Ben
@benhampson.bsky.social
Working on myself. Would appreciate some grace, because my workshop is all messed up.
Could I find a Fiverr contractor to translate stupid into English?
November 13, 2024 at 12:17 AM
Could I find a Fiverr contractor to translate stupid into English?
Wanna guess this criminal’s political affiliation?
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Republican, DUH.
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Republican, DUH.
May 29, 2024 at 12:00 AM
Wanna guess this criminal’s political affiliation?
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Republican, DUH.
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Republican, DUH.
“Old person - who has literally always been out of touch - is secretly a conservative because she wants to keep her money”
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Judge Judy delivers scathing verdict on America's out-of-control crime
The veteran reality TV star said the country is in worse shape than it was 30 years ago because 'a small group of people who have very loud voices created a scenario where bad people got rewarded'.
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May 27, 2024 at 10:01 PM
“Old person - who has literally always been out of touch - is secretly a conservative because she wants to keep her money”
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“Who could have predicted this?”
Pro-life party, you’re killing wanted babies.
#prolife #abortionishealthcare
Pro-life party, you’re killing wanted babies.
#prolife #abortionishealthcare
April 20, 2024 at 3:16 AM
“Who could have predicted this?”
Pro-life party, you’re killing wanted babies.
#prolife #abortionishealthcare
Pro-life party, you’re killing wanted babies.
#prolife #abortionishealthcare
Y’all remember this guy? From a few years ago?
In my recollection, he used to have biting commentary on the general atmosphere and social topics. Objectively good satire.
Well, I’m sorry to inform you, he took a HARD right.
It’s insufferable now. The worst attempt at comedy I’ve seen.
In my recollection, he used to have biting commentary on the general atmosphere and social topics. Objectively good satire.
Well, I’m sorry to inform you, he took a HARD right.
It’s insufferable now. The worst attempt at comedy I’ve seen.
April 6, 2024 at 6:32 PM
Y’all remember this guy? From a few years ago?
In my recollection, he used to have biting commentary on the general atmosphere and social topics. Objectively good satire.
Well, I’m sorry to inform you, he took a HARD right.
It’s insufferable now. The worst attempt at comedy I’ve seen.
In my recollection, he used to have biting commentary on the general atmosphere and social topics. Objectively good satire.
Well, I’m sorry to inform you, he took a HARD right.
It’s insufferable now. The worst attempt at comedy I’ve seen.
I just saw Lara Trump try to convince me to donate to her rapist father-in-law, right as I was trying to watch the newest A Closer Look with Seth Meyers.
So if you’d like to know how gutting the RNC is going, it’s going SWELL.
So if you’d like to know how gutting the RNC is going, it’s going SWELL.
April 4, 2024 at 1:30 AM
I just saw Lara Trump try to convince me to donate to her rapist father-in-law, right as I was trying to watch the newest A Closer Look with Seth Meyers.
So if you’d like to know how gutting the RNC is going, it’s going SWELL.
So if you’d like to know how gutting the RNC is going, it’s going SWELL.
I think, if you’re a Christian who is upset about #TransDayofVisibility falling on Easter, you may need to learn more about your religion before getting upset that your holiday is on a different Sunday every year.
April 1, 2024 at 2:11 AM
I think, if you’re a Christian who is upset about #TransDayofVisibility falling on Easter, you may need to learn more about your religion before getting upset that your holiday is on a different Sunday every year.
I’ll bet Donald Trump is relieved he can pick social media back up after a successful Lenten season of rejecting his baser instincts of pride, arrogance, egocentrism, and utter stupidity.
April 1, 2024 at 1:37 AM
I’ll bet Donald Trump is relieved he can pick social media back up after a successful Lenten season of rejecting his baser instincts of pride, arrogance, egocentrism, and utter stupidity.
@washingtonpost.com
Your headline is wrong.
If you want to use that picture, here’s your headline:
“Bloviating and Winded Loser Attempts to be Relevant Again”
Or: “Federally Indicted Former President Does Not Understand Anything About the Religion He Claims”
Your headline is wrong.
If you want to use that picture, here’s your headline:
“Bloviating and Winded Loser Attempts to be Relevant Again”
Or: “Federally Indicted Former President Does Not Understand Anything About the Religion He Claims”
April 1, 2024 at 1:32 AM
@washingtonpost.com
Your headline is wrong.
If you want to use that picture, here’s your headline:
“Bloviating and Winded Loser Attempts to be Relevant Again”
Or: “Federally Indicted Former President Does Not Understand Anything About the Religion He Claims”
Your headline is wrong.
If you want to use that picture, here’s your headline:
“Bloviating and Winded Loser Attempts to be Relevant Again”
Or: “Federally Indicted Former President Does Not Understand Anything About the Religion He Claims”
We’re worried about AI actors and yet Sir Alec Guinness once played 8 unique members of one family in a film, one of whom was a woman.
