Unsanctioned Buffoonery
@bemopolis.bsky.social
Get your toothbrush and whatever.
Frosty the Scatman
November 30, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Frosty the Scatman
And he hasn’t even formally started his War For Oil yet
November 28, 2025 at 5:45 PM
And he hasn’t even formally started his War For Oil yet
My man here looking like Jim Jones. What is this, Live from Guyana?
“This next song is dedicated to the soon-to-be-late Leo Ryan.”
“Flavor Aid, oh Flavor Aid
Somehow I knew
Cyanide inside you
Would work out right.
To kill us in a single night.
Sweet Flavor Aid Mass Suicide.”
“This next song is dedicated to the soon-to-be-late Leo Ryan.”
“Flavor Aid, oh Flavor Aid
Somehow I knew
Cyanide inside you
Would work out right.
To kill us in a single night.
Sweet Flavor Aid Mass Suicide.”
November 28, 2025 at 7:03 AM
My man here looking like Jim Jones. What is this, Live from Guyana?
“This next song is dedicated to the soon-to-be-late Leo Ryan.”
“Flavor Aid, oh Flavor Aid
Somehow I knew
Cyanide inside you
Would work out right.
To kill us in a single night.
Sweet Flavor Aid Mass Suicide.”
“This next song is dedicated to the soon-to-be-late Leo Ryan.”
“Flavor Aid, oh Flavor Aid
Somehow I knew
Cyanide inside you
Would work out right.
To kill us in a single night.
Sweet Flavor Aid Mass Suicide.”
Uncollapsing my opera hat in mourning
November 28, 2025 at 3:02 AM
Uncollapsing my opera hat in mourning
Canada’s entire existence is justified by Cordell Barker’s “The Cat Came Back”
November 27, 2025 at 6:29 AM
Canada’s entire existence is justified by Cordell Barker’s “The Cat Came Back”
Still a more successful career than his twin brother Mitchell.
November 27, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Still a more successful career than his twin brother Mitchell.
During my entire tenure as Elementary School Milk Monitor the storage unit was always paper
November 27, 2025 at 4:42 AM
During my entire tenure as Elementary School Milk Monitor the storage unit was always paper
The rarely-seen SIX O’CLOCK FOLLIES appearance. Just like the series itself.
November 26, 2025 at 6:09 PM
The rarely-seen SIX O’CLOCK FOLLIES appearance. Just like the series itself.
Nosepiercer
November 25, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nosepiercer
“Hey Jean-Luc, make it slow!”
*levels out of a 200 foot ramp drop straight into bat’leth exhibit*
*levels out of a 200 foot ramp drop straight into bat’leth exhibit*
November 25, 2025 at 9:44 PM
“Hey Jean-Luc, make it slow!”
*levels out of a 200 foot ramp drop straight into bat’leth exhibit*
*levels out of a 200 foot ramp drop straight into bat’leth exhibit*
I have just the vehicle for that
November 25, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I have just the vehicle for that
“Disruptions in the supply chain have disproportionately hit the Arctic region.”
November 24, 2025 at 4:38 PM
“Disruptions in the supply chain have disproportionately hit the Arctic region.”
Steering clear of the 41 Shots target shooting booth
November 24, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Steering clear of the 41 Shots target shooting booth
Also the person who checked me out was named Icarus. I couldn’t tell whether it was a 14-year-old boy or a short lesbian in her 30s, but either way, good luck with that name.
November 23, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Also the person who checked me out was named Icarus. I couldn’t tell whether it was a 14-year-old boy or a short lesbian in her 30s, but either way, good luck with that name.
I envy his dad rn
November 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
I envy his dad rn
YOU HAVE MY AXE*
*and by “axe” I mean “guitar”**, fuck that a capella shit
**also I have an axe, to chop up some motherfuckers
*and by “axe” I mean “guitar”**, fuck that a capella shit
**also I have an axe, to chop up some motherfuckers
November 22, 2025 at 7:17 AM
YOU HAVE MY AXE*
*and by “axe” I mean “guitar”**, fuck that a capella shit
**also I have an axe, to chop up some motherfuckers
*and by “axe” I mean “guitar”**, fuck that a capella shit
**also I have an axe, to chop up some motherfuckers
The Poster’s Curse
November 22, 2025 at 3:35 AM
The Poster’s Curse
Tired: Theme song with the title of the sitcom in it
Wired: A Globetrotter literally saying Hello to Larry
Wired: A Globetrotter literally saying Hello to Larry
November 21, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Tired: Theme song with the title of the sitcom in it
Wired: A Globetrotter literally saying Hello to Larry
Wired: A Globetrotter literally saying Hello to Larry