Ben (please clap)
@ben.vampirefriday.org
General nerd in the PNW. Amateur musician. Former photographer. Occasional podcaster but we don't have to talk about that. He/They
A sequel to Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. I expect to be impeached immediately.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 9:09 PM
A sequel to Kung Pow: Enter the Fist. I expect to be impeached immediately.
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
November 25, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Is this cheese grater conscious? Many users feel they're talking to a real person. Scientists say it's time to consider whether they're onto something.
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stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
November 25, 2025 at 5:51 PM
stupid young people, stop buying a new phone every year if you don't want to be broke. wait no, not like that.
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It is now safe to turn off your computer.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 PM
It is now safe to turn off your computer.
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Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
November 25, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Yes, HID headlights are very bright but the bigger problem is the proliferation of gargantuan vehicles with 5’+ hood heights so that if you’re driving a normal sized car their headlights are at your eye level rather than seat level like they’re supposed to be.
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November 24, 2025 at 11:18 PM
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I've said for years that you can sub out 'economy' with 'rich people's money' and it works every time.
![An article with the headline "[US people] are holding onto devices longer than ever and it's costing the economy".](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:jye22xkea3jqsabskhfec347/bafkreigunh6t53vvgp2sewo2fsy4xttrwgy3zrdwplje7j2qjop5jdeyxy@jpeg)
November 24, 2025 at 8:20 PM
I've said for years that you can sub out 'economy' with 'rich people's money' and it works every time.
Me, at a house party: Brad, you suck so bad I’m gonna have this robot write a hilarious roast about you.
Robot: You suck donkey nuts.
Me: More vulgar
Robot: and the nuts are covered in shit
Everybody at the house party raises me onto their shoulders as a hero and now I own Brad’s house.
Robot: You suck donkey nuts.
Me: More vulgar
Robot: and the nuts are covered in shit
Everybody at the house party raises me onto their shoulders as a hero and now I own Brad’s house.
Everything about this might be the saddest thing I’ve ever seen
November 24, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Me, at a house party: Brad, you suck so bad I’m gonna have this robot write a hilarious roast about you.
Robot: You suck donkey nuts.
Me: More vulgar
Robot: and the nuts are covered in shit
Everybody at the house party raises me onto their shoulders as a hero and now I own Brad’s house.
Robot: You suck donkey nuts.
Me: More vulgar
Robot: and the nuts are covered in shit
Everybody at the house party raises me onto their shoulders as a hero and now I own Brad’s house.
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You... awful man. I hope you die very soon.
November 24, 2025 at 7:15 PM
You... awful man. I hope you die very soon.
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November 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
24 Nov 2025
This is a bummer because I have two of their bikes that will immediately become pretty useless! But I’d rather have useless bikes than a burnt down house.
CPSC Warns Consumers to Immediately Stop Using Batteries for E-Bikes from Rad Power Bikes Due to Fire Hazard; Risk of Serious Injury or Death www.cpsc.gov/Warnings/202...
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This is a bummer because I have two of their bikes that will immediately become pretty useless! But I’d rather have useless bikes than a burnt down house.
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*TV commercial featuring screaming sweating lawyer in an outdated suit* Were you just minding your own business when you learned that RFK Jr sent erotic poetry to Olivia Nuzzi? Does the phrase “whale juice” make you cry? You might be entitled to compensation!!!
a woman is standing in front of an american flag with a bald eagle on it .
Alt: a woman is standing in front of an american flag with a bald eagle on it .
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November 24, 2025 at 5:47 PM
*TV commercial featuring screaming sweating lawyer in an outdated suit* Were you just minding your own business when you learned that RFK Jr sent erotic poetry to Olivia Nuzzi? Does the phrase “whale juice” make you cry? You might be entitled to compensation!!!
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If you have a GOP rep and you’ve been holding off on contacting them because what difference will it make, you could be the reason the funniest thing happens
PUNCHBOWL: “.. GOP members messaged us over the weekend saying that they, too, are considering retiring in the middle of the term. Here’s one particularly exercised senior House Republican:
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November 24, 2025 at 3:59 PM
If you have a GOP rep and you’ve been holding off on contacting them because what difference will it make, you could be the reason the funniest thing happens
I should get $100 every time I am forced to learn a new thing about RFK Jr.
November 24, 2025 at 3:42 AM
I should get $100 every time I am forced to learn a new thing about RFK Jr.
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I went to school for art.
The school didn’t teach me shit and I graduated into a recession and I was always the “good with computers” guy and that’s how I reluctantly have been working in tech support since 2010.
The school didn’t teach me shit and I graduated into a recession and I was always the “good with computers” guy and that’s how I reluctantly have been working in tech support since 2010.
November 23, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I went to school for art.
The school didn’t teach me shit and I graduated into a recession and I was always the “good with computers” guy and that’s how I reluctantly have been working in tech support since 2010.
The school didn’t teach me shit and I graduated into a recession and I was always the “good with computers” guy and that’s how I reluctantly have been working in tech support since 2010.
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Me: Man that “Opposites Attract” video sure was weird.
Wife: Yeah, she’s like “I want to fuck and fall in love with this cartoon cat.”
Me: I mean, we all want to fuck and fall in love with the cartoon cat.
Wife: …
Me: …
Wife: So I guess that’s not what’s weird about it.
Wife: Yeah, she’s like “I want to fuck and fall in love with this cartoon cat.”
Me: I mean, we all want to fuck and fall in love with the cartoon cat.
Wife: …
Me: …
Wife: So I guess that’s not what’s weird about it.
November 22, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Me: Man that “Opposites Attract” video sure was weird.
Wife: Yeah, she’s like “I want to fuck and fall in love with this cartoon cat.”
Me: I mean, we all want to fuck and fall in love with the cartoon cat.
Wife: …
Me: …
Wife: So I guess that’s not what’s weird about it.
Wife: Yeah, she’s like “I want to fuck and fall in love with this cartoon cat.”
Me: I mean, we all want to fuck and fall in love with the cartoon cat.
Wife: …
Me: …
Wife: So I guess that’s not what’s weird about it.
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I’ve heard there was a chord progression / that David played, for the love of Heaven / but I guess we’re called chord progressions “chords” now / it goes like this: the augIV, the maj7II /now you know what you have to do / click like and subscribe and leave a comment / hallelujah / hallelujah
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I’ve heard there was a chord progression / that David played, for the love of Heaven / but I guess we’re called chord progressions “chords” now / it goes like this: the augIV, the maj7II /now you know what you have to do / click like and subscribe and leave a comment / hallelujah / hallelujah
Tomorrow is the big move but we have already moved all the food to the new house. I have nothing to snack on so I will just have to go to bed without a little treat. Never was a tale of more woe.
November 18, 2025 at 6:31 AM
Tomorrow is the big move but we have already moved all the food to the new house. I have nothing to snack on so I will just have to go to bed without a little treat. Never was a tale of more woe.
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November 17, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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