Benjammin' Bong Hits
@benjamminweed.bsky.social
pot growing leftist basement dweller
You guys remember an hour ago when we thought it might have happened? Good times.
December 12, 2025 at 11:57 PM
You guys remember an hour ago when we thought it might have happened? Good times.
Guy at work on the phone w his gf:
Okay I'll talk to you later. Bye.
Me:
Hey fellas, this piece of shit doesn't love his girlfriend!
Okay I'll talk to you later. Bye.
Me:
Hey fellas, this piece of shit doesn't love his girlfriend!
December 12, 2025 at 9:33 PM
Guy at work on the phone w his gf:
Okay I'll talk to you later. Bye.
Me:
Hey fellas, this piece of shit doesn't love his girlfriend!
Okay I'll talk to you later. Bye.
Me:
Hey fellas, this piece of shit doesn't love his girlfriend!
I like when rappers sound scared...like there's an impending doom. Nobody does it better than Ghost Face Killah.
December 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
I like when rappers sound scared...like there's an impending doom. Nobody does it better than Ghost Face Killah.
We lost our way when we started selling weed in the same wall hook bags that we sell gummy bears
December 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
We lost our way when we started selling weed in the same wall hook bags that we sell gummy bears
Looove yooou
December 10, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Looove yooou
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: daft punk doing dabs :
🎶POT🎶 🎶 ROBOT POT🎶
🎶POT🎶 🎶 ROBOT POT🎶
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
: daft punk doing dabs :
🎶POT🎶 🎶 ROBOT POT🎶
🎶POT🎶 🎶 ROBOT POT🎶
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If it ain't broke, just pretend it was. The customer will never admit to a user error.
December 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
If it ain't broke, just pretend it was. The customer will never admit to a user error.
: daft punk doing dabs :
🎶POT🎶 🎶 ROBOT POT🎶
🎶POT🎶 🎶 ROBOT POT🎶
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
: daft punk doing dabs :
🎶POT🎶 🎶 ROBOT POT🎶
🎶POT🎶 🎶 ROBOT POT🎶
I'm quitting smoking through vaping and it's working, but JFC these disposable things are ridiculous. They have a full ass fireworks display of a screen that bleeds 2% battery every hit. And then I'm supposed to just throw it away? We're a trash society.
November 24, 2025 at 8:23 PM
I'm quitting smoking through vaping and it's working, but JFC these disposable things are ridiculous. They have a full ass fireworks display of a screen that bleeds 2% battery every hit. And then I'm supposed to just throw it away? We're a trash society.
Me listening to Jump by Van Halen:
synthesizers were a mistake
Me listening to All I Want by LCD Soundsystem when the synth solo goes off:
*cries single tear*
synthesizers were a mistake
Me listening to All I Want by LCD Soundsystem when the synth solo goes off:
*cries single tear*
November 22, 2025 at 7:23 PM
Me listening to Jump by Van Halen:
synthesizers were a mistake
Me listening to All I Want by LCD Soundsystem when the synth solo goes off:
*cries single tear*
synthesizers were a mistake
Me listening to All I Want by LCD Soundsystem when the synth solo goes off:
*cries single tear*
We fucked up as a species by not hibernating for the winter. That sounds a-fucking-mazing right about now.
November 12, 2025 at 2:33 AM
We fucked up as a species by not hibernating for the winter. That sounds a-fucking-mazing right about now.
That extra hour of sleep really wiped me out
November 3, 2025 at 1:18 AM
That extra hour of sleep really wiped me out
The VVitch (2015) is a thanksgiving film
November 1, 2025 at 5:55 PM
The VVitch (2015) is a thanksgiving film
"IYKYK"
FUCK YOU GIVE ME ALL THE INFORMATION!
FUCK YOU GIVE ME ALL THE INFORMATION!
November 1, 2025 at 4:27 AM
"IYKYK"
FUCK YOU GIVE ME ALL THE INFORMATION!
FUCK YOU GIVE ME ALL THE INFORMATION!
Where'd Carl go?
October 25, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Where'd Carl go?
Saying "orange man" is cringe on it's face, but the deeper implication is that they're Harry Potter adults and think that saying his real name gives him power and that's unforgivable levels of cringe.
October 25, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Saying "orange man" is cringe on it's face, but the deeper implication is that they're Harry Potter adults and think that saying his real name gives him power and that's unforgivable levels of cringe.
Watching the Jimmy Fallon reality show and I'm definitely cancelling my cable plan tomorrow to ensure this never happens again.
October 25, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Watching the Jimmy Fallon reality show and I'm definitely cancelling my cable plan tomorrow to ensure this never happens again.
It's spooky season and this might be the best caption ever
![Bad photo of a TV playing The VVitch: Young girl with lantern walking towards camera
Caption: [ominous farm animal sounds]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7mrq2di5qpsdbn5wxqsbwy5t/bafkreibxej7bwf5hgrdp2kuq4cpmv5ldhs5bopg7yabwvjgfpslvsfnb6u@jpeg)
October 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
It's spooky season and this might be the best caption ever
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I’m cool with using LLMs for stuff like “writing regexes” but why would I use them to do things my brain actually likes doing and finds rewarding?
why would I outsource eating a really good hamburger to someone else? that’s my fucking hamburger
why would I outsource eating a really good hamburger to someone else? that’s my fucking hamburger
October 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
I’m cool with using LLMs for stuff like “writing regexes” but why would I use them to do things my brain actually likes doing and finds rewarding?
why would I outsource eating a really good hamburger to someone else? that’s my fucking hamburger
why would I outsource eating a really good hamburger to someone else? that’s my fucking hamburger
The song "Touch It" by Daft Punk is just a really long Carlin bit.
October 3, 2025 at 11:33 PM
The song "Touch It" by Daft Punk is just a really long Carlin bit.
Elect me and I will make a sustained 2-beer-buzz a reality.
October 1, 2025 at 12:42 AM
Elect me and I will make a sustained 2-beer-buzz a reality.
6 month haircut
September 28, 2025 at 8:01 PM
6 month haircut