Bill Zachmann
@beezeemann.bsky.social
Paper shuffler. Cat herder. Photographer. Reader. Possessor of useless info. Fan of the MST3K/Rifftrax/Cinematic Titanic/The Mads are Back quadrangle. Professional underachiever. Vengeful God. Twitter refugee. Uncultured swine. Opinions mine.
The new presidential portrait just dropped.
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The new presidential portrait just dropped.
Ya know what today could use more of? #MST3K #TurnYourCrankToFrank #MoreReba #MoreGarth #TheViolentYears
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ya know what today could use more of? #MST3K #TurnYourCrankToFrank #MoreReba #MoreGarth #TheViolentYears
On this Friday I ask that you remember Chuck Hamlin and to keep him in your heart during the upcoming holiday season! #Rifftrax #ShakeHandsWithDanger #ChuckHamlin #AcousticGuitarNoodling
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
On this Friday I ask that you remember Chuck Hamlin and to keep him in your heart during the upcoming holiday season! #Rifftrax #ShakeHandsWithDanger #ChuckHamlin #AcousticGuitarNoodling
Rick Scott reminds me of the Balok puppet from Star Trek.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Rick Scott reminds me of the Balok puppet from Star Trek.
More like Ross Asshat, am I right?
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
More like Ross Asshat, am I right?
The puppets in "Thunderbirds" had more realistic facial expressions than this guy.
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The puppets in "Thunderbirds" had more realistic facial expressions than this guy.
Beyond the poor spelling, are they expecting Cuomo to stand in Rockefeller Park and part the Hudson River so they can flee the city?
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Beyond the poor spelling, are they expecting Cuomo to stand in Rockefeller Park and part the Hudson River so they can flee the city?
Halloween toilet paper, for the spooky dookies. I’m so, so sorry…I think.
October 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Halloween toilet paper, for the spooky dookies. I’m so, so sorry…I think.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Meanwhile, at our nation's economy....
October 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Meanwhile, at our nation's economy....
Welcome to the Pentagon briefing room!
October 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Welcome to the Pentagon briefing room!
Well, y'all knew THIS was inevitable:
October 22, 2025 at 3:43 PM
Well, y'all knew THIS was inevitable:
October 19, 2025 at 5:49 PM
I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.
October 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
I was married but I’m not married any more. Women don’t like the vehicle.
Having already seen the #Rifftrax release of "Grizzly," I had to watch "Grizzly II" because I'm a completist. Trust when I say this is the only scene in the movie worth seeing.
October 13, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Having already seen the #Rifftrax release of "Grizzly," I had to watch "Grizzly II" because I'm a completist. Trust when I say this is the only scene in the movie worth seeing.
In a world where someone should've rethought their headline....
October 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
In a world where someone should've rethought their headline....
If you see him again, check the base on the back of the skull for a switch that makes the eyes glow red.
October 6, 2025 at 6:35 PM
If you see him again, check the base on the back of the skull for a switch that makes the eyes glow red.
For the next few weeks I'll be Riding With Death. I was going to name him Bones, but maybe I should name him Ben Murphy? #MST3K #RidingWithDeath
October 6, 2025 at 5:29 PM
For the next few weeks I'll be Riding With Death. I was going to name him Bones, but maybe I should name him Ben Murphy? #MST3K #RidingWithDeath
October 6, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Chuckie Finster, nooooooooo!!!
September 18, 2025 at 5:41 PM
Chuckie Finster, nooooooooo!!!