Bill Zachmann
@beezeemann.bsky.social
Paper shuffler. Cat herder. Photographer. Reader. Possessor of useless info. Fan of the MST3K/Rifftrax/Cinematic Titanic/The Mads are Back quadrangle. Professional underachiever. Vengeful God. Twitter refugee. Uncultured swine. Opinions mine.
The new presidential portrait just dropped.
November 12, 2025 at 11:15 PM
The new presidential portrait just dropped.
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Ya know what today could use more of? #MST3K #TurnYourCrankToFrank #MoreReba #MoreGarth #TheViolentYears
November 12, 2025 at 7:02 PM
Ya know what today could use more of? #MST3K #TurnYourCrankToFrank #MoreReba #MoreGarth #TheViolentYears
Okay, hear me out: just go "Robocop" for the next James Bond, a combination of android and James Bond pieces. Problem solved.
November 11, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Okay, hear me out: just go "Robocop" for the next James Bond, a combination of android and James Bond pieces. Problem solved.
If Chuck Schumer caved any harder, Elon Musk would've sent out a rescue team.
November 11, 2025 at 2:41 PM
If Chuck Schumer caved any harder, Elon Musk would've sent out a rescue team.
"I'm confident the party filled with leopards aren't going to eat our faces."
Shaheen: "All those people who oppose this agreement -- staying in a shutdown mode was not getting us anywhere. They need to train their fire on the people who are responsible. That's Trump, Johnson, & the Republicans who have blocked every attempt to get healthcare. We need to be working together."
November 10, 2025 at 3:25 PM
"I'm confident the party filled with leopards aren't going to eat our faces."
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Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
November 7, 2025 at 9:27 PM
Ladies and Gentlemen, may I present Karma?
On this Friday I ask that you remember Chuck Hamlin and to keep him in your heart during the upcoming holiday season! #Rifftrax #ShakeHandsWithDanger #ChuckHamlin #AcousticGuitarNoodling
November 7, 2025 at 2:33 PM
On this Friday I ask that you remember Chuck Hamlin and to keep him in your heart during the upcoming holiday season! #Rifftrax #ShakeHandsWithDanger #ChuckHamlin #AcousticGuitarNoodling
Rick Scott reminds me of the Balok puppet from Star Trek.
November 7, 2025 at 2:28 PM
Rick Scott reminds me of the Balok puppet from Star Trek.
More like Ross Asshat, am I right?
November 6, 2025 at 5:15 PM
More like Ross Asshat, am I right?
I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning. Smells like victory.
November 4, 2025 at 4:55 PM
I love the smell of onions and mustard in the morning. Smells like victory.
If the sandwich had been on 124-grain whole wheat bread, it could've penetrated his ballistic vest.
Border Patrol agent Lairmore testifies that he was not injured by the sandwich, but he felt the impact through his ballistic vest.
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
The sandwich came apart and "kind of exploded" on his chest upon impact, he says.
"I could smell the onions and mustard."
November 4, 2025 at 4:08 PM
If the sandwich had been on 124-grain whole wheat bread, it could've penetrated his ballistic vest.
The puppets in "Thunderbirds" had more realistic facial expressions than this guy.
November 4, 2025 at 2:24 PM
The puppets in "Thunderbirds" had more realistic facial expressions than this guy.
Beyond the poor spelling, are they expecting Cuomo to stand in Rockefeller Park and part the Hudson River so they can flee the city?
November 3, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Beyond the poor spelling, are they expecting Cuomo to stand in Rockefeller Park and part the Hudson River so they can flee the city?
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Happy first #Caturday of November.
November 1, 2025 at 7:35 PM
Happy first #Caturday of November.
Seems like there’s plenty of space for boxes of classified material!
sure, you might not be able to eat or go to the doctor, but check out how nice Trump's new marble shitter is
October 31, 2025 at 11:13 PM
Seems like there’s plenty of space for boxes of classified material!
Halloween toilet paper, for the spooky dookies. I’m so, so sorry…I think.
October 30, 2025 at 9:09 PM
Halloween toilet paper, for the spooky dookies. I’m so, so sorry…I think.
How long before trump threatens the UK with tariffs until Randy Andy get his title back?
Breaking news: King Charles III has taken action against his brother Andrew, who will be stripped of his prince title and leave his accommodation at Royal Lodge, over Andrew's ties to sex offender Jeffrey Epstein.
King Charles strips brother Andrew of prince title over Epstein scandal
The move marks the latest setback for the embattled royal as the scandal over his ties to the convicted American sex offender Jeffrey Epstein continues to cast a long shadow.
wapo.st
October 30, 2025 at 8:16 PM
How long before trump threatens the UK with tariffs until Randy Andy get his title back?
"Bedtime for Bonzo 2: Monkey See, Monkey Kill!"
Aggressive monkeys that escaped from overturned truck in Jasper County killed, officials confirm
A truck transporting monkeys from Tulane University overturned on I-59 near Heidelberg.
www.wapt.com
October 28, 2025 at 9:11 PM
"Bedtime for Bonzo 2: Monkey See, Monkey Kill!"
Clearly his elevator is not hitting all floors.
Trump: You take a little glass of water and you drop it on magnets. I don't know what's going to happen.
October 28, 2025 at 11:12 AM
Clearly his elevator is not hitting all floors.
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Georgia SNAP recipients: USE UP YOUR BENEFITS NOW! Buy shelf stable foods. Your card will apparently simply stop working on 11/01. It will not be like previous pauses where you would still be able to use your existing balance according to this press release.
Update: Due to Federal Government Shutdown, SNAP Benefits Will Not Be Available Beginning November 1
The U.S. Department of Agriculture (USDA) recently notified the Georgia Department of Human Services (DHS) that there is insufficient funding to cover November Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Progra...
dhs.georgia.gov
October 27, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Georgia SNAP recipients: USE UP YOUR BENEFITS NOW! Buy shelf stable foods. Your card will apparently simply stop working on 11/01. It will not be like previous pauses where you would still be able to use your existing balance according to this press release.
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
October 27, 2025 at 8:59 PM
Adverts should be representative of traditional British families
Meanwhile, at our nation's economy....
October 27, 2025 at 2:23 PM
Meanwhile, at our nation's economy....
He's not even in the race and I'm already not voting for him.
Former Mayor Rahm Emanuel said Thursday a decision on whether to pursue the 2028 Democratic presidential nomination comes down to whether he thinks he can meet “both the challenge and the promise of tomorrow” and execute on it.
Rahm Emanuel points to record, trust with Republicans as he considers presidential bid
Former Chicago mayor and Japan ambassador Rahm Emanuel said at a City Club of Chicago luncheon he needs to have something unique to say and know he can execute on it to run for president.
trib.al
October 24, 2025 at 2:15 PM
He's not even in the race and I'm already not voting for him.
The midnight ride of Paul Revere: one if by land, two if by sea drugs.
Trump: "Our sea drugs as they call them -- they use the term 'sea drugs,' the drugs coming in by sea -- are like 5% of what they were a year ago ... the land is gonna be next. And we may go to Congress and tell them about it ... the sea drugs are almost dead."
October 23, 2025 at 9:07 PM
The midnight ride of Paul Revere: one if by land, two if by sea drugs.