Its true, I WOULD say that. #GoodHumour

Thanks to everyone who listened and interacted live. Hope it brightened your day which should be blue purely on your own terms, not some marketing manager's idea of them. Look after yourselves x

Piss self. Crisps.

The main reason for this to still exist is Frank Sidebottom's cover of it which is still a bloody treat.

I remember him from Sooty and Co which I was too old to watch but used to have loads of mad guests Matthew clearly liked on like Paul Merton and Harry Hill with Stouffer.

Little cousin Scampi too!

sooty.fandom.com/wiki/Scampi

£2 in. £30 to get back out.

Thats going in the show!

This has broken me. Congratulations!

From its famous theme tune "I'll Shag Your Arse".

Wanked off Jonathan King.