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Ben
@benbartlett.bsky.social
Aging nerd, office drone and recovering librarian. TTRPGs, retrofuturism, gushing about Pratchett and increasingly radicalised political takes.
Please ignore my bad posts, unless they made you mad, in which case know that I meant every word.
The food whips, though
November 28, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Respect to these guys for choosing the most SEO-unfriendly restaurant name imaginable
November 28, 2025 at 5:11 PM
Now listen, I love Indy with all my heart and want nothing but the best for him, but nominating a dog before you nominate a single POC when the entire cast of fucking SINNERS was in contention is insane.
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Counterpoint:
November 18, 2025 at 10:13 AM
There's a guy on TikTok doing a bit where he acts like a Disney Channel bully to his fellow students and it's one of the best things I've seen in ages
November 14, 2025 at 10:33 AM
November 13, 2025 at 2:30 PM
If you'd like to know how utterly and completely Joyce Carol Oates got Musk's ass, he's tweaked Grok to tell everyone how smart and well-read he is
November 13, 2025 at 12:32 PM
November 11, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Anyway sorry for brain dumping but I had to share this shit. Please give me a black comedy action dramedy biopic about him immediately
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
And most importantly: a guy called Frank Dux stole a lot of his BS stories for himself, along with stories about being recruited by the CIA as a secret Karate spy. He then convinced a Hollywood producer to make a film about his life. That film? Bloodsport.
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Fell into an internet hole recently of martial arts frauds and have become obsessed with this guy. Count Dante was a legit early pioneer of Karate in America, one of the first to teach it to African-Americans, a mobbed-up abusive piece of shit and a key figure in the Chicago Dojo Wars of the 60s.
October 24, 2025 at 1:26 PM
Turns out there's a very good reason the cap guy is trying to hide his face from the camera
October 9, 2025 at 8:30 AM
September 30, 2025 at 11:53 AM
Starting to suspect that MrBeast might actually be a long-running gag being perpetrated on us by Charlie Brooker
September 29, 2025 at 10:21 AM
Hey do you guys wanna see the most cursed fucking thing you've ever seen in your life? No? Well fuck you look at this anyway
September 25, 2025 at 11:04 PM
Finding out I can look up my BlueSky gamerscore is going to be absolutely atrocious for my mental health
September 24, 2025 at 12:30 PM
Feels like I'm tempting fate by saying this, but I'm not super scared of an ascendant right-wing debate bro who, at any moment, may have to leave to go accompany Merry and Pippin to Isengard
September 24, 2025 at 7:40 AM
Me the first time I see a protest sign that looks a little too Wooferendum-coded
September 18, 2025 at 3:33 PM
My official apology
September 18, 2025 at 2:40 PM
This part was absolutely incredible. "I am a vibe coder, I harness the power of AI to 10x my skills and productivity, I am the future of AI/human interaction, I am so unskilled I cannot even be trusted to look up Youtube tutorials on my own"
September 16, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I swear to god if THIS is how we find out witchcraft is real
September 10, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Went to dig around in this company's website and it really cannot be undersold just how shitty the slop they're peddling is. They've set up Insta accounts for some of their 'top' AI influencers and the videos they're posting this month look like they were made using 2023 tech.
September 10, 2025 at 12:51 AM
September 1, 2025 at 3:18 PM
Also here's an image from the musical version of Casino Royale they did if you would like to have some more very intense feelings about women
August 31, 2025 at 2:34 PM
The Takarazuka Revue! Some cursory googling shows that I think this might actually be from a different show, but they are, right now, putting on an all-female Castlevania musical
August 31, 2025 at 2:28 PM