Ben
@benhixon.bsky.social
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Gay married southerner with woods and pets. Welcome to my livejournal. Read it or don't read it idc. If I haven’t independently verified your identity then I will assume you’re an LLM.
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benhixon.bsky.social
Never forget the old world adversaries stirring this pot behind the scenes. A nudge here, a poke there, just the right misinfo in just the right spot.

We didn't get here alone. We were HERDED, like fucking SHEEP, by ancient grinning oversea jackals sharpening their teeth and measuring our entrails.
benhixon.bsky.social
that's not true you fucking foreign bot. get the fuck out of our politics you fucking satanic robo-mud-bitch. #bot
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courtneyvaughn.bsky.social
Streets are still closed off in front of the Portland ICE facility at 8:30pm. Protesters have gathered on a side street. Dance party in progress.
benhixon.bsky.social
Tracking down and unmasking these people will be the life’s work of many great Americans. The next generation of Nazi Hunters will have been raised on video games and online dating. Your masks will barely slow us down, motherfuckers.
johnpfaff.bsky.social
Um, ICE just coldly shot an unarmed PRIEST in the head w a pepper ball when he (and everyone around him) clearly posed no threat.

For the crime of … complaining about government policy.

Core 1A speech.

With cameras rolling, they’re sniping priests for sport.
flglchicago.bsky.social
Here’s video of the incident
benhixon.bsky.social
hey, can you do me a favor and answer the parenthetical question that I just asked her?
benhixon.bsky.social
even coworkers who hate each other still have to text each other for (oh and btw aruac3po?) normal work related stuff. do you think they should be cussing each other out while they text each other to ask if that parking spot is taken or is the bathroom still out of order?
benhixon.bsky.social
american history students in the future will read excerpts of these transcripts for homework
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whstancil.bsky.social
Remember when the Boston Globe ran this supposedly over-the-top front page to attack the idea of Trump ever being president, and now this is just the news every day? We've fallen so, so far because of this man
benhixon.bsky.social
Hey @Europe. When this happened to y'all, 75+ M people died. We're doing okay so far in comparison - we still have freedom of speech and assembly, for now, and we're using them - but we wouldn't mind your help over here. Send journalists and maybe shutdown assistance, yeah? Food, rent, legal aid?
benhixon.bsky.social
y'all, Nick Freitas in Culpeper used to compare us to Stalin just for supporting the medicaid expansion.
benhixon.bsky.social
the VAGOP is about to spend seven figures whining about their AG being compared to stalin, hitler, and pol pot.

All while the news coverage is dominated by the anti-obamacare shutdown, Stephen Miller's face, masked secret police rounding up the UnAmericans, and Texan militiamen invading Chicago.
benhixon.bsky.social
so Bernie made the same joke in 2018. It was in the Office. it goes at least as far back as the 1950s Dodgers about a guy who's now in the Hall of Fame. It's a nothingberger. If anything, it's a back-handed compliment.

The child-murder stuff I frankly don't believe. Too many bots spreading it.
benhixon.bsky.social
damn, that's a headline
benhixon.bsky.social
feels like there's a loophole there - the president could just lie and say he didn't know about it. that's what Trump would do. Better to be safe and just let the next president decide in all cases.
benhixon.bsky.social
so it turns out this guy Walter O'Malley is in the baseball fame and last year his name got added to the Ring of Honor at Dodger Stadium. It's almost like ... those jokers didn't actually want to shoot him. Almost like ... it was a figure of speech not meant to be taken literally, or something.
benhixon.bsky.social
according to Lincoln Mitchell, "Every Brooklynite of that era knew that if you were stuck in a room with Hitler, Stalin, Walter O’Malley and only two bullets, the right thing to do was to shoot O’Malley twice"

backstoryradio.org/blog/did-wal...
benhixon.bsky.social
Look, @sanders.senate.gov made the same joke back in 2018! Bernie, no!
benhixon.bsky.social
i'm already depressed
benhixon.bsky.social
No law enforcement officer may wear a mask while exercising the power of their office.
benhixon.bsky.social
No more shadow docket decisions.