And that film is in black and white.
And that film is in black and white.
March 31, 2024 at 3:46 AM
We’re worried about AI actors and yet Sir Alec Guinness once played 8 unique members of one family in a film, one of whom was a woman.
And that film is in black and white.
And that film is in black and white.
So the 2020 election WAS stolen!
March 29, 2024 at 1:24 AM
So the 2020 election WAS stolen!
Always bother
can be both
(It's always both)
(It's always both)
March 28, 2024 at 1:54 AM
Always bother
Reposted by Ben
can be both
(It's always both)
(It's always both)
March 28, 2024 at 1:27 AM
can be both
(It's always both)
(It's always both)
I want to live in an America where the candidate for president of one of the two parties is hawking Bibles in his attempt to pay off fines and fees related to him being a convicted fraud and rapist.
That’s such a fun America.
That’s such a fun America.
March 28, 2024 at 12:50 AM
I want to live in an America where the candidate for president of one of the two parties is hawking Bibles in his attempt to pay off fines and fees related to him being a convicted fraud and rapist.
That’s such a fun America.
That’s such a fun America.
Well Nate Bargatze last night was amazing
March 26, 2024 at 4:02 AM
Well Nate Bargatze last night was amazing
Folks, never correctly gender anyone ever again
- fcking geez
- fcking geez
March 22, 2024 at 8:35 AM
Folks, never correctly gender anyone ever again
- fcking geez
- fcking geez
I will put this on my next job application
Take that, Molly
Take that, Molly
March 22, 2024 at 4:45 AM
I will put this on my next job application
Take that, Molly
Take that, Molly
Good evening, everyone
It’s been about a week since I’ve removed myself from social media.
But I have a very important message: I am sorry. Unequivocally, no strings. 1/?
It’s been about a week since I’ve removed myself from social media.
But I have a very important message: I am sorry. Unequivocally, no strings. 1/?
March 22, 2024 at 3:56 AM
Good evening, everyone
It’s been about a week since I’ve removed myself from social media.
But I have a very important message: I am sorry. Unequivocally, no strings. 1/?
It’s been about a week since I’ve removed myself from social media.
But I have a very important message: I am sorry. Unequivocally, no strings. 1/?
Hey folks!
I need to apologize.
In my attempt to be an ally, I fucked up, and bigly.
I was misogynistic.
I was transphobic.
I victim-blamed.
I do not attempt to confine or confirm.
(Due to character restrictions, I’ll continue in a follow-up).
I need to apologize.
In my attempt to be an ally, I fucked up, and bigly.
I was misogynistic.
I was transphobic.
I victim-blamed.
I do not attempt to confine or confirm.
(Due to character restrictions, I’ll continue in a follow-up).
March 15, 2024 at 2:42 AM
Hey folks!
I need to apologize.
In my attempt to be an ally, I fucked up, and bigly.
I was misogynistic.
I was transphobic.
I victim-blamed.
I do not attempt to confine or confirm.
(Due to character restrictions, I’ll continue in a follow-up).
I need to apologize.
In my attempt to be an ally, I fucked up, and bigly.
I was misogynistic.
I was transphobic.
I victim-blamed.
I do not attempt to confine or confirm.
(Due to character restrictions, I’ll continue in a follow-up).
Whew, how’s your Thursday going 😅
March 14, 2024 at 4:02 PM
Whew, how’s your Thursday going 😅
My internal dialogue is literally Molly
No one gives a shit Ben- genuinely
March 14, 2024 at 8:51 AM
My internal dialogue is literally Molly
My 4-year-old: Can we please watch Dylan?
Me: Dylan who?
Him: Dylan with the cookies. EGG-GEE!
Me: Oh, Dylan Hollis. Yeap, one sec.
Me: Dylan who?
Him: Dylan with the cookies. EGG-GEE!
Me: Oh, Dylan Hollis. Yeap, one sec.
March 14, 2024 at 1:10 AM
My 4-year-old: Can we please watch Dylan?
Me: Dylan who?
Him: Dylan with the cookies. EGG-GEE!
Me: Oh, Dylan Hollis. Yeap, one sec.
Me: Dylan who?
Him: Dylan with the cookies. EGG-GEE!
Me: Oh, Dylan Hollis. Yeap, one sec.
We’re in Year 4, where he sing-songs his crimes in realtime.
parenting, year 0: “an unexplained noise! I must investigate immediately!”
parenting, year 7: “nobody is screaming bloody murder, it’s probably fine”
parenting, year 7: “nobody is screaming bloody murder, it’s probably fine”
March 13, 2024 at 1:55 AM
We’re in Year 4, where he sing-songs his crimes in realtime.