Look at this picture of Caitlyn Jenne…oh wait. Wrong photo, I can hardly see a difference between Caitlyn Jenner and Melania Trump.

They actually did Mel a favor by choosing that shot. Melania looks even more haggard and more masculine in this other one.

But Melania is first “lady” and I suspect that’s pretty close.

We’ve never had a trans president, but Melania Trump is First “Lady” and I suspect that’s pretty close.

Karoline Leavitt has a super long philtrum. That is to say, her nose is super far from her thin lips, like a monkey. I feel like I can say that because she did that to herself. Her nose wasn’t like that on her original face, pre-nose job.

The Epstein birthday message is not bawdy, it's creepy, especially if you know (as Epstein probably did and may have told Tr*mp back when that one had his wits about him) that "enigma" is an anagram of "gamine", a young, playful, female street urchin - a textbook description of their victims.

Caring about white supremacist tears is why the left fails.

Then kudos to her makeup artists who did all of the heavy lifting starting with such a subpar canvas.

She’s not pretty. She’s just wearing makeup.

I wouldn’t be surprised if it comes out that she’s the one who put in the hit.

My bet is on JD Vance or stephen miller and yes, I remember that they are currently married to other women…non-aryan-looking women.

I won’t be surprised if we one day find out that she’s the one who put out the hit.

I won’t be surprised if we one day find out that she’s the one who put out the hit.

And the Academy Award goes to…✉️

Kimmel's only response should be clips of republicans literally doing exactly what he claimed - saying or hoping the shooter wasn't one of theirs even before he was captured, like when the maga governor of Utah said he'd been praying for 30+ hrs that he wasn't one of theirs, proving Kimmel's point.

“I don’t understand why you don’t want to commit violence against your political opponents. Why do you call us fascist?”