Behold A Meme
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It's only a meme if it comes from the meme region of France, otherwise it's just sparkling nonsense.
The service industry worker in me recognizes the service industry worker in you.
December 17, 2025 at 9:21 PM
The service industry worker in me recognizes the service industry worker in you.
Again wondering why Stefano's pasta sauce has credits in the Neon Genesis Evangelion font
December 12, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Again wondering why Stefano's pasta sauce has credits in the Neon Genesis Evangelion font
I stg the first time I see an identifiable brand/logo in a dream I am swimming into the business end of a motorboat.
December 4, 2025 at 2:15 AM
I stg the first time I see an identifiable brand/logo in a dream I am swimming into the business end of a motorboat.
"Die Hard is/isn't a Christmas movie because -" okay, okay, whatever.
Christmas music does not require explicit references to Christmas, only a group activity and a wintery setting
(see: Winter Wonderland, Baby it's Cold Outside, Let it Snow).
Silence In The Snow by Trivium is a
Christmas Song.
Christmas music does not require explicit references to Christmas, only a group activity and a wintery setting
(see: Winter Wonderland, Baby it's Cold Outside, Let it Snow).
Silence In The Snow by Trivium is a
Christmas Song.
November 30, 2025 at 12:02 AM
"Die Hard is/isn't a Christmas movie because -" okay, okay, whatever.
Christmas music does not require explicit references to Christmas, only a group activity and a wintery setting
(see: Winter Wonderland, Baby it's Cold Outside, Let it Snow).
Silence In The Snow by Trivium is a
Christmas Song.
Christmas music does not require explicit references to Christmas, only a group activity and a wintery setting
(see: Winter Wonderland, Baby it's Cold Outside, Let it Snow).
Silence In The Snow by Trivium is a
Christmas Song.
These pictures are sisters
November 21, 2025 at 4:41 AM
These pictures are sisters
Having my work laptop that requires 2FA with my cell phone (the greatest distraction tool civilisation has so far produced) feels like a modernized punishment from a Greek God.
November 20, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Having my work laptop that requires 2FA with my cell phone (the greatest distraction tool civilisation has so far produced) feels like a modernized punishment from a Greek God.
"Look. If you can be cool about this, then so can I. We'll both survive, and then go out separate ways and never have to see each other again."
- me, to the giant spider I just noticed in the corner of the shower.
- me, to the giant spider I just noticed in the corner of the shower.
November 18, 2025 at 4:19 AM
"Look. If you can be cool about this, then so can I. We'll both survive, and then go out separate ways and never have to see each other again."
- me, to the giant spider I just noticed in the corner of the shower.
- me, to the giant spider I just noticed in the corner of the shower.
When I say "I contain multitudes"
I mean I can want two things
I mean I can want two things
November 9, 2025 at 3:12 AM
When I say "I contain multitudes"
I mean I can want two things
I mean I can want two things
Me when it's time to pack up the Halloween decorations
November 3, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Me when it's time to pack up the Halloween decorations
I am once more reminded of that "We're disabled, not were-wolves" tweet. Buddy was rightfully mocked for his ignorance, but the Pharmacy's Home Health Solutions Dept. (for equipment like walkers, braces, shower chairs) really IS only open Mon-Fri, 9-5. And closed from 12-1 for lunch 🙃
November 1, 2025 at 4:31 PM
I am once more reminded of that "We're disabled, not were-wolves" tweet. Buddy was rightfully mocked for his ignorance, but the Pharmacy's Home Health Solutions Dept. (for equipment like walkers, braces, shower chairs) really IS only open Mon-Fri, 9-5. And closed from 12-1 for lunch 🙃
Trusting a fart while my stomach is experiencing The Bad Times
October 16, 2025 at 3:41 PM
Trusting a fart while my stomach is experiencing The Bad Times
I may not have nice opinions of Kirk, but at least I never portrayed him as an interdimensional thief reaching from beyond the grave to steal the hats off of small boys.
September 26, 2025 at 9:10 PM
I may not have nice opinions of Kirk, but at least I never portrayed him as an interdimensional thief reaching from beyond the grave to steal the hats off of small boys.
I ain't never trusted a "module" of any kind. "Modular"? How about get your shit together?
September 23, 2025 at 12:46 AM
I ain't never trusted a "module" of any kind. "Modular"? How about get your shit together?
I don't want CK to have died in vain. Currently DMing Tlàloc, the Aztec God of Rain, to see if he'll accept him as a belated sacrifice, this summer has been a dry one.
