FrankB
@belfordfl.bsky.social
Traveler. Eater. I like to sleep. Evidently now the BlueSky privateering lawyer. Never let anyone touch your booty without permission from the Prize Court is the joke autocorrect doesn't want you to hear.
One time, the cashier at Chik-Fil-A told him it was company policy to only give out one packet of mayo per sandwich.
December 17, 2025 at 11:41 PM
One time, the cashier at Chik-Fil-A told him it was company policy to only give out one packet of mayo per sandwich.
If it is, Colombia, Brazil and Guyana are going to be pretty pissed about us sailing our Navy through their land. Not ocean, not lake, not river, landmass.
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
If it is, Colombia, Brazil and Guyana are going to be pretty pissed about us sailing our Navy through their land. Not ocean, not lake, not river, landmass.
This is when I claim to own one of those bots that post some weird character string every minute 24/7.
December 10, 2025 at 9:20 PM
This is when I claim to own one of those bots that post some weird character string every minute 24/7.
For some reason, every time someone on Twitter tried to tag the DOJ, they tagged @DOJPH, the Phillipines Dept. of Justice, so I asked if the person was accused of selling the secret spice blend for Chickenjoy and did anyone have their email.
December 9, 2025 at 2:35 PM
For some reason, every time someone on Twitter tried to tag the DOJ, they tagged @DOJPH, the Phillipines Dept. of Justice, so I asked if the person was accused of selling the secret spice blend for Chickenjoy and did anyone have their email.
Artist rendering of the acutal perpetrator
a cartoon of a skunk standing in a field
Alt: Pepe le Pew
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December 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Artist rendering of the acutal perpetrator
Birth tourism is bad!
Those kids leave before they get a chance to see how great it is to grow up here.
Those kids leave before they get a chance to see how great it is to grow up here.
December 6, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Birth tourism is bad!
Those kids leave before they get a chance to see how great it is to grow up here.
Those kids leave before they get a chance to see how great it is to grow up here.
Plus, they're talking about Ritz Carlton serviced condos. That doesn't exactly scream primary residence.
December 3, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Plus, they're talking about Ritz Carlton serviced condos. That doesn't exactly scream primary residence.
Sorry, I've got Robin Williams amounts of hair and prefer Brazilians. Takes 8 hours and a full case of percocet.
December 1, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Sorry, I've got Robin Williams amounts of hair and prefer Brazilians. Takes 8 hours and a full case of percocet.
I am happy that you are advertising cake, but don't kid yourself. I would push you out of a moving train for someone who physically brought me cake. That's how cake works.
November 19, 2025 at 12:40 PM
I am happy that you are advertising cake, but don't kid yourself. I would push you out of a moving train for someone who physically brought me cake. That's how cake works.
The fact that he titled it Part 1 means there will be more. Evidently the bamboo metaphor isn't Lizza's relationship with Nuzzi. It our inability to avoid hearing about Nuzzi banging geriatric presidential candidates. We can kill it when we see it but it just pops up somewhere else
November 18, 2025 at 8:12 AM
The fact that he titled it Part 1 means there will be more. Evidently the bamboo metaphor isn't Lizza's relationship with Nuzzi. It our inability to avoid hearing about Nuzzi banging geriatric presidential candidates. We can kill it when we see it but it just pops up somewhere else
It's illegal under the card act to charge a late fee more than the missed payment. That account will be $92 in 8 months
November 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
It's illegal under the card act to charge a late fee more than the missed payment. That account will be $92 in 8 months
Have you ever considered making up for quantity with absolute butt loads of quantity? Jerry to the power of Jerry.
November 11, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Have you ever considered making up for quantity with absolute butt loads of quantity? Jerry to the power of Jerry.
If it is, could they bring me back some jollof? Chicken if they have it.
November 8, 2025 at 9:56 PM
If it is, could they bring me back some jollof? Chicken if they have it.
You know what would finish that up perfectly. A nice espresso. Maybe a double.
November 7, 2025 at 9:39 PM
You know what would finish that up perfectly. A nice espresso. Maybe a double.
Eastbound and down, goody buddy.
October 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
Eastbound and down, goody buddy.
Oh god. The Jerry is spreading. What stops @jcsalterego.bsky.social? Silver bullets, garlic, proper spelling and grammar?
a cartoon says we 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
Alt: We 've tried nothing and were all out of ideas
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October 31, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Oh god. The Jerry is spreading. What stops @jcsalterego.bsky.social? Silver bullets, garlic, proper spelling and grammar?
It was a William Shatner mask.
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
It was a William Shatner mask.
So the data shows they are wearing the wrong masks?
October 30, 2025 at 4:28 PM
So the data shows they are wearing the wrong masks?
He's a big Mork and Mindy fan.
robin williams says run for your life the emotions are coming in a cartoon
Alt: Robin Williams from Mork and Mindy
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October 27, 2025 at 4:58 PM
He's a big Mork and Mindy fan.