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Get your toothbrush and whatever.
@profanity.accountant How many times have I used the Lord’s name in vain? A million six?!?! jesus fucking christ
November 29, 2025 at 10:22 PM
@profanity.accountant How many times have I used the Lord’s name in vain? A million six?!?! jesus fucking christ
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The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
Stephen Miller is now arguing that assimilation is fundamentally impossible and that certain cultures are not compatible with Western civilization
November 28, 2025 at 3:23 PM
The guy shot two random people with a gun, I don't think you can say he wasn't assimilating into our culture
The most satisfying part of Thanksgiving is under way*
*making the cranberry sauce and making sure to squoosh the stubborn ones against the side of the pot
*making the cranberry sauce and making sure to squoosh the stubborn ones against the side of the pot
November 26, 2025 at 1:32 AM
The most satisfying part of Thanksgiving is under way*
*making the cranberry sauce and making sure to squoosh the stubborn ones against the side of the pot
*making the cranberry sauce and making sure to squoosh the stubborn ones against the side of the pot
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Flags are bits of colored cloth that governments use first to shrink-wrap people's brains and then as ceremonial shrouds to bury the dead. -Arundhati Roy
November 24, 2025 at 3:45 PM
Flags are bits of colored cloth that governments use first to shrink-wrap people's brains and then as ceremonial shrouds to bury the dead. -Arundhati Roy
Your occasional reminder that guillotines are carbon neutral by design, and if used on the correct subset of c-suite denizens and world leaders, can actually reduce emissions. As a plus, some of those countries already practice regular beheadings, so it wouldn't be culturally disruptive.
November 24, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Your occasional reminder that guillotines are carbon neutral by design, and if used on the correct subset of c-suite denizens and world leaders, can actually reduce emissions. As a plus, some of those countries already practice regular beheadings, so it wouldn't be culturally disruptive.
Grocery store is taking donations for the local food bank and buddy you know I jumped right into that anonymity loophole. Take my money and leave me out of it, I’m a donor not a pen pal.
November 23, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Grocery store is taking donations for the local food bank and buddy you know I jumped right into that anonymity loophole. Take my money and leave me out of it, I’m a donor not a pen pal.
In its meandering across the Galaxy since it became a star 5 Gyr ago, the Sun temporarily finds itself passing through a cavity in the interstellar evacuated by a chain of supernovae 15 Myr ago. Isotopes from those blasts have been detected in deep ocean crusts.
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Man, everything is so bleak, anyone got a fun fact or little bit of trivia they want to share
November 21, 2025 at 4:04 AM
In its meandering across the Galaxy since it became a star 5 Gyr ago, the Sun temporarily finds itself passing through a cavity in the interstellar evacuated by a chain of supernovae 15 Myr ago. Isotopes from those blasts have been detected in deep ocean crusts.
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That’s right, autocorrect, I was definitely putting sewer potatoes on the shopping list.
November 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
That’s right, autocorrect, I was definitely putting sewer potatoes on the shopping list.
CONFIRMED: Pope Leo is a big fan of mid-2000s soft-core-adjacent HBO series TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
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Adam Scott meeting the pope, for anyone interested in that sort of thing
November 16, 2025 at 7:56 AM
CONFIRMED: Pope Leo is a big fan of mid-2000s soft-core-adjacent HBO series TELL ME YOU LOVE ME
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Who needs a hobby
Like tennis, or philately?
I've got a hobby:
Rereading Lady Chatterley.
Like tennis, or philately?
I've got a hobby:
Rereading Lady Chatterley.
November 16, 2025 at 7:36 AM
Who needs a hobby
Like tennis, or philately?
I've got a hobby:
Rereading Lady Chatterley.
Like tennis, or philately?
I've got a hobby:
Rereading Lady Chatterley.
I can’t believe that orange nazi pederast outlived the goddam penny
November 13, 2025 at 9:38 PM
I can’t believe that orange nazi pederast outlived the goddam penny
This is the first time in years I’ve been interested in reading an email.
November 12, 2025 at 10:59 PM
This is the first time in years I’ve been interested in reading an email.
18-year-old street musician who performed anti-war songs is sent to jail for a third time as Kremlin mounts a no-limits crackdown on any signs of dissent or opposition in Russia
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u.afp.com/SnNA
November 12, 2025 at 6:14 AM
Nothing underlines the absolute fuckitude of the US health care system like the millions of man-hours spent in annual company open enrollment meetings.
(Coincidentally today was our open enrollment meeting)
(Coincidentally today was our open enrollment meeting)
November 10, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Nothing underlines the absolute fuckitude of the US health care system like the millions of man-hours spent in annual company open enrollment meetings.
(Coincidentally today was our open enrollment meeting)
(Coincidentally today was our open enrollment meeting)
Well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Senators
November 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Well well well if it isn’t the Blowjob Senators
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ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
November 8, 2025 at 10:27 PM
ice cubes are ridiculous. like yeah lemme just get a piece of water
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I love my country too much to be a nationalist. -Albert Camus
November 7, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I love my country too much to be a nationalist. -Albert Camus
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Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
November 7, 2025 at 10:12 AM
Word of the Day is ‘catchfart’ (17th century): an obsequious individual who sucks up to the boss and always follows the political wind.
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If the sub didn't split, you must acquit: defector.com/if-the-sub-d...
If The Sub Didn't Split, You Must Acquit | Defector
A jury in Washington, D.C. today found a local resident not guilty of misdemeanor assault, a charge he earned by spectacularly and hilariously chucking a large sandwich into the chest of a Border…
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November 6, 2025 at 8:38 PM
If the sub didn't split, you must acquit: defector.com/if-the-sub-d...
Victory feels good, but if this guy goes Obama 2.0 I’m going to join the Abraham Lincoln Brigade 2.0
November 5, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Victory feels good, but if this guy goes Obama 2.0 I’m going to join the Abraham Lincoln Brigade 2.0
November 5, 2025 at 5:26 PM
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When the Judgment Day comes civilization will have an alibi, "I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with." -Will Rogers
November 4, 2025 at 2:56 PM
When the Judgment Day comes civilization will have an alibi, "I never took a human life, I only sold the fellow the gun to take it with." -Will Rogers
Hell just got a little more birdshotty *snerfle*
November 4, 2025 at 2:36 PM
Hell just got a little more birdshotty *snerfle*
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It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
Hello welcome to bluesky. We have every kind of anti-government radical left of center, and also, baseball
November 2, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s basically Deep Space Nine.
