benderwasright.bsky.social
@benderwasright.bsky.social
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How did the world let 200 calorie pizzas flop?! These were delicious!
January 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
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Look at this picture of Caitlyn Jenne…oh wait. Wrong photo, I can hardly see a difference between Caitlyn Jenner and Melania Trump.
January 23, 2025 at 6:55 AM
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The people who accuse a different first lady of having masculine features even though she doesn’t completely ignore this entire male face. I wonder why. Melania is a man!
April 26, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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They actually did Mel a favor by choosing that shot. Melania looks even more haggard and more masculine in this other one.
April 27, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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But Melania is first “lady” and I suspect that’s pretty close.
May 3, 2025 at 9:56 PM
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We’ve never had a trans president, but Melania Trump is First “Lady” and I suspect that’s pretty close.
May 3, 2025 at 9:59 PM
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I watch enough Dateline to know that this is performative overcompensation. Never got that tear out.
Erika Kirk, Charlie Kirk’s wife, says she forgives the man who assassinated her husband:

“That young man, I forgive him”
September 22, 2025 at 1:03 AM
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Well, well, well
September 23, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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The Epstein birthday message is not bawdy, it's creepy, especially if you know (as Epstein probably did and may have told Tr*mp back when that one had his wits about him) that "enigma" is an anagram of "gamine", a young, playful, female street urchin - a textbook description of their victims.
September 22, 2025 at 12:28 PM
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September 22, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Caring about white supremacist tears is why the left fails.
September 21, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Charlie Kirk did not have the brain processing power to otherwise be taken really seriously. Charlie Kirk had to go steal an Asian person’s slot to be taken somewhat seriously.
September 21, 2025 at 5:30 AM
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September 20, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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“I don’t understand why you don’t want to commit violence against your political opponents. Why do you call us fascist?”
September 19, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Homeless people are people.

(I think republicans need to hear this message).
September 20, 2025 at 3:23 PM
🎶 So the FCC won't let me be. Or let me be me, so let me see...
September 19, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I’m calling it now. JD Vance will leave Usha Vance for Erika Kirk.
September 16, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Evangelicals want New Testament grace for themselves while open carrying Old Testament God against everyone else.
September 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
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June 12, 2025 at 11:33 AM
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Many mastered the African languages in childhood cause that's what black nanny spoke.
Language doesn't = integration.
May 13, 2025 at 11:46 PM
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Just hit me that the importing of white folks from South Africa and exporting of brown people is actually, literally an attempt at a great replacement
May 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
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REFUGEE: "We'd like asylum in the United States."

ASYLUM HOTLINE: "We're full. Not taking any more."

REFUGEE: "We're white."

ASYLUM HOTLINE: "How soon can you get here?"
May 13, 2025 at 5:58 PM