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@behemous.bsky.social
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Hey what if a mouse was like 34 miles tall and really good at suplexing you
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She/They/He
Hey what if a mouse was like 34 miles tall and really good at suplexing you
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My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
My friends, I present to you, my boy Nemo.
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I forgot how, like, Wii Era Prime 3 was.
November 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
I forgot how, like, Wii Era Prime 3 was.
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Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Look kids! It’s Ask Jeeves! Over here Jeeves!
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Todd provoked me and I have impulse control problems...sorry....
November 26, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Todd provoked me and I have impulse control problems...sorry....
LOOK THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME IN PARTICULAR.
Backlash surrounding Metroid Prime 4’s chatty supporting cast has inadvertently bled into one gamer’s relationship.
paletteswap.site/dif...
paletteswap.site/dif...
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 PM
LOOK THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME IN PARTICULAR.
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No but for real, taking food into the loo is insane.
November 26, 2025 at 2:39 PM
No but for real, taking food into the loo is insane.
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Imagine ruining your product so badly the market decides to topple your monopoly
“Our mid-term goal should be the complete phase-out of Microsoft products, including the Windows operating system. It’s easier than it sounds.”
A cross-party group of lawmakers are pushing for the European Parliament to get off US tech, starting with Microsoft.
A cross-party group of lawmakers are pushing for the European Parliament to get off US tech, starting with Microsoft.
Get us off Microsoft! Lawmakers press EU Parliament to change in-house IT.
“We cannot afford this level of dependence on foreign tech,” lawmakers say in letter obtained by POLITICO.
www.politico.eu
November 26, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Imagine ruining your product so badly the market decides to topple your monopoly
Customer I used to know. Regular.
Used to wear a bright red coat. Saw her coming.
Heard a legend, once.
Ordered an ice cream.
Ordered a hot dog.
Ate her ice cream.
Complained her hot dog was cold.
Thermal rules explained to her.
Threw cold hot dog at super.
Came back for a decade.
Used to wear a bright red coat. Saw her coming.
Heard a legend, once.
Ordered an ice cream.
Ordered a hot dog.
Ate her ice cream.
Complained her hot dog was cold.
Thermal rules explained to her.
Threw cold hot dog at super.
Came back for a decade.
where I work, customers will put half-empty energy drinks on a shelf of chips, stuff empty McDonalds bags between bagels, and put fresh packaged meat in the freezer aisle. I saw all this on the same day btw
November 26, 2025 at 2:08 PM
Customer I used to know. Regular.
Used to wear a bright red coat. Saw her coming.
Heard a legend, once.
Ordered an ice cream.
Ordered a hot dog.
Ate her ice cream.
Complained her hot dog was cold.
Thermal rules explained to her.
Threw cold hot dog at super.
Came back for a decade.
Used to wear a bright red coat. Saw her coming.
Heard a legend, once.
Ordered an ice cream.
Ordered a hot dog.
Ate her ice cream.
Complained her hot dog was cold.
Thermal rules explained to her.
Threw cold hot dog at super.
Came back for a decade.
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
Big E had the belt back in 2021???
November 26, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Big E had the belt back in 2021???
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Commission for @squishi.bsky.social! This game was a classic. THE reason to buy a DS back in the day. Wonder why no copies of it exist now...? Weird. (ft. @authorgenericus.bsky.social, @magedowser.bsky.social, and @highflywestguy.bsky.social)
October 5, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Commission for @squishi.bsky.social! This game was a classic. THE reason to buy a DS back in the day. Wonder why no copies of it exist now...? Weird. (ft. @authorgenericus.bsky.social, @magedowser.bsky.social, and @highflywestguy.bsky.social)
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defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
defunctland videos are great because everyone in charge of disneyland for the past half century have been trying to carry out what they think walt would’ve wanted like they’re the patriots in MGS trying to carry out the boss’s will. coincidentally both involve giant robot dinosaurs
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here's my first test at annotating/blurring a video. It needs some work to be less flickery but it's a start.
November 26, 2025 at 8:26 AM
here's my first test at annotating/blurring a video. It needs some work to be less flickery but it's a start.
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November 26, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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1900's strongwoman Charmion
April 7, 2024 at 4:00 PM
1900's strongwoman Charmion
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October 14, 2025 at 3:40 PM
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