FrankB
@belfordfl.bsky.social
Traveler. Eater. I like to sleep. Evidently now the BlueSky privateering lawyer. Never let anyone touch your booty without permission from the Prize Court is the joke autocorrect doesn't want you to hear.
I'm wender critical. What the hell is taking you so long. Just go straight, you can't miss it!
I'm ender-critical. The Formics didn't deserve it!
I’m mender-critical. Leave it that way, it’s fine.
December 16, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I'm wender critical. What the hell is taking you so long. Just go straight, you can't miss it!
"The beeswax of America is beeswax" - Calvin Coolidge
Killing is my beeswax and . . . beeswax is good! bsky.app/profile/webw...
why don't we replace the word 'business' with 'beeswax' in more contexts
December 12, 2025 at 10:28 PM
"The beeswax of America is beeswax" - Calvin Coolidge
RECORD SCRATCH-I bet you're wondering how I wound up like this. Well, it all started...
December 10, 2025 at 9:23 PM
RECORD SCRATCH-I bet you're wondering how I wound up like this. Well, it all started...
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Lion
Monitor lizard
Ostrich
Dolphin
Dik-dik
Lion
Monitor lizard
Ostrich
Dolphin
Dik-dik
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Elephant
Platypus
Toucan
Armadillo
30-50 wild hogs
Elephant
Platypus
Toucan
Armadillo
30-50 wild hogs
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Indian peafowl
Water buffalo
American Alligator
Roseate spoonbill
Sandhill crane
Indian peafowl
Water buffalo
American Alligator
Roseate spoonbill
Sandhill crane
November 28, 2025 at 8:33 PM
Introduce yourself with five animals you've seen in the wild:
Lion
Monitor lizard
Ostrich
Dolphin
Dik-dik
Lion
Monitor lizard
Ostrich
Dolphin
Dik-dik
Thank you for coming. It has come to my attention that I might have started the fire. It was not in fact, always burning since the world was turning. I will not be answering questions at this time. My family ask not to be disturbed until these difficult times are concluded.
JFK blown away. What else do I have to say? 🤷♂️
November 23, 2025 at 6:13 AM
Thank you for coming. It has come to my attention that I might have started the fire. It was not in fact, always burning since the world was turning. I will not be answering questions at this time. My family ask not to be disturbed until these difficult times are concluded.
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you flop 100% of the skeets you don't post
October 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
you flop 100% of the skeets you don't post
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
October 19, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Who robbed the Louvre right answers only
Reposted by FrankB
if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
September 17, 2025 at 6:36 PM
if you enjoy this post, be sure to share it with your friends
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
September 16, 2025 at 2:30 AM
If you see this, quote with the energy you bring to bluesky
Insert Spiderman image here
September 2, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Insert Spiderman image here
The Westboro Baptist Curch has the chance to do the funniest thing.
Ashli Babbitt, the Jan. 6 rioter killed while storming the Capitol, will now receive a funeral with military honors
Jan. 6 Rioter Ashli Babbitt Was Killed Storming The Capitol. She Will Now Receive Military Funeral Honors.
The Babbitt family also received a settlement of $5 million earlier this year.
www.huffpost.com
August 28, 2025 at 8:46 PM
The Westboro Baptist Curch has the chance to do the funniest thing.
N: Oslo
E: Tokyo
W: Olympic NP
S: Masai Mara NP
E: Tokyo
W: Olympic NP
S: Masai Mara NP
Furthest I've been:
N: Carlisle, UK
E: Venice, Italy
S: Aruba
W: Mendocino, CA.
Though I'm gonna expand my west to Ohio in late September and, probably, my north to Fort William, Scotland next year.
bsky.app/profile/stac...
N: Carlisle, UK
E: Venice, Italy
S: Aruba
W: Mendocino, CA.
Though I'm gonna expand my west to Ohio in late September and, probably, my north to Fort William, Scotland next year.
bsky.app/profile/stac...
Furthest I've been:
N: Oswego NY
E: St. John, VI
S: St. John, VI
W: Los Angeles, CA
N: Oswego NY
E: St. John, VI
S: St. John, VI
W: Los Angeles, CA
August 7, 2025 at 5:05 PM
N: Oslo
E: Tokyo
W: Olympic NP
S: Masai Mara NP
E: Tokyo
W: Olympic NP
S: Masai Mara NP
Continuing the proud tradition of Franks everywhere.
This is Frank. He has found that the secret to happiness is a couple flowers, a lot of sunshine, and the occasional midday nap. 13/10
June 19, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Continuing the proud tradition of Franks everywhere.
Reposted by FrankB
Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
June 16, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Wanted to show you this post in English because it’s so good and we truly are a global village
Third time I get to post my Drunk Girl quotes @nobodyinteresting.bsky.social meme this week
May 28, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Third time I get to post my Drunk Girl quotes @nobodyinteresting.bsky.social meme this week
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
May 17, 2025 at 10:15 PM
You wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
I had to double check that this wasn't @joeldongsteen.bsky.social
To paraphrase Mark Twain, "Live such that your dick will never be described in court."
May 15, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I had to double check that this wasn't @joeldongsteen.bsky.social
Quote post with the energy you bring to Bluesky
March 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Quote post with the energy you bring to Bluesky
@sentimentbot.bsky.social what's my deal?
March 18, 2025 at 1:58 PM
@sentimentbot.bsky.social what's my deal?
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Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
theonion.com/concern...
theonion.com/concern...
Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
ARLINGTON, VA—Expressing unease with his customer’s obvious level of inebriation, local bartender Benny Waller confirmed Friday that he had been forced to take away Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth’s security clearance. “Look, buddy, you’re in no condition to be getting behind a desk at the Defense Department right now,” the proprietor of local dive bar the Anchor reportedly […]
theonion.com
February 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Concerned Bartender Takes Away Pete Hegseth’s Security Clearance
theonion.com/concern...
theonion.com/concern...
Anyone else got Mancini stuck in their head?
February 5, 2025 at 8:46 PM
Anyone else got Mancini stuck in their head?
I'm confused. Are clip-clops the feature or the badge?
me: I bet if we put a big colorful "NEW" badge on this feature, people will notice it
also me: [ignores literally everything an app tries to tell me when I log on]
also me: [ignores literally everything an app tries to tell me when I log on]
January 3, 2025 at 9:48 PM
I'm confused. Are clip-clops the feature or the badge?
