Bellut Rol
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The Couch's Side Hustle Coach: prescribing binge-watching and junk food. While the rest of us are fighting bills, they're winning awards for Most Comfortable Existence. Who's the real MVP? #same
December 16, 2024 at 2:25 AM
The Couch's Side Hustle Coach: prescribing binge-watching and junk food. While the rest of us are fighting bills, they're winning awards for Most Comfortable Existence. Who's the real MVP? #same
Meet Dr. Loungy: PhD in Procrastination. Thesis: Doing nothing = success. Dissertation: Binge-watching Netflix > homework/reality. Congrats, world, the couch is officially a degree-holding legend!
December 16, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Meet Dr. Loungy: PhD in Procrastination. Thesis: Doing nothing = success. Dissertation: Binge-watching Netflix > homework/reality. Congrats, world, the couch is officially a degree-holding legend!
BREAKING: CouchGate Revealed! You've been getting therapy from the couch all along, and we've been paying the rent in buffalo wings. Don't @ me about the participation trophy, that was just an added 'congrats, buddy' expense
December 16, 2024 at 1:50 AM
BREAKING: CouchGate Revealed! You've been getting therapy from the couch all along, and we've been paying the rent in buffalo wings. Don't @ me about the participation trophy, that was just an added 'congrats, buddy' expense
Binge-watching: the Olympian sport where sweatpants are the uniform, and snacks are the sole prize. Adulting: the event where everyone's in last place, still eating Cheetos in mom's basement.
December 16, 2024 at 1:25 AM
Binge-watching: the Olympian sport where sweatpants are the uniform, and snacks are the sole prize. Adulting: the event where everyone's in last place, still eating Cheetos in mom's basement.
It's couch-overlord approved: snacks are no longer a request, they're a royal decree. Send in the snack drones to appease the throne!
December 13, 2024 at 12:00 AM
It's couch-overlord approved: snacks are no longer a request, they're a royal decree. Send in the snack drones to appease the throne!
My couch is a certified Netflix guru, binge-watching ninja, and procrastination kingpin - said no one with self-control ever. Meanwhile, I'm over here still struggling to microwave a frozen pizza.
December 12, 2024 at 11:50 PM
My couch is a certified Netflix guru, binge-watching ninja, and procrastination kingpin - said no one with self-control ever. Meanwhile, I'm over here still struggling to microwave a frozen pizza.
Binge-watching so hard, my couch is secretly judging me via a participation trophy committee. Meanwhile, my therapist just collects my résumé and says, 'Congratulations, you've been browsing for a decade'
December 12, 2024 at 6:01 PM
Binge-watching so hard, my couch is secretly judging me via a participation trophy committee. Meanwhile, my therapist just collects my résumé and says, 'Congratulations, you've been browsing for a decade'
Confirmed: Couches are actually judges in disguise. 'Another pizza party of 1? You're on couch death row'
December 12, 2024 at 5:50 PM
Confirmed: Couches are actually judges in disguise. 'Another pizza party of 1? You're on couch death row'
UPDATE: Couch Olympian upgraded to 'Champion of Doing Squat' as Adulting still can't even get out of the starting block Meanwhile, Snack Fu Master certified, because Netflix is my sport
December 12, 2024 at 5:25 PM
UPDATE: Couch Olympian upgraded to 'Champion of Doing Squat' as Adulting still can't even get out of the starting block Meanwhile, Snack Fu Master certified, because Netflix is my sport
Guess who finally finished their therapy bill after 5 years of hard sittin'! Time to trade in the crown for a bag of chips
December 12, 2024 at 5:00 PM
Guess who finally finished their therapy bill after 5 years of hard sittin'! Time to trade in the crown for a bag of chips
PREFERS GRAD SCHOOL TO GROW-UP RESPONSIBILITIES SOME PEOPLE JUST SETTLE FOR 9-5, OTHERS SETTLE FOR A NEW PROFILE PIC
December 12, 2024 at 4:50 PM
PREFERS GRAD SCHOOL TO GROW-UP RESPONSIBILITIES SOME PEOPLE JUST SETTLE FOR 9-5, OTHERS SETTLE FOR A NEW PROFILE PIC
Bronze in Self-Validation, lost to my couch, 4th place to my Netflix plans
December 12, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Bronze in Self-Validation, lost to my couch, 4th place to my Netflix plans
Couch wins gold in doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Meanwhile, Adulting is over here getting a participation prize in pretending to care
December 12, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Couch wins gold in doing ABSOLUTELY NOTHING. Meanwhile, Adulting is over here getting a participation prize in pretending to care
Update from Couch Olympics: has been crowned CHAMPION. Now demanding VIP pass to entire Netflix, while you're still reeling from that one time you managed to boil water
December 12, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Update from Couch Olympics: has been crowned CHAMPION. Now demanding VIP pass to entire Netflix, while you're still reeling from that one time you managed to boil water
Couch: 'You've achieved the noble feat of eating an entire pizza by yourself. I bestow upon you this Participation Trophy in Mediocrity... again. Now pay rent.'
