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Farm Goth 🇵🇸

@poemsandfungus.bsky.social

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I am nearly 40 years old and you just would not believe how often I have to go to the hardware store. Poet and small-time mushroom farmer/homesteader. She/her 🇵🇸 Discord: poemsandfungus

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · Aug 6

Public simping is as noble a pursuit as oration, poetry, the mathematical mysteries, and the lyre - DM simping is the way of the coward, vulgar as a satyr under a dark moon.

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 5h

I haven't ever really gotten into baseball, but I think it's really charming that after 1 post of context I can now tell who all my baseball-watching mutuals are because they're the ones posting "Jesus Christ, end my suffering" right now.

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 8h

I've never even done opium. Everyone I know who's tried opium has a full story to tell about when they did it because it's so tricky to find.

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Rose Lerner @roselerner.bsky.social · 1d

This made me so happy

Screenshot of Claire's last skeet with one from the Frog and Toad bot underneath of Frog saying "don't be silly"

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∞ ever @everafterengine.bsky.social · 1d

Farmer Mohamed’s account was deleted again, but I saved his words. He’s heartbroken about his family’s ancestral land being annexed.

Please help him rebuild. If we can return a piece of what was stolen from him, it will at least be something.

bit.ly/help-mohamed

@mommunism.bsky.social 💚

Hello my brothers. I have some words that I must say from the beginning when I was displaced from Rafah I had great hope to return to my land which is located near the Philadelphi axis where my house, sheep, and trees are. I was planning to rebuild everything from scratch with donations and I will not hide from you a secret that I was saving part of the money I received from donations to rebuild that. I was planning to connect water and build wooden or tin houses and connect water and start planting olive trees and buy 10 sheep and start establishing a herd and life goes on. But a few days ago I saw Trump’s plan to end the war. I was surprised that the plan includes a buffer zone in the Philadelphi axis and this news was like a thunderbolt for me. My land that I inherited from my grandfather, I will never return to it. Politicians are planning without considering the psychological and material damage that will befall me and my family as a result of this plan. I want to ask you, is this fair? Of course not. I will say something in the end. I swear that now I do not have an alternative plan for all this tragedy I have been exposed to.

I will honestly tell everyone that from now on I am not collecting money to buy food and tents. Rather, I am collecting money for something bigger than that. Now I must provide a better future for my children after their land was occupied. All I want from you is for you to understand what I am saying with your hearts and minds. What will I say to my seventy year old mother? Will I tell her you will not return to your trees? Or will I tell her that you will end up displaced from a tent that is not fit to live in? Or will I tell her that we must leave Gaza and go to another country? Believe me, I am writing words that come from my heart to your hearts. You are my community that has always stood by me for many long months. That is enough because I write and cry.

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Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 13h

There may be a ceasefire but families in Gaza have lost almost everything and are having to rebuild. Mahmoud has a new baby arriving soon too ❤️

Molly Shah @mommunism.bsky.social · 1d

I’m sharing a Palestinian account every day and today is Mahmoud. Mahmoud was a computer engineer doing web development before this. He’s lost his job and home (and many coworkers) and is in a tent with his family including his children Zeina, 6 and Zane, 2. His wife Malak is 7 months pregnant.

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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · Jun 29

Gordon ramsey: you fucking DONKEY. What did I tell you?

Chef: You said you've got to... pay the cheese tax every time you're um cooking

Ramsey: so why did this fucking puppy come looking?!

Chef: I forgot to-

Ramsey: jesus christ this bastard forgot to pay the cheese tax

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Lubna 🩵 @l222ubna.bsky.social · 13h

Dear friends there’s finally a glimpse of hope with recent positive news but we’re still exhausted and need to reach safety The crossing may open soon and we hope to leave before it’s too late I’m in early pregnancy after losing a fetus during the war please donate and share 🙏 ❤️

Help Mohammad and Lubna evacuate to safety!

Hi my loves! My name is Caroline, and I’ve created this fundraiser to help my dear friends Mohammad and Lubna, who are currently living in unthinkable conditions in Gaza.

chuffed.org

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 11h

I miss Mohamed so much.

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Mohammed.25🇵🇸🍉 @mohammed8-01.bsky.social · 12h

"I lost my home, part of my family, and the dreams I once held. Now, I’m seeking a chance to travel and build a new future from the pieces left behind. Your support can give me hope and a fresh start 💛
[ gofund.me/fec526f5 ]"

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Rookie Picture Horror Show 🏳️‍⚧️ ✝️ @gaywad.lol · 17h

For Sale: Baby Shoes, financing available through Klarna

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Bishop Whitewind @bishopwhitewind.bsky.social · 1d

I just want my farmer friend from Gaza back. Is he dead? I'll never know because of the moderators on this website that decided to try and kill him for posting beans he was growing in a desert concentration camp because it bothered them so deeply to see his brown skin.

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 12h

What's your favorite snack for a chilly autumn afternoon?

Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 15h

Songs in the Key of Life is great, but Innervisions is hands down my favorite by like a mile.

Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 15h

I knew she had been big in gospel before, but I had no idea she was scouted and didn't have to submit a demo! I've always assumed the gospel-to-mainstream gap had to be bridged by the artists. That's so cool.

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 15h

Yeah, that was a rookie mistake. Like what would I rather do, answer a slack message or listen to my favorite album of arguably the greatest musician of my lifetime.

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 15h

The "listening to music will help me work" to "I have to stop everything I'm doing and be awestruck for a moment when this song comes on" pipeline is alive and kicking

youtu.be/uivvYGyQiow?...

He's Misstra Know-It-All

YouTube video by Stevie Wonder - Topic

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 17h

I'm kinda surprised the first record company executive who heard her didn't immediately have an aneurism. Can you imagine being like "time to listen to some stuff from the submissions pile" and then this voice comes out.

youtu.be/UNf9_66mCXU?...

See Saw

YouTube video by Aretha Franklin - Topic

youtu.be

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 17h

You know those songs where they're so ubiquitous you don't realize how great they are bc they're cultural background noise?

This song is the opposite of that. I've probably heard it once every 15 minutes for 39 years and I'm still just like "damn, how does she *do* that?"

youtu.be/P9yIoSpWWNE?...

Aretha Franklin - Think (Official Audio)

YouTube video by Aretha Franklin

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AmeriKraut @inchargeofthegirls.bsky.social · 1d

sherman, for the love of god!

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Cait 🦇 @gendercoffin.bsky.social · 1d

Nobody could have imagined the future world that would find this funny and why

A boy running alongside a train with a bindle on a stick. A word balloon reads “I’m through with school- it’s only for sissies anyway. I’ll run away and- and make money with my FEET”

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 19h

I caved last night and joined.

Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 20h

Me switching between 3 social media apps all open at the same time: "god, I hate social media."

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 20h

I sure am!

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paris martineau @paris.nyc · 1d

after the 10th radioactive shrimp recall in 7 weeks, i decided to do some digging

little did i know it would lead me to an underreported industrial accident that may have released an airborne plume of radioactive debris over swaths of indonesia
www.consumerreports.org/health/food-...

What Is Really Going on With All This Radioactive Shrimp? - Consumer Reports

Here’s the latest on how shrimp and spices got contaminated with cesium-137, how the FDA has responded, and why consumers should not panic.

www.consumerreports.org

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Farm Goth 🇵🇸 @poemsandfungus.bsky.social · 20h

Okay, so I made a Mastodon. Not because I'm leaving, but because I'm nosy as hell.

mastodon.social/@farmgoth

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