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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes

@behemous.bsky.social

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🔞 She/They/He Hey what if a mouse was like 34 miles tall and really good at suplexing you Av by @veejaybees.bsky.social , header by @redbaronwolf.bsky.social behemous.carrd.co

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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 3h

THEY FIND YOUR BODY PARTS AND GIVE THEM NEW LIFE

AS A CYBORG'S KNEECAP, YOU WILL SERVE SHODAN WELL

Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 3h

TREAD STUCK!

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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 5h

Mauh muah~

Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 5h

Not a hot dog, tho, those are easy

Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 6h

You'll help me ruin so many nerds, really. <3

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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 6h

Never any clue, as people become my tight clothes, my delicious snacks, my toes~

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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 6h

Unaware bodypart TF / Unaware food TF / unaware object TF, my favorites

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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 6h

No more worries, no more cares. Just be a thick, beautiful pawpad for me. <3

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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 6h

Desperate for recognition, for help, for someone to unshrink him.
Only for a mousepaw to slam him into the dirt, and her toes to wiggle a little~

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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 6h

Russia is people getting pished on soda.

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cow tools daily @cowtoolsdaily.bsky.social · 11d

The only way to win is by lumping and the only way to lump is by prongling.

edited screenshots from the show Game Changer. Host Sam Reich, with cow ears and cow horns, addresses the contestants saying, "Now, you all understand how the tools work?"

The contestants, Brennan Lee Mulligan, Izzy Roland, and Lou Wilson look back at him expectantly from their player podiums behind a table with 4 cow tools on it.

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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 7h

I shoulda clarified, it's not TERRIBLE racial stereotyping, it could be way, WAY worse

Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 7h

they hit the "Racial Stereotype" button so fucking hard for those games.

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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 7h

That would also get in the way of things

Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 7h

The ol' early LCDs had terrible analog-digital converters problem (I am guessing here, cause like, the only way to connect a Wii was the Red White Yellow, and I'm purely guessing)

Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 7h

Above.

I think...

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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 7h

Turbo-bottom.

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Lyleeeeeee @lylepaws.bsky.social · 9h

Coastal cities are always the best... I get to kick back my legs, relax and crush a bus or three while I enjoy the view <3

Comm by @gigaschmongus.bsky.social

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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 7h

Crowds on the subway, as well.

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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 8h

Leaning over to kiss your best girl, while the biggest girl in the world holds both your heads like grapefruits and tells you to do it or she'll pop them like eggs

Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 8h

"haha, yeah, I have to drink pints of whiskey, it's the only thing that gives me a buzz, metabolism and all that. So, no self-defence training at ALL? Wow~"

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👻 BOO! Haha just kidding it’s me, Paris @bigboyparis.bsky.social · 8h

7’ 10” human woman built like a tank cozying up next to the nervous anthro fox and bunny twink couple at the bar. Asking innocent questions like if they ever sparred before and how much weight they think they could left between them.

“Oh wow that’s less than I weigh that’s so crazy haha” #sizesky

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nic.tattoos @nicterhorst.com · 11h

This means if you're in the UK and haven't signed this yet, please do. At 100k signatures they have to discuss it again.

Literally the least you can do!!

GamesMarket @gamesmarkt.bsky.social · 15h

UK Gouvernment: Payment Processors Can Ban NSFW Content
According to the UK treasury, payment processors are in the right and the gouvernment has no plans to step in. This puts it in direct contrast to what artists and the UK games industry have asked for.
www.gamesmarket.global/en/business/...

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jenny_tightpants🪑 @jtp.bsky.social · 9h

i think this is the health mechanic in half life alyx

emma (toys) @freeuse.toys · 9h

doing foreskin restoration so i can do whatever this is

a cell phone with a worm attached to it on a desk

Alt: a cell phone with a worm attached to it on a desks

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Krysta, Mouse of Suplexes @behemous.bsky.social · 11h

Facebook does this, in spirit, when it tells me shit like "[Person you haven't talked to in 5 years] has been mentioned in a post" like, cmon, who cares.

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