Krysta, New Rock Nuker 👢
@behemous.bsky.social
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She/They/He
Hey what if a mouse was like 78 miles tall and really good at suplexing you
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behemous.carrd.co
She/They/He
Hey what if a mouse was like 78 miles tall and really good at suplexing you
Av by @brelly.bsky.social , header by @redbaronwolf.bsky.social
behemous.carrd.co
I am the queen of driving in platform new rocks
January 23, 2026 at 10:09 PM
I am the queen of driving in platform new rocks
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When you ask people to stop rping in the general chat
YOU - …I don't want to masturbate on the street, okay?
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY - Whatever, coward.
January 23, 2026 at 5:24 AM
When you ask people to stop rping in the general chat
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I shameless stole this meme from @madderlou.bsky.social on Twitter because it should be on Bluesky.
January 23, 2026 at 7:05 PM
I shameless stole this meme from @madderlou.bsky.social on Twitter because it should be on Bluesky.
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mfw i try to spell increbidle
May 3, 2025 at 9:44 PM
mfw i try to spell increbidle
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PRIORITY ANNOUNCEMENT:
January 23, 2026 at 6:51 PM
PRIORITY ANNOUNCEMENT:
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A very experienced person who's managed to survive living like a bug to someone just grimly telling that person's recently shrunk friend something important they've learned from their time here
"Don't let them see you. They're not going to recognize you."
"Don't let them see you. They're not going to recognize you."
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 PM
A very experienced person who's managed to survive living like a bug to someone just grimly telling that person's recently shrunk friend something important they've learned from their time here
"Don't let them see you. They're not going to recognize you."
"Don't let them see you. They're not going to recognize you."
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It's STFU Friday.
Refresh the script 👇
Refresh the script 👇
January 23, 2026 at 10:36 AM
It's STFU Friday.
Refresh the script 👇
Refresh the script 👇
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In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
January 23, 2026 at 4:01 PM
In solidarity with today's ICE OUT OF MINNESOTA blackout, MinnMax is donating $1 to the Immigrant Law Center of Minnesota for every share of this Bluesky post for the next hour.
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Bojack Horseman started in 2014?????
January 23, 2026 at 3:37 PM
Bojack Horseman started in 2014?????
Ever go completely insane?
Anyway Death Grip's No Love is in a YouTube video I WAIT, NO
I WAS GONNA SAY YOUTUBE, BUT IT'S IN THE S1 EPISODE OF BOJACK WHERE THEY DO ALL THE DRUGS FUCK
Anyway Death Grip's No Love is in a YouTube video I WAIT, NO
I WAS GONNA SAY YOUTUBE, BUT IT'S IN THE S1 EPISODE OF BOJACK WHERE THEY DO ALL THE DRUGS FUCK
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 PM
Ever go completely insane?
Anyway Death Grip's No Love is in a YouTube video I WAIT, NO
I WAS GONNA SAY YOUTUBE, BUT IT'S IN THE S1 EPISODE OF BOJACK WHERE THEY DO ALL THE DRUGS FUCK
Anyway Death Grip's No Love is in a YouTube video I WAIT, NO
I WAS GONNA SAY YOUTUBE, BUT IT'S IN THE S1 EPISODE OF BOJACK WHERE THEY DO ALL THE DRUGS FUCK
The ghost (I know) of Mark Mothersbaugh is going to strangle me cause every time someone mentions Devo to me I go listen to Dare to be Stupid
January 23, 2026 at 2:21 PM
The ghost (I know) of Mark Mothersbaugh is going to strangle me cause every time someone mentions Devo to me I go listen to Dare to be Stupid
Death Grips time
January 23, 2026 at 1:40 PM
Death Grips time
Happy Electric Feel Friday,
January 23, 2026 at 12:54 PM
Happy Electric Feel Friday,
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oh shit white boy got parries nevermind
January 23, 2026 at 11:51 AM
oh shit white boy got parries nevermind
Dodge my attack pattern, white boy.
January 23, 2026 at 11:50 AM
Dodge my attack pattern, white boy.
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How it feels to main a top tier when you have 0 clue how to play optimally
January 22, 2026 at 4:01 AM
How it feels to main a top tier when you have 0 clue how to play optimally
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This is how they made the ‘always has been’ image
January 23, 2026 at 2:41 AM
This is how they made the ‘always has been’ image
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January 23, 2026 at 9:37 AM
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Step aside, War Thunder.
January 23, 2026 at 9:35 AM
Step aside, War Thunder.
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Giant woman who fucking kills you thats it thats the whole goddamned bskeet.
January 23, 2026 at 3:33 AM
Giant woman who fucking kills you thats it thats the whole goddamned bskeet.
I hate this attack pattern
January 23, 2026 at 7:58 AM
I hate this attack pattern
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