, like Jefferson & Adams? I don’t care if it’s on the 4th or not.
Leo’s on it…
December 5, 2025 at 2:27 AM
Leo’s on it…
It makes me pull my eyes out of my own head. White ‘merican women…wtf.
December 1, 2025 at 12:22 AM
It makes me pull my eyes out of my own head. White ‘merican women…wtf.
We designed the world economic order around us & then threw it away, apparently out of boredom. Yay us.
November 30, 2025 at 3:51 PM
We designed the world economic order around us & then threw it away, apparently out of boredom. Yay us.
trump: “If it’s dead just grind it up.”
November 29, 2025 at 12:50 AM
trump: “If it’s dead just grind it up.”
It’s true.
Putin needs gutting.
Putin needs gutting.
November 28, 2025 at 5:08 PM
It’s true.
Putin needs gutting.
Putin needs gutting.
Hummus is my heaven.
November 27, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Hummus is my heaven.
His lovely wife & the speaker enjoy a blissful Thanksgiving…
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November 26, 2025 at 10:48 PM
His lovely wife & the speaker enjoy a blissful Thanksgiving…
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The world’s moving on from the US as much as they can cus duh.
November 24, 2025 at 2:30 AM
The world’s moving on from the US as much as they can cus duh.
The world’s moving on from the US now as much as they can cus duh.
November 24, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The world’s moving on from the US now as much as they can cus duh.
I question his judgment.
November 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I question his judgment.
It’s a mentally ill country. JFC.
November 22, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It’s a mentally ill country. JFC.
Correct. You’re going to win, anyway.
November 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Correct. You’re going to win, anyway.
Dems need to drop sacks & not let this go. Or maybe pull a Schumer & negotiate just being maimed.
November 20, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Dems need to drop sacks & not let this go. Or maybe pull a Schumer & negotiate just being maimed.