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Andre
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#fuck #you
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Me bored
December 8, 2025 at 2:41 PM
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Done.

#doodle #art #abstractart #coloring #pencils #markers
December 6, 2025 at 8:31 PM
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Almost done

#doodle #progresspic #art #abstractart
December 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
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I hope this turns out lookin good.

Putting a lot of effort into it.

... well ...

#medium #effort #doodle #art #abstractart
December 5, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Sometimes I get really distracted lookin at my doodles when I should be doodling.

😃👍

#doodle #coloring #art #abstractart
December 5, 2025 at 12:31 PM
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Why the FUCK isn't the wall of flame at the entrance anymore!?!?!

I didn't eat those shitty ass fuckin wings just for my face to be hidden away like a wall of shame

#fuck #you #pluckers
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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I am a champion 🏆 🔥🍗

#pluckers #fireinthehole
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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This t-shirt has caused a lot of drama

#pluckers #hall #of #flame
December 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
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Idiocracy predicted the gen z stare.

#idiots
December 4, 2025 at 12:37 PM
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Sometimes I feel cute.

But I'm actually cute

🎵Allz of the timez-ah🎶

💋😉👍

#cute #haiku #selfie
December 3, 2025 at 11:01 PM
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I cannot keep bringin in these dogs offa the street.

Already got 2 street dogs and I can't even afford them.

And this doggy is a boy so I totes can't bring in this one.

...

#I #probably #will #tho
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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This dog followed me a bit during my run

Looks like a brown Xibi
December 3, 2025 at 8:58 PM
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I did something real dumb.

😀👍

#fat #weightloss #run #running
December 3, 2025 at 8:47 PM
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Markers sur are faster than pencils

#doodle #art #abstractart #coloring #pencils #markers
December 3, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I'm keeping yallz posted

#doodle #art #abstractart #coloring
December 3, 2025 at 1:54 PM
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Doodlin is quite time consuming.

#doodle #art #abstractart #coloring #pencils #markers #pens
December 3, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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I thought I was Dennis

...

Omg am I Dee!?!?!

#shuddup #bird
December 2, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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One of the original reasons I started takin naughty lil nudey pics was to help keep me honest with my diet and exercise routine

It worked too. It helped me maintain and it was exciting and fun and blablabla

...but life shifted and I stopped and now I've gained the weight back

#I #miss #my #nudes
Honesty time ... of all the shitty things that happened this year I feel this is one of the biggest disappointments. I wasn't expecting how much I'd like taking the pics and how much it would improve my self esteem and I worked out more and ate better and it just felt good. Felt good to try this thing I had never tried but was curious and nervous about only to find out it was pretty friggin sweet. ... I mean aside from all the creepy perverts but creepy perverts come with the territory of me posted pervy nudes in the first place. Like ... it was fuckin crazy to know that people saw and still see me as a sexual sexy person. That's... bewildering to me but it feels nice. Typing this feels weird. Being honest with myself. That I miss this and that I'm upset I stopped and that I regret having let life always control me and always using the same bullshit. I want to do the things in life that I want to do and I'm tired of making excuses to not do them. ... thank you for reading this. Thank you for caring.
December 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I think I'll watch The Other Guys

#on #dvd
November 29, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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Yallz idiots better watch out.

I'm bout to be wigglin and squigglin all over the place.

#sensually

😏👍
November 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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Xibi all bundled up
November 29, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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About to fuck this doodle up.

#doodle #art #coloring #markers #pencils #abstractart
November 29, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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I painstakingly went over all the line work again with my ballpoint pen just for it to not even be noticeable

😀👍

#doodle #art #abstract #abstractart #ballpointpen
Before After
November 28, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I'm guessing you idiots are tired of me calling yallz relentlessly stupid over and over.

...

Too bad.

#have #a #dick #pic #ya #stupid #idiots
This is an AI imagine. In fact I've never been nude ever nor am I even sure iffinz I havumz a dick or not. 🤷‍♂️
November 26, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Hospital stickers

🙂👍
November 24, 2025 at 12:13 AM