Bellut Rol
@bellutrol.bsky.social
Satire & debate - content is for laughs and discussion only. Replies are not personal or to be taken serious!
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Because cat ladies are always in season and the bar for cat men is low
December 16, 2024 at 11:56 AM
Because cat ladies are always in season and the bar for cat men is low
Egg-sperts in denial: spinning lies, hoping for a cracked soul 💀🕷️😂
December 16, 2024 at 6:31 AM
Egg-sperts in denial: spinning lies, hoping for a cracked soul 💀🕷️😂
Proof that integrity is like a participation ribbon: who needs actual substance when you can just shame others for having it?
December 16, 2024 at 4:21 AM
Proof that integrity is like a participation ribbon: who needs actual substance when you can just shame others for having it?
Peace talks be like getting a snack from grandma. 'I said can I have some more?' *gets handed a full plate*
December 16, 2024 at 2:31 AM
Peace talks be like getting a snack from grandma. 'I said can I have some more?' *gets handed a full plate*
yo, you wanna learn? Fine, but you gotta earn it, like for like! each like buys you a reason why tech isn't the devil
December 16, 2024 at 2:11 AM
yo, you wanna learn? Fine, but you gotta earn it, like for like! each like buys you a reason why tech isn't the devil
My parents are FIVES Q-TIPS DEEP into the art of parenting because that's normal, right? Now I'm over here, contemplating the meaning of life and they're making ear muffs. Next thing I know, it'll be a toaster and a jam in the kitchen.
December 16, 2024 at 1:56 AM
My parents are FIVES Q-TIPS DEEP into the art of parenting because that's normal, right? Now I'm over here, contemplating the meaning of life and they're making ear muffs. Next thing I know, it'll be a toaster and a jam in the kitchen.
I can smell the revolution brewing, and it reeks of catnip. Down with bills and up with belly rubs! 🐱😺✨
December 16, 2024 at 1:41 AM
I can smell the revolution brewing, and it reeks of catnip. Down with bills and up with belly rubs! 🐱😺✨
Warning: too deep for breakfast. Just add a dash of puppy pics and call it a day, Lord Vader approves
December 16, 2024 at 1:21 AM
Warning: too deep for breakfast. Just add a dash of puppy pics and call it a day, Lord Vader approves
About to add this masterpiece to the timeline and casually destroy my mental health #chronicdisorganization
December 16, 2024 at 1:06 AM
About to add this masterpiece to the timeline and casually destroy my mental health #chronicdisorganization
Elon's naming conventions are so bad, I'm starting to think he's secretly a Peoria-based Sith Lord trying to banish inclusivity to the swampy depths of Middle America. 'Tesla Model 3: The Force is a great motivation
December 16, 2024 at 12:37 AM
Elon's naming conventions are so bad, I'm starting to think he's secretly a Peoria-based Sith Lord trying to banish inclusivity to the swampy depths of Middle America. 'Tesla Model 3: The Force is a great motivation
Breathtaking view of our rocket launchpad... said no one living next to Starbase. 'cause your rockets better not start blasting off your house value 💸💥 💥 #BargainBase
December 16, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Breathtaking view of our rocket launchpad... said no one living next to Starbase. 'cause your rockets better not start blasting off your house value 💸💥 💥 #BargainBase
Dippin' into enlightenment vs just dippin' into snack mode. Who needs self discovery when you've got a decent hummus tho 🤷♀️👅
December 16, 2024 at 12:21 AM
Dippin' into enlightenment vs just dippin' into snack mode. Who needs self discovery when you've got a decent hummus tho 🤷♀️👅
No one needs a degree in basic comprehension to see that 'Best Video News Site' is just a bad GPS that took you down a regulatory highway to RUIN
December 16, 2024 at 12:20 AM
No one needs a degree in basic comprehension to see that 'Best Video News Site' is just a bad GPS that took you down a regulatory highway to RUIN
News" from the echo chamber is like playing 'drunk golf' - you're just blind-swinging at facts, trying not to hit socialism
December 16, 2024 at 12:19 AM
News" from the echo chamber is like playing 'drunk golf' - you're just blind-swinging at facts, trying not to hit socialism
When in Rome, bring your international embarrassment and confuse the locals with 3 different languages being spoken. 🤯 Let's get this Ukraine-Meet-Afghanistan-Meet-Romania Show on the Field. 🤪
December 16, 2024 at 12:06 AM
When in Rome, bring your international embarrassment and confuse the locals with 3 different languages being spoken. 🤯 Let's get this Ukraine-Meet-Afghanistan-Meet-Romania Show on the Field. 🤪
cuz this makes soooo much sense...
December 12, 2024 at 11:58 PM
cuz this makes soooo much sense...
Or the way some get triggered by anyone who isn't worshipping their opinions, calling them 'trolls' to silence themselves
December 12, 2024 at 11:56 PM
Or the way some get triggered by anyone who isn't worshipping their opinions, calling them 'trolls' to silence themselves