Look, the world is a shit show. So I'm making a new one. Every Tuesday and Thursday morning. You should come hang out. Azurhia Under the Hood live on the Sparabel YouTube channel. Come ask probing questions about my elf genealogy. ;)

Everything is on fire, but you're still here, you glorious undaunted weirdo! Go forth and survive gloriously and weirdly for another day in the face of all opposition like the motherfucking badass you are!

in retrospect I think it may have been a mistake to make the work machine and the procrastination machine be the same machine

Last night I had one of my classic anxiety dreams: audition with no preparation. So I performed Meatloaf's "Wasted Youth" as a dramatic monologue, and got a standing ovation. Take that, anxiety dreams!

Carmilla watching Nocturne be like #castlevania #castlevanianocturne #fanart #mariarenard #carmilla

If you don't end up lying in bed at midnight with your significant other, watching reels of animals reacting to humans farting and cracking up together till tears pair out of your eyes, what are you even doing with you life? ;)

Thank you, John. Thank you.

*I* am sick and devastated, and I've never met the man, just his work. I can only imagine what those who called him friend are feeling.

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Last night I managed to kill a skeleton and use its bones to tame a wolf puppy who I fed to adulthood and who now follows me around wherever I go.

Which is how I won Minecraft.

Buttercream is my nemesis

The sky is blue. The bees are buzzing. The flowers are bright.