We are crashing the fuck out today

Imagine having your feelings hurt so bad that you give a speech on why you don't care about not getting an invite to the met gala

I'm not seeing enough about South of Midnight y'all are sleeping on a masterpiece

Life is hard when you're built like Danny DeVito

My brother is dumb as fuck for dying before the orange one

How is Mitch McConnell 10 years younger than my grandma but looks 20 years older than her

These are the good guys supporting DEI. Reward them with your business.

Costco
Meijer
Kroger
Giant Grocery
Ben & Jerry’s
Ulta, Macy’s
Old Navy
Nordstrom’s
TJ Maxx
GoTo Foods ( Moe’s Southwest Grill, Mcalister’s, Auntie Anne’s, Jamba, Cinnabon…)
Dollar Tree
Walgreens
Wegmans

This probably seems grim, but given recent events, it might be a good idea to publicly display a declaration of life, especially if you fall into one of the target demographics

Take mine or make your own:

We're in the killin' nazi business

It's been a good 5 months without any bat incidents in our century home but here we are

On the outside I am a badass witchy bitch but on the inside I am still a theatre kid who cries during Defying Gravity

Adam took some sexy pictures of me from my phone and went to send them to himself but instead he sent them to my mom happy thanksgiving

Leak the report. Pass it on.

My final paycheck from my campaign job came in and they took $1300 in taxes 🙃 🙃🙃 I want to throw up!!!

Where's all the mentally ill banshees that also like to scream nonsense into the void?