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@poemsandfungus.bsky.social
I am nearly 40 years old and you just would not believe how often I have to go to the hardware store. Poet and small-time mushroom farmer/homesteader. She/her 🇵🇸
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Farm Goth 🇵🇸
@poemsandfungus.bsky.social
· Aug 27
APPRAISER: "Now we see a lot of historic journals on Antiques Roadshow, and yes - we do actually see quite a few that are, well, spicy. But two things make this one special - the provenance, and the spiritual activity."
DR CRUSHER: "Yes, this was my grandmother's. A ghost fucks you if you read it."
DR CRUSHER: "Yes, this was my grandmother's. A ghost fucks you if you read it."
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Oh here's OP's image with alt text.
November 26, 2025 at 9:38 AM
Oh here's OP's image with alt text.
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Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
November 28, 2025 at 12:37 AM
Jamal Hinton and Grandma Wanda officially celebrate Thanksgiving together for a 10th year. 🦃
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statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
November 28, 2025 at 1:09 AM
statistically a lot of you won’t know about ocellated turkeys, so, here you go
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I have NEVER been thankful. I appreciate NOTHING
November 27, 2025 at 11:50 PM
I have NEVER been thankful. I appreciate NOTHING
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the holidays are for calmly resolving that you do in fact need to kys
November 27, 2025 at 8:52 PM
the holidays are for calmly resolving that you do in fact need to kys
One of life's cruelest ironies is that being off work is the surest way to turn up the volume on the constant, lifelong background noise of "I have done something wrong and I am in trouble."
November 28, 2025 at 12:23 AM
One of life's cruelest ironies is that being off work is the surest way to turn up the volume on the constant, lifelong background noise of "I have done something wrong and I am in trouble."
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happy thanksgiving everyone
November 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
happy thanksgiving everyone
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happy thanksgiving but only to the miserable downtrodden unwashed masses
November 28, 2025 at 12:12 AM
happy thanksgiving but only to the miserable downtrodden unwashed masses
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at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
November 27, 2025 at 8:20 PM
at some point you’ll finally accept it’s become an unc walk
The only thing that truly sucks about this Thanksgiving is I'm too broke to get drunk.
November 27, 2025 at 11:58 PM
The only thing that truly sucks about this Thanksgiving is I'm too broke to get drunk.
you've been kidnapped, the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to save you, who's coming to save you?
I think there is no other outcome in this scenario.
I think there is no other outcome in this scenario.
November 27, 2025 at 11:48 PM
you've been kidnapped, the characters from the last tv show you watched are trying to save you, who's coming to save you?
I think there is no other outcome in this scenario.
I think there is no other outcome in this scenario.
Imagine thinking a turtle wouldn't go apeshit for anchovies. See, this is what's wrong with this franchise. It just isn't thought through.
November 27, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Imagine thinking a turtle wouldn't go apeshit for anchovies. See, this is what's wrong with this franchise. It just isn't thought through.
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paneercoin (i receive paneer after depositing coin)
November 27, 2025 at 10:32 PM
paneercoin (i receive paneer after depositing coin)
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Do not fall prey to 00's nostalgia, it really sucked
November 27, 2025 at 9:13 PM
Do not fall prey to 00's nostalgia, it really sucked
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Im convinced youre a forest spirit
November 27, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Im convinced youre a forest spirit
This is a damn fine hole and it's what I'd be living in if our groundwater wasn't like 6 inches below the surface.
![r/malelivingspace 1h
M37 - Parents kicked me out so I dug a hole.
[photo of a hole]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:etdcb47v54mwv2wdufhi4tu6/bafkreicvfeh3sqcshvf6hstqe2twlz2dcn5tsxcbcljybb7fc6s4zx6e24@jpeg)
November 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
This is a damn fine hole and it's what I'd be living in if our groundwater wasn't like 6 inches below the surface.
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Breaking: Weird Al thinks Mad Magazine sucks for relying too much on parody.
Kill Bill director Quentin Tarantino has said The Hunger Games "ripped off" Battle Royale, and expressed surprise that the Japanese writer of the cult classic original didn’t sue The Hunger Games author Suzanne Collins. https://bit.ly/44fDUkf
November 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Breaking: Weird Al thinks Mad Magazine sucks for relying too much on parody.
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Hello friends / For the 24th time, my account has been banned / I don't know what I did, but I know I'm a Palestinian from Gaza facing genocide / Onions are growing well, please share so my words reach people
chuffed.org/project/help...
chuffed.org/project/help...
November 27, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Hello friends / For the 24th time, my account has been banned / I don't know what I did, but I know I'm a Palestinian from Gaza facing genocide / Onions are growing well, please share so my words reach people
chuffed.org/project/help...
chuffed.org/project/help...
Which one of you assholes told everyone about my going to the beach on Thanksgiving tradition. It was deserted last year, and this year it was so busy it was obnoxious.
November 27, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Which one of you assholes told everyone about my going to the beach on Thanksgiving tradition. It was deserted last year, and this year it was so busy it was obnoxious.
Ken Burns is an inspiration to all of us who want to make a living being obsessive nerds with weird hair.
November 27, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Ken Burns is an inspiration to all of us who want to make a living being obsessive nerds with weird hair.
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*fatboy slim voice*
Right about now
Right about now
Bighole
Mother
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
Mother
Germany, Lutheran Baptisms, Marriages, and Burials, 1500-1971
November 27, 2025 at 3:39 PM
*fatboy slim voice*
Right about now
Right about now
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Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except my enemies.
November 27, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Happy Thanksgiving to everyone except my enemies.
Basically, the gist of it is: it makes me sad how happy it makes me to skip family functions now.
November 27, 2025 at 3:38 PM
Basically, the gist of it is: it makes me sad how happy it makes me to skip family functions now.
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"Arnulfo" shares, "These are heads of broccoli that I've harvested. I've been working in the fields of CAs Central Coast for 21 years. I plant and grow broccoli, lettuce, cauliflower, and other vegetables you probably will see on your #Thanksgiving tables." #WeFeedYou
November 27, 2025 at 3:01 PM
"Arnulfo" shares, "These are heads of broccoli that I've harvested. I've been working in the fields of CAs Central Coast for 21 years. I plant and grow broccoli, lettuce, cauliflower, and other vegetables you probably will see on your #Thanksgiving tables." #WeFeedYou
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Hello everyone! Farmer Mohamed needs our help. His land was taken, and he's doing his best to survive. If you can toss him a little bit, please do.
chuffed.org/project/help...
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Help Mohamed Get His Family to Safety
Hello, this is Meave Gallagher, the sponsor of this fundraising campaign for our dear friend, Mohamed Ahmed, the displaced Palestinian farmer growing a small farm in Mawasi, Khan Yunis. His original g...
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November 10, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Hello everyone! Farmer Mohamed needs our help. His land was taken, and he's doing his best to survive. If you can toss him a little bit, please do.
chuffed.org/project/help...
chuffed.org/project/help...