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Ben!
@ben.vampirefriday.org
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General nerd in the PNW. Amateur musician. Former photographer. Occasional podcaster but we don't have to talk about that. He/They
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October 30, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Love a good orange boy
An orange and white cat laying on his side on a blue blanket. He is looking into the camera in a coy but sleepy fashion.
October 17, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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This is the only reason I know what’s going on but congrats.
October 7, 2025 at 5:23 AM
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Fucking finally.
October 6, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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After a few weeks away I’m back on Silksong and I’m gonna be able to do this run back in my sleep
October 4, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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Arrested development meme, 4 panels. Tobias and Lindsay are talking while sitting on a bed. Panel 1: "People keep betting that cozying up to fascists will protect them from those same fascists" Panel 2: "Well, did it work for those people?" Panel 3: "No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but..." Panel 4: "But it might work for us."
October 2, 2025 at 12:30 AM
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Here we go!
A marquee reading”Thursday Behind the Bastards live” Below that USA sign for Alberta Tide Theatre
September 26, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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Behind the Bastards pre gaming
A tall glass of margarita on a table.
September 26, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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The rapture definitely happened. It’s like New York out there.
A screenshot from the TV show Community. The gang is hanging around a cabin drinking beer. Britta is covered in blood. They are looking at a boombox. Text reads: All the good Christians got raptured up to heaven. A screenshot from the TV show Community showing a boombox sitting on the table. Text reads/ The good news is you’re the coolest people in the world. A screenshot from the TV show Community. The gang is hanging around a cabin drinking beer. Britta is covered in blood. They are looking at a boombox. Text reads: The bad he’s is the world is over. This is NPR.
September 23, 2025 at 3:48 PM
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The current state of everybody on BlueSky
Three panels. Top panel, Gimli the dwarf looks serious, wearing battle armor. He says “never thought I’d die fighting side by side with Jimmy Kimmel” Second panel, Jimmy Kimmel is photoshopped over the face of Legolas the elf. He says “what about side by side with a friend?” Third panel, Gimli says “nah wouldn’t go that far my guy.”
September 18, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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Me, 24x7 now:
A screenshot from the Simpsons. Black and white security footage shows chief wiggum with his tie in a series of hot dog rollers, pulling him in. Text reads “oh boy… this is going to get worse before it gets better.”
September 15, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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It practically writes itself.
A car with a bumper sticker in the shape of a yellow diamond. It reads “something something Burt Ward”
September 9, 2025 at 5:27 AM
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It is time
The tile screen for the video game Hollow Knight: Silksong.
September 5, 2025 at 12:10 AM
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Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September
A meme. Top half is a photo of an electronic billboard that has an error message on a black background. The error reads “Windows has encountered computer.” The bottom half is a mockup of a battle screen from the original Pokémon. The trainer’s Pokémon is a Microsoft Windows logo. The enemy Pokémon is a computer. Text reads “COMPUTER wants to fight!”
September 2, 2025 at 1:22 AM
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A screenshot from Futurama showing Morbo the News Monster shouting “Windmills do not work that way!”
August 26, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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I can’t be the first person to do this but fuck it
The meme from Glee showing Jane Lynch with a scheming expression. The text underneath her says “I am going to create a spline that is so reticulated.” The words “a spline” and “reticulated” are clearly pasted over the original text because it’s in a different font.
August 18, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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A Neon Genesis Evangelion styled episode title card that reads “Now you have a friend in the diamond business. Episode: 25 The Shane Company
August 16, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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Me playing THPS 3+4
A screenshot from Homestar Runner Strong Bad, a shirtless dude in a luchador mask and wearing sunglasses, is holding a ping pong paddle for some reason. He is standing in a field. Text reads “where is that tape?” The tape is on the ground behind him. Homestar Runner is just barely peeking into frame.
August 2, 2025 at 11:16 PM
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July 31, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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I’m at the Portland world naked bike ride. There is a llama here for some reason.
Portland is gonna Portland I guess.
A white llama standing in a park surrounded by people who are, despite the text of my post, clothed at the moment. All the naked people are out of frame. Sorry, or not, depending on what you were hoping for.
July 27, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Nailed it
A reply to a post with one repost and three likes. The post reads: Exactly three people reading this will be like "omg yes this post is my brand of content" and everybody else is confused and I'm here to say this one goes out to those three people and those three people alone.
July 21, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Ahh, I’ve got some rare Garfields for ya, stranger!
The resident evil 4 merchant, a mysterious man in a tattered long coat, opening the coat to reveal a bunch of Garfields, the orange cartoon cat. No, it does not make any sense.
July 15, 2025 at 4:21 AM
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July 12, 2025 at 5:42 AM
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I happen to be wearing a Seiko right now so yes, I’ve been successful called out.
July 9, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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I’m at a bar and got some tater tots and they are Tetris pieces?
Tater tots in shapes resembling the Z, T, and L pieces.
June 29, 2025 at 3:16 AM