Bernie Eighteenstone
@beighteenstone.bsky.social
Quite literally everyone’s favourite vertically challenged sociopath. Not rich enough to be Trump’s pet poodle though. Parody.
Oscar has his orders now. Do what the hell you like and F the team. Unbelievable statement made by McLaren there. They deserve to lose the WDC to Verstappen. #F1 #SingaporeGP
October 5, 2025 at 12:15 PM
Oscar has his orders now. Do what the hell you like and F the team. Unbelievable statement made by McLaren there. They deserve to lose the WDC to Verstappen. #F1 #SingaporeGP
One is ok, but a pair just slays me.
June 24, 2025 at 5:05 PM
One is ok, but a pair just slays me.
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Melksham. Its sole reason for existence is to make Westbury feel better.
June 24, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Melksham. Its sole reason for existence is to make Westbury feel better.
My god Zia Yusuf is so full of 💩. He refused to answer any question, just obfuscated and changed the subject and going down wild tangents. I think Nigel Fagash is wishing he hadn’t begged him to unresjgn. #BBCQT
June 12, 2025 at 10:29 PM
My god Zia Yusuf is so full of 💩. He refused to answer any question, just obfuscated and changed the subject and going down wild tangents. I think Nigel Fagash is wishing he hadn’t begged him to unresjgn. #BBCQT
I rarely am up this time of night but am astounded by the no of gambling adverts all extolling the “fun” of gambling with the reassurance of safeguards to make sure it stays “fun”. The reality of course is that if the regulatory safeguards worked, there would not be the prolific quantity of G firms.
May 14, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I rarely am up this time of night but am astounded by the no of gambling adverts all extolling the “fun” of gambling with the reassurance of safeguards to make sure it stays “fun”. The reality of course is that if the regulatory safeguards worked, there would not be the prolific quantity of G firms.
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This is one of the best ads I have ever seen and I can’t believe I missed it
May 3, 2025 at 4:40 PM
This is one of the best ads I have ever seen and I can’t believe I missed it
If Fagin was a baker - “you’ve got to outta pocket or two”…
May 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
If Fagin was a baker - “you’ve got to outta pocket or two”…
I’m pretty sure Streeting is a mechanoid. He rarely blinks and clearly doesn’t see any value in keeping the NHS publicly owned and funded…
Wes Streeting has said Reform is a real threat and could replace the Conservatives as the main opposition party by the next election, as he urged the public to give Labour the “benefit of the doubt”
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
www.theguardian.com/politics/202...
Streeting says Reform are real threat and may become Labour’s main rivals
Health secretary asks public to give government time as he calls Farage’s party a ‘serious opposition force’
www.theguardian.com
May 4, 2025 at 10:36 AM
I’m pretty sure Streeting is a mechanoid. He rarely blinks and clearly doesn’t see any value in keeping the NHS publicly owned and funded…
April 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
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This can only be a targeted broadside aimed at Horner for poor car design as a byproduct of his dick-tating activites leading to Newey finding his wings. Marko is truly terrible PR but it’s great seeing them scrap #F1 #RedBull www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formul...
Max Verstappen: Red Bull adviser Helmut Marko has 'great concern' about world champion's future with team
Red Bull motorsport adviser Helmut Marko says he has
www.bbc.co.uk
April 14, 2025 at 2:11 PM
This can only be a targeted broadside aimed at Horner for poor car design as a byproduct of his dick-tating activites leading to Newey finding his wings. Marko is truly terrible PR but it’s great seeing them scrap #F1 #RedBull www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formul...
In 2008, Obama inherited an unpresidented financial crisis and returned the country to growth.
In 2021, Biden inherited Trump’s struggling economy and Covid crisis leading to +10% inflation.
2025 Trump inherits a low inflation growing economy and creates a stock market crash & recession.
#Trump
In 2021, Biden inherited Trump’s struggling economy and Covid crisis leading to +10% inflation.
2025 Trump inherits a low inflation growing economy and creates a stock market crash & recession.
#Trump
April 14, 2025 at 11:35 AM
In 2008, Obama inherited an unpresidented financial crisis and returned the country to growth.
In 2021, Biden inherited Trump’s struggling economy and Covid crisis leading to +10% inflation.
2025 Trump inherits a low inflation growing economy and creates a stock market crash & recession.
#Trump
In 2021, Biden inherited Trump’s struggling economy and Covid crisis leading to +10% inflation.
2025 Trump inherits a low inflation growing economy and creates a stock market crash & recession.
#Trump
Norris “The car is amazing. I have nothing to complain about, the team are doing an amazing job but I am just letting them down." So maybe it isn’t a give that you win the championship if you have the best car eh Lando??? Trash talking comes back to haunt you. #F1 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formul...
