Bernie Eighteenstone
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Bernie Eighteenstone
@beighteenstone.bsky.social
Quite literally everyone’s favourite vertically challenged sociopath. Not rich enough to be Trump’s pet poodle though. Parody.
This feels a bit like Trump saying to the J6ers “we love you, go home now” 4 hours into the insurrection….
November 22, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Maybe you, but definitely Nick!
November 22, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Hope you’re right. 🫣
November 22, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Maybe - or Trump has bought him.
November 22, 2025 at 11:24 AM
Declare it a far right extremist terrorist organisation and shut it down.
November 6, 2025 at 8:28 AM
I bet they never tested the vest with a baguette though…
November 6, 2025 at 8:26 AM
I fear you’re correct.
November 1, 2025 at 5:51 PM
I’ll give you a clue. She’s no longer living.
October 30, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Let’s also not forget how the last time this blew up was 2019 shortly before the dead queen paid £12m to a woman who Andrew had allegedly never met…. Who got thrown under the bus? Meghan. Something tells me now amount of muck they throw at her will distract attention from him this time…
October 30, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Enough of this performative bollocks. Arrest him.
October 30, 2025 at 9:28 PM
The fact we’re even talking about titles and property just shows how we’ve been totally sucked in by this dead cat story blatantly released by the royal palaces. Anything but talk about Andrew being a pedo….
October 30, 2025 at 9:23 PM
A terrible dad joke but at the same time, what a truly terrifying concept…
July 9, 2025 at 6:19 AM
And if only they had an app where you can book appointments through - oh wait, they do but the only appt I can book through it is a smear test…
July 8, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Lando Latte
July 4, 2025 at 5:49 PM
At his own property. That’s corruption.
June 28, 2025 at 11:29 PM
If that’s 0530 then you’ve got me. I could only justify 1243 to start drinking.
June 24, 2025 at 5:04 PM
He went in hard, in the most vulgar game of dice, just hoping two countries he has no control over wouldn’t humiliate him. This is the culmination of Trump.
June 24, 2025 at 5:02 PM
It’s hidden amongst the clickbait.
June 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Amazing looking car but would look so much better if the stripe across the bonnet was red.
June 20, 2025 at 6:30 AM