The Silly Goose Myth
@themarthamyth.bsky.social
Former silly goose turned ungovernable.
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
Still have this on my birthday wish list. Every year. One day it will happen.
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Still have this on my birthday wish list. Every year. One day it will happen.
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
That half is also broke.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
That half is also broke.
Ke Dezemba, boss!
I’m almost done with scheduled work for the year - a week earlier than the deadline. Very chuffed with myself.
I’m almost done with scheduled work for the year - a week earlier than the deadline. Very chuffed with myself.
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ke Dezemba, boss!
I’m almost done with scheduled work for the year - a week earlier than the deadline. Very chuffed with myself.
I’m almost done with scheduled work for the year - a week earlier than the deadline. Very chuffed with myself.
ROFL - ya think? If only the rest of my family would consider therapy so they can start taking responsibility for their choices.
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
ROFL - ya think? If only the rest of my family would consider therapy so they can start taking responsibility for their choices.
I don’t know what the government neighbour is doing, but it’s noisy and fucking unnecessary.
November 29, 2025 at 10:23 AM
I don’t know what the government neighbour is doing, but it’s noisy and fucking unnecessary.
Probably a good thing I do decaf 1 I’m on my third cup.
November 28, 2025 at 10:48 AM
Probably a good thing I do decaf 1 I’m on my third cup.
So turns out the power is a me problem. Lights are on, plugs are not. So here I am, at on of my favourite places, sitting across from a couple that have the window open (it’s cold and rainy). Needs must to have a power supply. Also 👇🏻
November 28, 2025 at 8:12 AM
So turns out the power is a me problem. Lights are on, plugs are not. So here I am, at on of my favourite places, sitting across from a couple that have the window open (it’s cold and rainy). Needs must to have a power supply. Also 👇🏻
It’s good to have the occasional reminder.
November 25, 2025 at 4:13 PM
It’s good to have the occasional reminder.
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
November 23, 2025 at 7:26 PM
A movie that takes place where you’re from.
Maybe that’s just me then.
November 23, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Maybe that’s just me then.
The look you give someone who wants to take a bite of your cake/wants to take your title.
November 23, 2025 at 4:51 PM
The look you give someone who wants to take a bite of your cake/wants to take your title.
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
November 21, 2025 at 6:48 PM
If you see this post your getaway vehicle.
Your parliament could never.
November 21, 2025 at 3:23 PM
Your parliament could never.
The president’s speech at the G20 Summit.
November 21, 2025 at 8:34 AM
The president’s speech at the G20 Summit.
I see Jo’burg’s gonna be fucked over again this summer.
November 20, 2025 at 2:01 PM
I see Jo’burg’s gonna be fucked over again this summer.