Bahrain GP 2025: Oscar Piastri on pole, Norris in sixth
McLaren's Oscar Piastri takes pole position for the Bahrain Grand Prix with the second McLaren of Lando Norris down in sixth.
www.bbc.co.uk
April 13, 2025 at 1:45 AM
Norris “The car is amazing. I have nothing to complain about, the team are doing an amazing job but I am just letting them down." So maybe it isn’t a give that you win the championship if you have the best car eh Lando??? Trash talking comes back to haunt you. #F1 www.bbc.co.uk/sport/formul...
Quiet for us but definitely not for you! 😀. It’s the most special time, soak up every moment of it. Congratulations to you both. 🥰
I'm going to be pretty quiet over the next few weeks...
Just introducing our beautiful baby boy Rowan to the world, born healthy and bursting with life on Wednesday ❤️
Abby (my amazing wife) is recovering well, and also in love. Feeling incredibly proud.
Just introducing our beautiful baby boy Rowan to the world, born healthy and bursting with life on Wednesday ❤️
Abby (my amazing wife) is recovering well, and also in love. Feeling incredibly proud.
April 12, 2025 at 3:15 PM
Quiet for us but definitely not for you! 😀. It’s the most special time, soak up every moment of it. Congratulations to you both. 🥰
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I'm going to be pretty quiet over the next few weeks...
Just introducing our beautiful baby boy Rowan to the world, born healthy and bursting with life on Wednesday ❤️
Abby (my amazing wife) is recovering well, and also in love. Feeling incredibly proud.
Just introducing our beautiful baby boy Rowan to the world, born healthy and bursting with life on Wednesday ❤️
Abby (my amazing wife) is recovering well, and also in love. Feeling incredibly proud.
April 12, 2025 at 8:13 AM
I'm going to be pretty quiet over the next few weeks...
Just introducing our beautiful baby boy Rowan to the world, born healthy and bursting with life on Wednesday ❤️
Abby (my amazing wife) is recovering well, and also in love. Feeling incredibly proud.
Just introducing our beautiful baby boy Rowan to the world, born healthy and bursting with life on Wednesday ❤️
Abby (my amazing wife) is recovering well, and also in love. Feeling incredibly proud.
They go further saying he’s playing 4D chess - when in actuality he’s playing snakes and ladders starting at square 100 racing to the bottom.
The truth has become basic. Trump is a fool who is fucking everything up. There's no more to it than that. But there's only so many times you can write that column. So people are forced to construct 'well actually he has a point' arguments and 'hidden strategy' think pieces.
April 12, 2025 at 5:14 AM
They go further saying he’s playing 4D chess - when in actuality he’s playing snakes and ladders starting at square 100 racing to the bottom.
Wokism is alive and well even in the neo-fascist extreme right.
"Tommy Robinson" argues for early release from prison on medical grounds
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
Tommy Robinson appeals for early prison release
The far-right activist, who is serving a jail term for breaching a court order, says his health is suffering in prison.
www.bbc.co.uk
April 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Wokism is alive and well even in the neo-fascist extreme right.
Lots of talk of insider trading by Trump which undoubtedly went on but we cannot ignore the fact that Tesla margin call rate was $214 per share and it got only $2 north of that before Trump pulled the rip cord and U-Turned. Coincidence?
April 11, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Lots of talk of insider trading by Trump which undoubtedly went on but we cannot ignore the fact that Tesla margin call rate was $214 per share and it got only $2 north of that before Trump pulled the rip cord and U-Turned. Coincidence?
Currently reading #VultureCapitalism by @graceblakeley.substack.com and what a read - especially poignant with this image.
Fear not though people - ISBN ref with bar code can be found on the back. 😁
Fear not though people - ISBN ref with bar code can be found on the back. 😁
April 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Currently reading #VultureCapitalism by @graceblakeley.substack.com and what a read - especially poignant with this image.
Fear not though people - ISBN ref with bar code can be found on the back. 😁
Fear not though people - ISBN ref with bar code can be found on the back. 😁
Absolutely 💯 this 👇👇👇
Stop arse licking the Orange Felon in the White House and for goodness sake concentrate on work for us to rejoin the EU. Start with rejoining the single market and custom union. You are just wasting your political capital kissing the Felons arse.
April 10, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Absolutely 💯 this 👇👇👇
The arsonist finally calls the fire brigade then declares himself the hero. Wake up Trump cult world…
White House trying to present this as some sort of victory lap is one of the funniest things I have ever seen.
YEAH! They MEANT to wipe trillions off stocks, alienate all allies and partners, make their debt hugely more expensive, only to then poop their pants and take it all back. 😂🤪🔔🔚
YEAH! They MEANT to wipe trillions off stocks, alienate all allies and partners, make their debt hugely more expensive, only to then poop their pants and take it all back. 😂🤪🔔🔚
April 9, 2025 at 7:19 PM
The arsonist finally calls the fire brigade then declares himself the hero. Wake up Trump cult world…