Ungovernable goose
@themarthamyth.bsky.social
Former silly goose turned ungovernable.
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
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https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
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Oof, right in the gut
January 18, 2026 at 6:49 AM
Oof, right in the gut
I need to unsubscribe from Cake Cart’s mailers.
January 18, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I need to unsubscribe from Cake Cart’s mailers.
It’s true. Sure, it’s only some of the best bits, but yes, those are South African places.
January 18, 2026 at 5:12 PM
It’s true. Sure, it’s only some of the best bits, but yes, those are South African places.
This is just a quick appreciation post for @vintagebintage.bsky.social and @madamegothica.bsky.social’s cheekbones. Two incredibly gorgeous women on my timeline.
January 18, 2026 at 4:02 PM
This is just a quick appreciation post for @vintagebintage.bsky.social and @madamegothica.bsky.social’s cheekbones. Two incredibly gorgeous women on my timeline.
It’s been a long time since I’ve had a headache like this.
January 18, 2026 at 11:21 AM
It’s been a long time since I’ve had a headache like this.
I’m sorry, but not even Tom Hiddleston is pulling me into season two of The Night Manager.
January 17, 2026 at 8:10 PM
I’m sorry, but not even Tom Hiddleston is pulling me into season two of The Night Manager.
I need a lobotomy or distraction. I’ve gone places down memory lane where I shouldn’t have.
January 17, 2026 at 3:35 PM
I need a lobotomy or distraction. I’ve gone places down memory lane where I shouldn’t have.
Ice cold G&T. And it’s going straight upstairs.
January 17, 2026 at 2:10 PM
Ice cold G&T. And it’s going straight upstairs.
Contemplating getting a trio of DNA tests done:
Chronic pain (to manage this bullshit better)
Mind (for better understanding of my MH stuff)
HLA (to check likeliness to develop auto-immune stuff like the possible RA I might have).
But it’s $$$.
Will have to save up.
Chronic pain (to manage this bullshit better)
Mind (for better understanding of my MH stuff)
HLA (to check likeliness to develop auto-immune stuff like the possible RA I might have).
But it’s $$$.
Will have to save up.
January 16, 2026 at 8:21 PM
Contemplating getting a trio of DNA tests done:
Chronic pain (to manage this bullshit better)
Mind (for better understanding of my MH stuff)
HLA (to check likeliness to develop auto-immune stuff like the possible RA I might have).
But it’s $$$.
Will have to save up.
Chronic pain (to manage this bullshit better)
Mind (for better understanding of my MH stuff)
HLA (to check likeliness to develop auto-immune stuff like the possible RA I might have).
But it’s $$$.
Will have to save up.
Another guy reposted a pic from my alt, despite my bio saying I’ll block anyone who does that. Just fucking read.
January 16, 2026 at 8:15 PM
Another guy reposted a pic from my alt, despite my bio saying I’ll block anyone who does that. Just fucking read.
So there’s been some flooding in Limpopo…
January 16, 2026 at 6:27 PM
So there’s been some flooding in Limpopo…
@mamoste.bsky.social why on earth did you repost a mundane post that has nothing to do with you, and surely can’t be relevant in your life?
Creepy behaviour. Stop it.
Creepy behaviour. Stop it.
January 15, 2026 at 8:27 PM
@mamoste.bsky.social why on earth did you repost a mundane post that has nothing to do with you, and surely can’t be relevant in your life?
Creepy behaviour. Stop it.
Creepy behaviour. Stop it.
Couldn’t be bothered to make dinner earlier. So now I’m making two-minute noodles at 21:45.
January 15, 2026 at 7:45 PM
Couldn’t be bothered to make dinner earlier. So now I’m making two-minute noodles at 21:45.
Thinking of what I can stick in a care package for friend who had throat surgery. Is it like having tonsils removed? I guess not. It wasn’t inside her throat. Still, I expect swallowing won’t be comfortable.
January 15, 2026 at 6:51 PM
Thinking of what I can stick in a care package for friend who had throat surgery. Is it like having tonsils removed? I guess not. It wasn’t inside her throat. Still, I expect swallowing won’t be comfortable.
Listened to the “The 10 least attractive hobbies of women according to men”. So I’m curious about what people would put on this list. Go on, it will be our little secret 😉
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
January 15, 2026 at 3:41 PM
Listened to the “The 10 least attractive hobbies of women according to men”. So I’m curious about what people would put on this list. Go on, it will be our little secret 😉
Tempted to buy myself dahlias when I picked up bedding from the laundromat.
January 15, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Tempted to buy myself dahlias when I picked up bedding from the laundromat.
Suddenly everyone’s getting on the goose train 🙄
January 14, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Suddenly everyone’s getting on the goose train 🙄
You know how Cadbury’s all “glass and a half”? Well, I added 2/3 more chocolate to the mousse recipe than called for.
a woman wearing a hat and a white tank top has the word rage on her chest
Alt: The “no ragrets” tattoo person.
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January 14, 2026 at 7:35 PM
You know how Cadbury’s all “glass and a half”? Well, I added 2/3 more chocolate to the mousse recipe than called for.
Tonight’s sleep strategy: place heavy heat pack (not heated) on chest and sleep with only a sheet.
January 14, 2026 at 7:25 PM
Tonight’s sleep strategy: place heavy heat pack (not heated) on chest and sleep with only a sheet.
Some people are so self-righteous and screaming their believes because they believe they’re right. No space for greys; only black or white. Well, fuck you all. Sometimes we have to do things others won’t.
January 14, 2026 at 4:24 PM
Some people are so self-righteous and screaming their believes because they believe they’re right. No space for greys; only black or white. Well, fuck you all. Sometimes we have to do things others won’t.
I’ve been so good with my IF and resisted late night snacking. And what do I get for my trouble? An extra 1.5kg. Off to make revenge chocolate mousse. Don’t come at me with your “advice”. I didn’t ask.
January 14, 2026 at 3:33 PM
I’ve been so good with my IF and resisted late night snacking. And what do I get for my trouble? An extra 1.5kg. Off to make revenge chocolate mousse. Don’t come at me with your “advice”. I didn’t ask.
If anything’s going to get me to knit socks, this is it, I guess.
January 14, 2026 at 12:55 PM
If anything’s going to get me to knit socks, this is it, I guess.
Should’ve gotten things done/organised to send a return care package with J.
January 13, 2026 at 8:01 PM
Should’ve gotten things done/organised to send a return care package with J.
Ordered books for Christmas at the start of December. It will hopefully be delivered before the end of the week.
January 13, 2026 at 7:59 PM
Ordered books for Christmas at the start of December. It will hopefully be delivered before the end of the week.
I need a good night’s sleep. Early morning tomorrow.
January 13, 2026 at 5:57 PM
I need a good night’s sleep. Early morning tomorrow.