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Wiener Herzog
@beernye.bsky.social
Beer scientist. Hot dad. Short shorts evangelist.

FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
YESSSSSSSSSSSSS
September 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
That’s basically what triggers it for me too lol
July 28, 2025 at 11:56 PM
I sing this jingle to myself at least once or twice a month. It’s so perfect.
July 28, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Take This Job And Shove It by Johnny Paycheck
July 25, 2025 at 5:37 PM
We’re making do with what we can
May 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
It’s bonkers. I blinked and River is a Big Kid
May 19, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Shit like this makes me even more awestruck by Frank Worsley on Shackleton’s Endurance expedition.

“Hey Frank, we need to cross 800 miles of Freezing Cold Murder Ocean, and hit one single small island or we drift away forever and our entire expedition dies”

AND HE DOES IT.
May 19, 2025 at 3:51 PM
I got lucky on day 1 against you with an easy set of questions.
May 17, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I tried to do this on ND Nation and 6 different swat teams destroyed my house within 20 minutes
May 12, 2025 at 12:39 AM
In the same boat, friend. It’s a long road ahead.
May 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM