Brandon M
@beemooney.bsky.social
Gay🏳️🌈 | Ohio Politico | Gaymer 🎮 | Graphic Designer 👨🏻💻 | Community Activist | Trans Rights 🏳️⚧️ | Pro-Abortion | He, Him, His
*your cat upon reading this skeet*
February 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
*your cat upon reading this skeet*
What flavor Doritos are you? Asking for the BlueSky gays.
February 10, 2026 at 3:27 PM
What flavor Doritos are you? Asking for the BlueSky gays.
Sent some money to a friend and it immediately prompted me to open a gambling account.
I think this kind of advertising should be illegal and I don’t think that is a controversial opinion to say out loud.
I think this kind of advertising should be illegal and I don’t think that is a controversial opinion to say out loud.
February 9, 2026 at 5:44 PM
Sent some money to a friend and it immediately prompted me to open a gambling account.
I think this kind of advertising should be illegal and I don’t think that is a controversial opinion to say out loud.
I think this kind of advertising should be illegal and I don’t think that is a controversial opinion to say out loud.
I believe… that Trump has full control… of his Truth Social account.
February 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
I believe… that Trump has full control… of his Truth Social account.
I was a FOOL to have a crush on someone I’ve never met who turned out to be engaged.
I’ll never make this mistake again. Time to focus on the only man that matters.
I’ll never make this mistake again. Time to focus on the only man that matters.
February 6, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I was a FOOL to have a crush on someone I’ve never met who turned out to be engaged.
I’ll never make this mistake again. Time to focus on the only man that matters.
I’ll never make this mistake again. Time to focus on the only man that matters.
I believe… that Lunch Lady may be… unoriginal… and is making basic SpongeBob references.
February 5, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I believe… that Lunch Lady may be… unoriginal… and is making basic SpongeBob references.
Life here without your constant skeetin’ be difficult.
February 1, 2026 at 5:54 PM
Life here without your constant skeetin’ be difficult.
Good morning, sunshine
January 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Good morning, sunshine
lol what? Self driving vehicles will solve poverty???
This is a guy a bunch of rich shareholders decided he needed a raise. 🙄
This is a guy a bunch of rich shareholders decided he needed a raise. 🙄
January 29, 2026 at 1:34 PM
lol what? Self driving vehicles will solve poverty???
This is a guy a bunch of rich shareholders decided he needed a raise. 🙄
This is a guy a bunch of rich shareholders decided he needed a raise. 🙄
I’m sending you sunshine and hugs.
January 27, 2026 at 5:28 AM
I’m sending you sunshine and hugs.
I’ll believe it if the send Bovino to Greenland like they did Major Thorn in Sgt. Bilko.
January 26, 2026 at 11:12 PM
I’ll believe it if the send Bovino to Greenland like they did Major Thorn in Sgt. Bilko.
January 26, 2026 at 2:07 PM
This lil snow bunny says good morning back at cha. 🥰
January 26, 2026 at 1:25 PM
This lil snow bunny says good morning back at cha. 🥰
I can’t be the only one that finds this push alert from @vanityfair.com cringy and weird, right?
January 22, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I can’t be the only one that finds this push alert from @vanityfair.com cringy and weird, right?
It’s been a year, friends. Remember to toast to the fact that all ICE agents will be prosecuted because we will never give up.
January 20, 2026 at 8:03 PM
It’s been a year, friends. Remember to toast to the fact that all ICE agents will be prosecuted because we will never give up.
I’d never be able to attend another family gathering sober again. Ever.
January 19, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I’d never be able to attend another family gathering sober again. Ever.
New fav on repeat for a bit.
January 19, 2026 at 3:16 PM
New fav on repeat for a bit.
The cold is coming. 🥶
Stay warm out there! If you’re struggling to keep warm, let folks know as there may be resources near you to help.
Stay warm out there! If you’re struggling to keep warm, let folks know as there may be resources near you to help.
January 19, 2026 at 2:17 PM
The cold is coming. 🥶
Stay warm out there! If you’re struggling to keep warm, let folks know as there may be resources near you to help.
Stay warm out there! If you’re struggling to keep warm, let folks know as there may be resources near you to help.
Fine but ima upload the Noid to the chatbot.
January 16, 2026 at 9:22 PM
Fine but ima upload the Noid to the chatbot.
Everyone in the briefing room when she sat down in that seat
January 15, 2026 at 6:44 PM
Everyone in the briefing room when she sat down in that seat
Now THIS is how ya do hassle-back pohTAYtoes.
(Decided to try my new potato tornado slicer)
(Decided to try my new potato tornado slicer)
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Now THIS is how ya do hassle-back pohTAYtoes.
(Decided to try my new potato tornado slicer)
(Decided to try my new potato tornado slicer)
2026 really starting to feel like Marc Jacob’s $1,850 outfit.
January 3, 2026 at 3:29 PM
2026 really starting to feel like Marc Jacob’s $1,850 outfit.
I wonder if there’s someone close to him that’s telling him to not take doctors advice?
January 1, 2026 at 3:24 PM
I wonder if there’s someone close to him that’s telling him to not take doctors advice?