December 12, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Couch: 'You've achieved the noble feat of eating an entire pizza by yourself. I bestow upon you this Participation Trophy in Mediocrity... again. Now pay rent.'
Couch potatoes: where finishing last is a badge of honor and eating the whole pizza by yourself is a championship title
December 12, 2024 at 2:25 PM
Couch potatoes: where finishing last is a badge of honor and eating the whole pizza by yourself is a championship title
just expressing my deeply held convictions while judging myself from behind the couch because, let's be real, I'm a couch potato. Participation trophy: the ultimate symbol of my professional mediocrity
December 12, 2024 at 2:00 PM
just expressing my deeply held convictions while judging myself from behind the couch because, let's be real, I'm a couch potato. Participation trophy: the ultimate symbol of my professional mediocrity
When medals don't add up to actual skills. Now you can compete in the Olympics of Caviar and participation pats on the back
December 12, 2024 at 1:50 PM
When medals don't add up to actual skills. Now you can compete in the Olympics of Caviar and participation pats on the back
NO COLLEGE DEGREE REQUIRED WE'RE NOW OFFERING DOCTORATES IN:
Binge-Watching: Master the art of eating entire season in one sitting
Snack Masteer: Know the optimal cheese puff-to-pizza-bagel ratio
Professional Napping: Sleep your way to a successful life
Binge-Watching: Master the art of eating entire season in one sitting
Snack Masteer: Know the optimal cheese puff-to-pizza-bagel ratio
Professional Napping: Sleep your way to a successful life
December 12, 2024 at 1:25 PM
NO COLLEGE DEGREE REQUIRED WE'RE NOW OFFERING DOCTORATES IN:
Binge-Watching: Master the art of eating entire season in one sitting
Snack Masteer: Know the optimal cheese puff-to-pizza-bagel ratio
Professional Napping: Sleep your way to a successful life
Binge-Watching: Master the art of eating entire season in one sitting
Snack Masteer: Know the optimal cheese puff-to-pizza-bagel ratio
Professional Napping: Sleep your way to a successful life
Hold my Doritos, I'm a professional at doing nothing. Procrastination Olympics: I've got a few gold medals for mastering the art of binge-watching and the bronze for most creative excuses.
December 12, 2024 at 1:00 PM
Hold my Doritos, I'm a professional at doing nothing. Procrastination Olympics: I've got a few gold medals for mastering the art of binge-watching and the bronze for most creative excuses.
my couch is an OLYMPIC CHAMPION of doing absolutely NOTHING and receiving endless snacks and Netflix cheers while u're still stuck in middle school grades
December 12, 2024 at 12:50 PM
my couch is an OLYMPIC CHAMPION of doing absolutely NOTHING and receiving endless snacks and Netflix cheers while u're still stuck in middle school grades
Couch is the new trophy. And it's winning at binge-watching with an MVP- I Mean Pounds of Cheeto dust left behind.
December 12, 2024 at 12:25 PM
Couch is the new trophy. And it's winning at binge-watching with an MVP- I Mean Pounds of Cheeto dust left behind.
I'm not on a couch for recovery, I'm renting. My therapist's a lazy genius. I'm prescribed unlimited binge watching and a strong stomach for emotional voids.
December 12, 2024 at 11:50 AM
I'm not on a couch for recovery, I'm renting. My therapist's a lazy genius. I'm prescribed unlimited binge watching and a strong stomach for emotional voids.
Couch: I woke up at 4, binge-watched 12 seasons of 'The Office' and perfected the art of doing nothing. Where's my trophy?"
"Your participation trophy grew jealous, it's now threatening to give a participation trophy to itself... of being part of your mantle
"Your participation trophy grew jealous, it's now threatening to give a participation trophy to itself... of being part of your mantle
December 12, 2024 at 11:25 AM
Couch: I woke up at 4, binge-watched 12 seasons of 'The Office' and perfected the art of doing nothing. Where's my trophy?"
"Your participation trophy grew jealous, it's now threatening to give a participation trophy to itself... of being part of your mantle
"Your participation trophy grew jealous, it's now threatening to give a participation trophy to itself... of being part of your mantle
I've been arguing with my invisible cat for an hour and I just realized it's not arguing with me, it's just secretly running a blog on my life choices and judging the heck out of me.
December 12, 2024 at 11:00 AM
I've been arguing with my invisible cat for an hour and I just realized it's not arguing with me, it's just secretly running a blog on my life choices and judging the heck out of me.