September 19, 2025 at 1:12 PM
I don't want CK to have died in vain. Currently DMing Tlàloc, the Aztec God of Rain, to see if he'll accept him as a belated sacrifice, this summer has been a dry one.
I'd say this would be the top "Edgy" Halloween costume this year but honestly we can probably expect a good six? seven? more completely bonkers historical events before the end of October.
God I am tired.
God I am tired.
September 12, 2025 at 1:09 PM
I'd say this would be the top "Edgy" Halloween costume this year but honestly we can probably expect a good six? seven? more completely bonkers historical events before the end of October.
God I am tired.
God I am tired.
Social media platforms: "No swearing or talking about scary things please 🥺 our advertisers* don't like when you do that! 😱"
*Planet-destroying multinationals, military recruiters, and straight-up fucking scam artists.
*Planet-destroying multinationals, military recruiters, and straight-up fucking scam artists.
August 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Social media platforms: "No swearing or talking about scary things please 🥺 our advertisers* don't like when you do that! 😱"
*Planet-destroying multinationals, military recruiters, and straight-up fucking scam artists.
*Planet-destroying multinationals, military recruiters, and straight-up fucking scam artists.
"I dOn'T kNoW, CAN hE?"
Har Har very funny. He obviously meant to ask *MAY* Richard Funk, you pendants.
Har Har very funny. He obviously meant to ask *MAY* Richard Funk, you pendants.
August 13, 2025 at 2:43 PM
"I dOn'T kNoW, CAN hE?"
Har Har very funny. He obviously meant to ask *MAY* Richard Funk, you pendants.
Har Har very funny. He obviously meant to ask *MAY* Richard Funk, you pendants.
"It's okay babe, I'm not mad that you said a fishinggarrett-style 'yoink' when you grabbed my boobs it just startled me is all."
July 31, 2025 at 1:58 PM
"It's okay babe, I'm not mad that you said a fishinggarrett-style 'yoink' when you grabbed my boobs it just startled me is all."
Reposted by Behold A Meme
in case anybody here somehow hasn't seen this video yet, having any conversation with a cop in the room is a bad idea even if you're very certain you've done nothing wrong and don't intend to, their whole job is to use anything they can get ahold of and weave it into something that helps their stats
anyway seeing a bunch of people today who know more about the topic putting it better than me (I am, to reiterate, just a silly little guy)
here's a video my friend with a criminology background recommends, if it'd help to hear realistic examples and reasons: youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE?...
good thread ⬇️
here's a video my friend with a criminology background recommends, if it'd help to hear realistic examples and reasons: youtu.be/d-7o9xYp7eE?...
good thread ⬇️
July 28, 2025 at 12:04 AM
in case anybody here somehow hasn't seen this video yet, having any conversation with a cop in the room is a bad idea even if you're very certain you've done nothing wrong and don't intend to, their whole job is to use anything they can get ahold of and weave it into something that helps their stats
The bar bathroom is the modern equivalent to the monastic cell and home to as many religious experiences, in this essay I will - *passes out*
July 18, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The bar bathroom is the modern equivalent to the monastic cell and home to as many religious experiences, in this essay I will - *passes out*
I'm sorry, but people who double and triple sneeze are wasting everyone's time. Learn to sneeze more efficiently. Get your shit together.
July 17, 2025 at 5:12 PM
I'm sorry, but people who double and triple sneeze are wasting everyone's time. Learn to sneeze more efficiently. Get your shit together.
Me when my husband cruelly abandons me (goes to an appointment and will be back in a couple hours)
July 15, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Me when my husband cruelly abandons me (goes to an appointment and will be back in a couple hours)
Channeling the spirits of the white middle aged women who came before me (I am going to make a scathing call to a local construction company)
July 8, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Channeling the spirits of the white middle aged women who came before me (I am going to make a scathing call to a local construction company)
The poor USA is so bummed out I didn't even see any "don't blow your fingers off" PSAs leading up to the 4th of July this year. You guys are really going with "none of this matters anyway, go nuts"?
July 6, 2025 at 2:26 PM
The poor USA is so bummed out I didn't even see any "don't blow your fingers off" PSAs leading up to the 4th of July this year. You guys are really going with "none of this matters anyway, go nuts"?
I'd like to propose a mod for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater:
June 29, 2025 at 1:36 PM
I'd like to propose a mod for Tony Hawk's Pro Skater: