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Reposted by adam beilman
November 5, 2025 at 2:41 AM
New York’s Football Team
We didn’t smash any tables. We didn’t eat a garbage plate. But you better believe the Bills got that W today.

Thanks to Gov. Kathy Hochul for bringing the #BillsMafia energy to Astoria today—and to Murphy’s Bar for having us.
November 3, 2025 at 12:47 AM
It should be no surprise that the Bills’
Bishop finally showed up this week
November 2, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Fellas,,,
October 7, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Berlin Marathon 2025
3:38:57

- Temps peaked at 80F, the wurst conditions I’ve ever raced in.
- Got beat handily by Harry Styles.
- Saw 4 different spectators in Josh Allen jerseys.
September 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Anyone know German that can help me translate?
September 19, 2025 at 3:33 PM
Woke up at 2:15a to watch the Bills on a laptop via VPN in Berlin. Did not disappoint.

Scheiß auf die Delfine forever

@nagelhout.bsky.social @prescottrossi.bsky.social
September 19, 2025 at 3:12 AM
No snacks, just 3 Red Bulls.

Then you drive to the nearest coast in order to drain the oceans to find and kill god
Diet Coke, Cheetos Flaming Hot, & Peanut M&M’s is the only answer
July 2, 2025 at 4:15 PM
Clean mold from your window air conditioner with these simple steps!
May 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Saints UDFA class is just the entire roster from the Key & Peele sketch
April 28, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Unusual for whom?
March 14, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Here’s hoping “See you in court” becomes the 2025 version of “I’m reclaiming my time”
TRUMP: The NCAA has complied immediately. That's good. But I understand Maine -- is the governor of Maine here?

JANET MILLS: Yeah I'm here

TRUMP: Are you not gonna comply?

JM: I'm going to comply with state and federal law

T: You better do it bc you're not gonna get any federal funding at all
February 21, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Happy Valentine’s Day
February 14, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I wouldn’t have thought this was possible in 2021
Imagine knowing this would happen in like, 2013. Like what would you even begin to think.
The NFL MVP is a Buffalo Bill
February 7, 2025 at 5:00 AM
Absolutely zero drip. Critically low levels of swag
February 7, 2025 at 2:52 AM
I went to the Chiefs page on the other app to see their injury report, and the 3rd tweet down in their feed was an ad for some incoherent crypto + anti-Fauci thing?

I did seriously pause for a second and think whether their admin might have RT’d on the work account by mistake
January 23, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Reposted by adam beilman
Bringing Glory to the Lakes for the next 30 years. @beils.bsky.social

Fuck you. Go Bills.
January 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
Some are saying the Buffalo Bills may never lose again @alexnotander.bsky.social
January 20, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Fuck it, en route Hayburner
January 19, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Sorry I’m late did I miss the jokes about the Liberty coach wearing a “Jesus Won” t-shirt as his team gets completely snuffed out by the UB Bulls
January 4, 2025 at 6:35 PM
Fast-forward to, “oops, 87% of engagements with paid content on the platform was coming from the AI characters!”
December 31, 2024 at 2:38 PM
Go Bills
December 29, 2024 at 10:13 PM
She loved* it

*tolerated 2 bites, chased with pancake
December 27, 2024 at 7:56 PM
The real MVP is the friends we made along the way
December 26, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Let the Lions back in it so the final score would look closer so we could claim a Game Of The Year victory, that’s narrative 3D chess baby
Feels real good to finally win the game of the year of the week.
December 16, 2024 at 12:57 AM