ben a.
@benjamimmmmm.bsky.social
Love music and sports, hate markets and capitalism, have never read a book
This looks exactly how I would look trying to hammer in a nail with my left hand, but I'm not left handed.
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
November 15, 2025 at 11:19 PM
This looks exactly how I would look trying to hammer in a nail with my left hand, but I'm not left handed.
Listening to Cursive's Domestica for the first time in decades and trying to figure out how I got so into this album when I was 16.
November 3, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Listening to Cursive's Domestica for the first time in decades and trying to figure out how I got so into this album when I was 16.
Absolutely wild how many full grown adults at the "no filming, the lights are going to be fully off" autechure show still insisted on filming.
October 28, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Absolutely wild how many full grown adults at the "no filming, the lights are going to be fully off" autechure show still insisted on filming.
I can directly measure the amount of "sports are back" by how much I'm absolutely yelling at my tv.
August 17, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I can directly measure the amount of "sports are back" by how much I'm absolutely yelling at my tv.
Aloha, the angel from my nightmare
August 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Aloha, the angel from my nightmare
Real G's move in silence like Gjon Arbuckle
August 10, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Real G's move in silence like Gjon Arbuckle
ABBA: All Bops Bare Astards
August 10, 2025 at 3:03 AM
ABBA: All Bops Bare Astards
The drummer on the Mario Kart World soundtrack absolutely went off. It's like 3+ continuous hours of a guy going "yeah, I've heard this before, but let me try something" and pulling it off every time. It's just very very good.
August 6, 2025 at 4:44 AM
The drummer on the Mario Kart World soundtrack absolutely went off. It's like 3+ continuous hours of a guy going "yeah, I've heard this before, but let me try something" and pulling it off every time. It's just very very good.
The thing about Joey Chestnut is that, even by the standards of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, he simply doesn't have to do all that.
July 5, 2025 at 3:33 PM
The thing about Joey Chestnut is that, even by the standards of the Nathan's Hot Dog Eating Contest, he simply doesn't have to do all that.
Is Robert De Niro a good actor, or does he just have an interesting face?
June 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
Is Robert De Niro a good actor, or does he just have an interesting face?
The bad kid in middle school told me Ronald McDonald had his bottom two McRibs surgically removed.
May 19, 2025 at 12:48 AM
The bad kid in middle school told me Ronald McDonald had his bottom two McRibs surgically removed.
Wait, the femputer from Futurama was Bea Arthur? How am I just finding this out?
May 8, 2025 at 2:23 AM
Wait, the femputer from Futurama was Bea Arthur? How am I just finding this out?
I'm now officially 400 pages into The Power Broker, and my opinion is still "guy's kind of an asshole, but I'm kind of rooting for him to do better." Like I'm not going to become a Robert Moses guy, I know where this goes, it's just a testament to how good the book is.
May 3, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I'm now officially 400 pages into The Power Broker, and my opinion is still "guy's kind of an asshole, but I'm kind of rooting for him to do better." Like I'm not going to become a Robert Moses guy, I know where this goes, it's just a testament to how good the book is.
"He was obviously very ill, I can't stress enough that he was very ill, you all saw it!"
April 21, 2025 at 12:06 PM
"He was obviously very ill, I can't stress enough that he was very ill, you all saw it!"
Finally got to the part of the book where Robert Moses says his catchphrase "I'm da power broker, baby!"
April 20, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Finally got to the part of the book where Robert Moses says his catchphrase "I'm da power broker, baby!"
Love finding a very long Zelda geography video by a guy who seems extremely normal enough, and also encourages you to fall asleep watching the video. Also loves saying "very deep lore".
April 19, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Love finding a very long Zelda geography video by a guy who seems extremely normal enough, and also encourages you to fall asleep watching the video. Also loves saying "very deep lore".
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I will probably never figure this out. I keep watching it so maybe. It's got a lot of good things going for it. But like... Is it good?
Gun to my head, I couldn't tell you if Westworld is a good TV show or not.
February 11, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I will probably never figure this out. I keep watching it so maybe. It's got a lot of good things going for it. But like... Is it good?
Gun to my head, I couldn't tell you if Westworld is a good TV show or not.
January 31, 2025 at 5:10 AM
Gun to my head, I couldn't tell you if Westworld is a good TV show or not.
Bert and Ernie dress like a late 2010's emo band.
December 20, 2024 at 2:40 AM
Bert and Ernie dress like a late 2010's emo band.
The fact that, to the best of my knowledge, Toshiro Mifune doesn't have "like a whole deal" is just one more reason why Yojimbo is better than A Fistful of Dollars.
November 30, 2024 at 4:06 AM
The fact that, to the best of my knowledge, Toshiro Mifune doesn't have "like a whole deal" is just one more reason why Yojimbo is better than A Fistful of Dollars.
Bob Balaban the Builder
November 17, 2024 at 12:13 AM
Bob Balaban the Builder
David Foster Gromit
November 16, 2024 at 8:55 PM
David Foster Gromit
It's cazy that people still love The Godfather when the fight choreography is so bad.
November 15, 2024 at 7:32 AM
It's cazy that people still love The Godfather when the fight choreography is so bad.