Wiener Herzog
@beernye.bsky.social
Beer scientist. Hot dad. Short shorts evangelist.
FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
FIX YOUR HEART OR DIE
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this is so fucking funny. they put him in the black hole sun music video
'The Wizard of Oz' (1939) vs 'The Wizard of Oz at Sphere' (2025)
Over 90% of the film has been 'touched up' with AI
Over 90% of the film has been 'touched up' with AI
August 2, 2025 at 1:14 AM
this is so fucking funny. they put him in the black hole sun music video
Sending up the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Bat-Signal for this
A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested by Tallahassee officers for credit card fraud
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July 24, 2025 at 6:11 PM
Sending up the @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Bat-Signal for this
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Had a dream we cut off every oligarch’s head. Things got better.
June 22, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Had a dream we cut off every oligarch’s head. Things got better.
Absolute Filth. Should be illegal*
*Connor McDavid
*Connor McDavid
This look at McDavid slinking through the Panthers D to find Draisaitl (via Oilers) 🤌🏼
June 7, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Absolute Filth. Should be illegal*
*Connor McDavid
*Connor McDavid
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I am never going to die
one funny situation that may or may not happen but would be poetic: Elon turns twitter into an echo chamber for Trump fanatics --> Trump turns on Elon --> Elon gets eaten alive by his own monster
June 5, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I am never going to die
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not how I spell that word, but
May 27, 2025 at 3:32 PM
not how I spell that word, but
Day trip yesterday 3hrz south to Athens OH with the girls. Bought some paw paw trees and a persimmon tree for the backyard.
12/10 would recommend. Come over for paw paws in 2-4 years and persimmons next year.
12/10 would recommend. Come over for paw paws in 2-4 years and persimmons next year.
May 19, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Day trip yesterday 3hrz south to Athens OH with the girls. Bought some paw paw trees and a persimmon tree for the backyard.
12/10 would recommend. Come over for paw paws in 2-4 years and persimmons next year.
12/10 would recommend. Come over for paw paws in 2-4 years and persimmons next year.
“Solo Dad Dinner”
Wife is in Scotland so I made homemade beef ‘n’ cheddar sandwiches for dinner tonight
Wife is in Scotland so I made homemade beef ‘n’ cheddar sandwiches for dinner tonight
May 17, 2025 at 10:00 PM
“Solo Dad Dinner”
Wife is in Scotland so I made homemade beef ‘n’ cheddar sandwiches for dinner tonight
Wife is in Scotland so I made homemade beef ‘n’ cheddar sandwiches for dinner tonight
The outfit is so damn good here, too. That new JLC Reverso is so sick.
May 11, 2025 at 3:22 PM
The outfit is so damn good here, too. That new JLC Reverso is so sick.
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Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
May 11, 2025 at 12:39 PM
Please don't put in the newspaper that 28 children laughed at me
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Dear EA, if the amount of $$ you made off the return of CFB didn't make you realize it, heres the sign that if you remade this with updated graphics and changed nothing else, you would make a fortune.
Or just release this as mobile/tablet game
Or just release this as mobile/tablet game
SimCity 2000 Special Edition is $2.45 on GOG buff.ly/1DX3VwI #ad
May 10, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Dear EA, if the amount of $$ you made off the return of CFB didn't make you realize it, heres the sign that if you remade this with updated graphics and changed nothing else, you would make a fortune.
Or just release this as mobile/tablet game
Or just release this as mobile/tablet game
I guess I need to finally write “How many beers could each Batman character drink in a day”
May 10, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I guess I need to finally write “How many beers could each Batman character drink in a day”
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who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI
May 8, 2025 at 5:42 PM
who called it woke pope and not Opus DEI
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Can't spell pope without ope
Midwestern Pope.
Casserole Pope.
Just gonna scooch right past ya there Pope.
Casserole Pope.
Just gonna scooch right past ya there Pope.
May 8, 2025 at 7:01 PM
Can't spell pope without ope
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so the Pope is with the Dalai Lama on a nondenominational world peace tour & they stop in Chicago. The pope takes the Lama to his favorite hot dog stand, says, you gotta try it, this guy's the best. the guy says "What can I getcha, Your Holiness?" & the Dalai Lama says "Make me one with everything."
May 8, 2025 at 6:39 PM
so the Pope is with the Dalai Lama on a nondenominational world peace tour & they stop in Chicago. The pope takes the Lama to his favorite hot dog stand, says, you gotta try it, this guy's the best. the guy says "What can I getcha, Your Holiness?" & the Dalai Lama says "Make me one with everything."
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Look I get performatively not caring about the new pope, I do. But I want you to consider two things:
1) there is now a nonzero chance JD Vance gets excommunicated
2) think about what must’ve happened to his face between hearing “there’s an American pope” and “it’s the one that hates you”
1) there is now a nonzero chance JD Vance gets excommunicated
2) think about what must’ve happened to his face between hearing “there’s an American pope” and “it’s the one that hates you”
May 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Look I get performatively not caring about the new pope, I do. But I want you to consider two things:
1) there is now a nonzero chance JD Vance gets excommunicated
2) think about what must’ve happened to his face between hearing “there’s an American pope” and “it’s the one that hates you”
1) there is now a nonzero chance JD Vance gets excommunicated
2) think about what must’ve happened to his face between hearing “there’s an American pope” and “it’s the one that hates you”
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[butt rock plays, cut off by sound of bear growling]
YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING
[m-m-MORNING]
here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute
[whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting]
now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING
[m-m-MORNING]
here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute
[whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting]
now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
May 8, 2025 at 6:24 PM
[butt rock plays, cut off by sound of bear growling]
YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING
[m-m-MORNING]
here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute
[whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting]
now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
YOU'RE LISTENING TO MIKEY AND THE POPE IN THE MORNING
[m-m-MORNING]
here to give you all the bears talk you need on your commute
[whistle blows, QB says hike, gregorian chanting]
now here's mikey and our heavenly father, LIVE from lakeview
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The worst people in the world are mad.
May 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
The worst people in the world are mad.
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They'll never admit it, but I bet the Conclave's final vote wasn't even close. Probably 25 or 6 to 4
May 8, 2025 at 6:00 PM
They'll never admit it, but I bet the Conclave's final vote wasn't even close. Probably 25 or 6 to 4