Romo
Olsen
Aikman
Collinsworth
Getting hit by a bus
Brady

Romo is goofy but I just think he has the best understanding of the (modern) game and translates for the viewer the best. Inserted Olsen because same reason.

Houston (and I guess Nashville) keeps the AFC South out of the basement.

Whereas Pittsburgh and Baltimore do not make up for the sins of Cincinnati

Sounds like it’s time to get you to God’s country (Brooklyn)

Whenever my inbox is clear, Gmail has insisted that I have (1) unread email. It has been this way for at least the past 4 years and there’s no way for me find it because you can’t search just the primary inbox

Is there any connection between USA Football and the NFL, or is the governing body all “flag football guys”?

One of my neighbors screamed at Wallace and me once saying, “what if I came over and peed on your house?!” to which the only response I had was, “…ok?”

It’s the John Mulaney “Horse in a Hospital” bit on a slightly smaller scale

I work in advertising and once had a client who was obsessed with the Dawn ducks. To the point where he would remark, in reaction to ideas we presented that underwhelmed him, “well it’s no Dawn ducks.”