Ben Breiner
benbreiner.bsky.social
Ben Breiner
@benbreiner.bsky.social
I'm here for the food and the sports. Please have tacos.
"If I were a Gritty man
I wouldn't have to work hard
Ya ba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dibba dum
If I were a Gritty Gritty rich
Idle-diddle-didle-didle man"
February 6, 2026 at 2:44 PM
Spent wholly too much time yelling "South Carolina" in the most disappointed fans before if was finally said. Good podcast.
February 5, 2026 at 3:33 PM
Wait … holy hell
January 31, 2026 at 3:07 AM
“Hey now, if you don’t settle down, you’re gonna catch a lute-fist to the beak”
January 30, 2026 at 9:02 PM
You progressive militant, you
January 30, 2026 at 6:36 PM
For a moment I was like "wait, where did Jeff Monken go?"
January 29, 2026 at 10:10 PM
... well done! Sore just reading that.
January 28, 2026 at 9:43 PM
Looking forward to how you work “horse piss” into this story as well
January 27, 2026 at 10:02 PM
The fact they're making the local anchors mention it over and over feels rude.
January 26, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Every time it’s just like, this isn’t that hard and you already numerically graded soft skills for them! And then a coach is trusting AI to project stats which it would def just equivocate about.
January 26, 2026 at 2:04 AM
That movie was both excellent and leads to people looking strangely at you when you tell them what it was about. Quality film!
January 22, 2026 at 4:00 PM
Need to dig through and see what I need to catch up on. And the schedule is getting crowded because we have a local art house theater that is showing a bunch of old Robert Redford movies (and “Do The Right Thing” in a few weeks)
January 22, 2026 at 3:08 PM
I was hoping It Was Just An Accident would get nominated to improve the chances it would return to theaters so I could catch it. Dang.
January 22, 2026 at 2:43 PM
(And then going home, not showering and listening to the radio replay of the game)
January 21, 2026 at 5:00 PM
The first time one of my teams won a title, there was jumping around, followed by spraying someone with $5 champaign, getting the rest of it dumped on me, then turning down a ride home to jump a train to the city where the team played just to drunkenly wander through crowds and burning trash cans
January 21, 2026 at 4:59 PM
And then ...
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 AM