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Working on myself. Would appreciate some grace, because my workshop is all messed up.
I found Waldo
November 15, 2024 at 4:00 PM
Then at least do The Office gag, and quote the quote.
November 15, 2024 at 3:58 PM
Oh you’re STUPID stupid.

That’s sad.

Are you still wondering why your kids don’t call?
November 13, 2024 at 12:18 AM
Before we continue, imma need you to post a picture of your high school diploma.

It’s just not morally correct for me to obliterate a high schooler.
November 13, 2024 at 12:16 AM
I’m not sure which is more impressive

Your overly simplistic summary of the 1940s conflict, or your overly simplistic summary of Israel breaking international law on a repeated basis for decades.
November 13, 2024 at 12:14 AM
“I support genocide” is shorter and more efficient for the next time you’d like to be publicly stupid.
November 13, 2024 at 12:12 AM
Ah, I see where your lack of education failed you.

In the following post, I referred to Palestine in much the same way that one might refer to Westfalia - that is - a region of an area.

Christian theologians have admitted Jesus was Palestinian for centuries.

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Palestine existed before the state of Israel did.

Or are you only thinking back to October of last year.

But surely Israel stayed on its own demarcated land.

Kid, I have news for you.

When you create terrorists, don’t be surprised when you’re attacked by terrorists.
November 13, 2024 at 12:11 AM
Please note that I’ve accepted your “historical reality” tangent.

And if you need to change this tangent, please let me know. Y’all are historically very hard to pin down, so I just want to make sure I’m destroying you in your chosen field.
November 13, 2024 at 12:07 AM
No one ever argued that a “Palestinian State” previously existed.

Just like no one ever argues a Celtic state or a Gaulish state existed.

But - also - Israel never existed.

Not prior to our invention of it.

So will I need to assume you’re from Alabama, or can we continue this adult conversation.
November 13, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Hi, NJ! I don’t know how I saw this, but could you please direct me to your definition of “financial trauma” in this context?

For example, I am aware of the destruction of Black Wall Street, and the likes across America.

Or perhaps generational financial trauma?

Glad to learn!
August 14, 2024 at 12:40 AM
Oh yeah, you need a guy friend. DM me.
August 14, 2024 at 12:35 AM
Daviz, your wife left you for this reason.

This is why your siblings don’t text.

Do you need help? DMs are open.
August 14, 2024 at 12:34 AM
Did the sensitive Brit like this, too?
August 14, 2024 at 12:30 AM
The other upset Brit blocked me. It’s all you guy.
August 14, 2024 at 12:26 AM
The Brit blocked me, before he could clarify.

But he thinks the green left isn’t left enough, because a more left turn exists.

What a shame that we also have stupid people on the left.
August 14, 2024 at 12:25 AM
Hey, Jack.
I get you’re from a backwards country, but hear me out.

Look at the below diagram.

Are you seriously saying the green arrow isn’t left, just because there’s a more left route.

Or are Brits this fucking stupid.
August 14, 2024 at 12:23 AM
It must hurt to look down when you change your diaper.
August 14, 2024 at 12:18 AM
See… what I did there? I used you being continually stupid and your dialect to mock you.
August 14, 2024 at 12:17 AM
It’s ok - you can change your TROUSERS.
August 14, 2024 at 12:17 AM
If only you weren’t so pretentious, we might get along. I’m an American leftist.

And you’re a British fool who only serves to convince stupids to vote conservative.

I’m sure you’re FUN at parties.
August 14, 2024 at 12:17 AM
I’m sorry you don’t speak English.
August 14, 2024 at 12:15 AM
Aund euntirely cluueless.

I had to translate for the Brits.
August 14, 2024 at 12:15 AM
That’s true. I fail about as hard as y’all did when you couldn’t keep 13 colonies in check.

(Y’all is slang for “you all”, and I’m using it to indicate your bitchiness.)
August 14, 2024 at 12:14 AM
I’m sorry you’re upset.

See, I’m actually part British.
August 14, 2024 at 12:13 AM