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Andre
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"Hiya"

👋🙂

#fuck #you
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Tone isn't conveyed in text all that goodlyz so I'm assuming everyone thinks I'm this cynical angry grumpy boi who says outrageous shit and is forever sad.

...

All that is true but my TONE is jovial and snarky.

#fuck #you

🖕🫵😀👍
Me wanna do it all.

Me can't even do a little bit.

🤷‍♂️
December 11, 2025 at 6:20 PM
Yallz ever wake up in the middle of the night cuz you're too much of a fat piece of shit to get a full night's sleep?

#me #ate #garbage #now #tummy #hurts
December 11, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I believe in you

and I believe in myself.

I believe in us.

#haiku #do #it #for #you
December 10, 2025 at 6:40 PM
I do not believe God made me gay.

I do believe God made Jesus too sexy.

#amen

🙏😌
December 10, 2025 at 2:54 PM
Oh dang I forgot I was sposed to workout t̶o̶d̶a̶y̶ everyday

#aw #shoot #oh #geez #gosh
December 10, 2025 at 2:31 PM
I don't do a good job of getting people to like me.

I do an EXCELLENT job of getting people to hate me.

😃👍
December 10, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Three minutes is not enough time for audiences to understand that me yelling at them is how I express my love.

#idiots
December 10, 2025 at 9:44 AM
I've bombed everytime I've gone up.

But last night someone said I was their favorite.

#thank #you

☺️👍
December 10, 2025 at 8:36 AM
Pretty sure I've never said anything profound in my entire life.

😃👍
December 9, 2025 at 1:23 PM
Today has been very boring

🙂👍
December 9, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Me bored
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
"Just cuz you don't see me don't mean I ain't movin"

#T-Pain
December 8, 2025 at 12:10 PM
having ADHD is fun because its like always being a teensy bit high.

People will see me getting distracted by cool shapes and colors and hyper energetic and ask "hey are you high" and I'll reply

#no #I'm #broken
December 8, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I really should be thinking of like jokes and shit.

#dang
December 8, 2025 at 2:13 AM
ALSO SOMEONE FIND ME A DND GROUP!!!
Someone find me more stages to perform on gosh darn it!!!

#pardon #my #language
December 7, 2025 at 8:25 AM
Someone find me more stages to perform on gosh darn it!!!

#pardon #my #language
December 7, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I'm upsetting to people

😃👍
December 5, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Sometimes I get really distracted lookin at my doodles when I should be doodling.

😃👍

#doodle #coloring #art #abstractart
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
This t-shirt has caused a lot of drama

#pluckers #hall #of #flame
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Made a friend last night.

Oh wait ... never mind.

#I #made #enemies
December 5, 2025 at 11:06 AM
Idiocracy predicted the gen z stare.

#idiots
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Sometimes I feel cute.

But I'm actually cute

🎵Allz of the timez-ah🎶

💋😉👍

#cute #haiku #selfie
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
If you guys don't vote for me to become Supreme Overlord Emperor of the People's Army then you'll be part of the first wave sent into the l̶a̶b̶o̶r̶ FUN camps.

#the #vote #is #rigged #anyhowz
December 3, 2025 at 10:33 PM
I need a knee brace
December 3, 2025 at 9:31 PM
What is your preferred method of torturing your enemies?

I like the forced starvation approach.

You won't die

#but #you #will #want #to
December 3, 2025 at 9:28 PM