The Silly Goose Myth
@themarthamyth.bsky.social
Former silly goose turned ungovernable.
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
Jo’burg-based. 🇿🇦
🪿 treats: cake, gin, yarn.
Whatever you’ve heard about me is a lie. I’m way worse.
Guaranteed inappropriate.
https://linktr.ee/themarthamyth
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This is going to be the most fun four months ever /s
From our local ward councillor:
After years of ongoing efforts, Johannesburg Water has confirmed that rehabilitation and repair work on the Hursthill 2 Reservoir will finally commence on 1 December 2025.
From our local ward councillor:
After years of ongoing efforts, Johannesburg Water has confirmed that rehabilitation and repair work on the Hursthill 2 Reservoir will finally commence on 1 December 2025.
December 3, 2025 at 8:25 AM
This is going to be the most fun four months ever /s
From our local ward councillor:
After years of ongoing efforts, Johannesburg Water has confirmed that rehabilitation and repair work on the Hursthill 2 Reservoir will finally commence on 1 December 2025.
From our local ward councillor:
After years of ongoing efforts, Johannesburg Water has confirmed that rehabilitation and repair work on the Hursthill 2 Reservoir will finally commence on 1 December 2025.
Still have this on my birthday wish list. Every year. One day it will happen.
December 2, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Still have this on my birthday wish list. Every year. One day it will happen.
Ok honeys, I’m calling it a day. Surprised I made it all the way here. 😴
December 2, 2025 at 8:34 PM
Ok honeys, I’m calling it a day. Surprised I made it all the way here. 😴
Kind really want a Nespresso.
December 2, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Kind really want a Nespresso.
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
December 2, 2025 at 8:20 PM
What I’m wearing to the Bluesky Christmas party.
@clhellisen.bsky.social grabbed Cast Long Shadows on the Audible site wide sale.
December 2, 2025 at 6:31 PM
@clhellisen.bsky.social grabbed Cast Long Shadows on the Audible site wide sale.
Follower of my alt remarked I haven’t posted in seven months (I have, but not naked bits). I guess someone has noticed.
December 2, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Follower of my alt remarked I haven’t posted in seven months (I have, but not naked bits). I guess someone has noticed.
Almost fell ass over teakettle coming downstairs at the parentals. That would’ve been fun.
December 2, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Almost fell ass over teakettle coming downstairs at the parentals. That would’ve been fun.
That half is also broke.
December 2, 2025 at 12:39 PM
That half is also broke.
Ke Dezemba, boss!
I’m almost done with scheduled work for the year - a week earlier than the deadline. Very chuffed with myself.
I’m almost done with scheduled work for the year - a week earlier than the deadline. Very chuffed with myself.
December 2, 2025 at 12:20 PM
Ke Dezemba, boss!
I’m almost done with scheduled work for the year - a week earlier than the deadline. Very chuffed with myself.
I’m almost done with scheduled work for the year - a week earlier than the deadline. Very chuffed with myself.
I wish they’d book me into wherever until the 16. Or at least for the whole weekend so I could have a little staycation. Oh well at least there will be a change of scenery for one night.
December 2, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I wish they’d book me into wherever until the 16. Or at least for the whole weekend so I could have a little staycation. Oh well at least there will be a change of scenery for one night.
It’s my birthday month. Tell me something nice, suggest what I should do for my second birthday (seeing as I have to spend my actual birthday at the company year-end function), ask me stuff if you want. Basically, please entertain me.
Anonymous messages!
Anonymous messages!
ngl.link
December 2, 2025 at 12:12 PM
It’s my birthday month. Tell me something nice, suggest what I should do for my second birthday (seeing as I have to spend my actual birthday at the company year-end function), ask me stuff if you want. Basically, please entertain me.
I am so tired; late night + early morning. Also, such boring content to write (ready-mix concrete; World Cup travel packages; office printers; lighting automation; transmission repairs; generator maintenance; raw pine bar furniture; industrial and chemical cleaning products). Struggling!
December 2, 2025 at 9:53 AM
I am so tired; late night + early morning. Also, such boring content to write (ready-mix concrete; World Cup travel packages; office printers; lighting automation; transmission repairs; generator maintenance; raw pine bar furniture; industrial and chemical cleaning products). Struggling!
Supposed to get the Secret Santa gift to the receptionist by Friday. I know my recipient likes flavoured instant coffee. Ordered some to be delivered to the receptionist, and sent her money for wrapping paper and to get herself a chocolate or something for taking care of this for me.
a man in a striped shirt is pointing at the camera and making a face .
ALT: a man in a striped shirt is pointing at the camera and making a face .
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2025 at 8:40 AM
Supposed to get the Secret Santa gift to the receptionist by Friday. I know my recipient likes flavoured instant coffee. Ordered some to be delivered to the receptionist, and sent her money for wrapping paper and to get herself a chocolate or something for taking care of this for me.
Anyhoo, my PayPal is sorted if anyone wants to send me a little something for my birthday.
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Anyhoo, my PayPal is sorted if anyone wants to send me a little something for my birthday.
Fuck secret Santa.
December 1, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Fuck secret Santa.
I don’t know when the weather expects me to do laundry if it keeps behaving like this.
December 1, 2025 at 1:27 PM
I don’t know when the weather expects me to do laundry if it keeps behaving like this.
ROFL - ya think? If only the rest of my family would consider therapy so they can start taking responsibility for their choices.
December 1, 2025 at 11:35 AM
ROFL - ya think? If only the rest of my family would consider therapy so they can start taking responsibility for their choices.
I’ll try.
Sagittarius: This is a good week for self care. And maybe some clean clothes, mouthwash, and a new personality.
November 30, 2025 at 9:19 PM
I’ll try.
Can they not play any other song from the F1 soundtrack than Ed Sheeran before and after the races? It’s a pretty good soundtrack.
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Can they not play any other song from the F1 soundtrack than Ed Sheeran before and after the races? It’s a pretty good soundtrack.
⚠️ Marked safe from buying a giant Toblerone.
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November 30, 2025 at 2:37 PM
⚠️ Marked safe from buying a giant Toblerone.
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Epic mistake going to the mall on the last Sunday of the month with most shop still running “Black Friday” specials*.
Used a can of Dr Pepper to chill the hip while waiting in queue to pay for meds.
*10% off is not a deal, South Africa. Gimme at least 30 if you want to be taken seriously.
Used a can of Dr Pepper to chill the hip while waiting in queue to pay for meds.
*10% off is not a deal, South Africa. Gimme at least 30 if you want to be taken seriously.
November 30, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Epic mistake going to the mall on the last Sunday of the month with most shop still running “Black Friday” specials*.
Used a can of Dr Pepper to chill the hip while waiting in queue to pay for meds.
*10% off is not a deal, South Africa. Gimme at least 30 if you want to be taken seriously.
Used a can of Dr Pepper to chill the hip while waiting in queue to pay for meds.
*10% off is not a deal, South Africa. Gimme at least 30 if you want to be taken seriously.
Eyes keep watering. Tired keeps tiring.
November 30, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Eyes keep watering. Tired keeps tiring.
Meds consumed. Fingers crossed for a restful night before midnight.
November 29, 2025 at 5:16 PM
Meds consumed. Fingers crossed for a restful night before midnight.
The absolute state of my skin. I look fucking diseased. Just what I need on top of everything else.
November 29, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The absolute state of my skin. I look fucking diseased. Just what I need on top of everything else.