Benji
@benkeyboardlord.bsky.social
Senior software engineer. Fledgling Rustacean. 🦀 Working on some atproto app that’s taking forever. Veteran. Movie and video game nerd. Mundus sine Caesaribus.
Cheaper Cheetos can’t be good for my health.
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Cheaper Cheetos can’t be good for my health.
Trump condoms preloaded with syphilis.
February 4, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Trump condoms preloaded with syphilis.
Why did Melania bomb so hard? Was Jared Leto in it?
February 2, 2026 at 4:10 AM
Why did Melania bomb so hard? Was Jared Leto in it?
Damn! Rep Omar was gonna fuck that idiot up!
January 28, 2026 at 11:24 PM
Damn! Rep Omar was gonna fuck that idiot up!
I would not have watched ‘Stranger News Worlds’ if Holly Hunter wasn’t in Starfleet Academy.
January 25, 2026 at 12:53 AM
I would not have watched ‘Stranger News Worlds’ if Holly Hunter wasn’t in Starfleet Academy.
It’s almost as if the interests of a person in power don’t align with the people then the people get fucked over. Who could have fucking guessed.
January 25, 2026 at 12:42 AM
It’s almost as if the interests of a person in power don’t align with the people then the people get fucked over. Who could have fucking guessed.
Where the fuck are all our retired statesman? Clinton, Bush, Obama?!? Stand the fuck up!
January 25, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Where the fuck are all our retired statesman? Clinton, Bush, Obama?!? Stand the fuck up!
No, an ice storm isn’t about to ravage a large swath of the country. It’s a ‘Gestapo’ storm that will be causing massive issues.
January 24, 2026 at 2:06 PM
No, an ice storm isn’t about to ravage a large swath of the country. It’s a ‘Gestapo’ storm that will be causing massive issues.
I stopped reading political cartoons because of how angry and sad they make me.
January 24, 2026 at 12:20 PM
I stopped reading political cartoons because of how angry and sad they make me.
Board of Peace is like that super hero team whose members are named after just a primary color and some sort of creature and they don’t have powers.
January 23, 2026 at 8:25 PM
Board of Peace is like that super hero team whose members are named after just a primary color and some sort of creature and they don’t have powers.
If I could time travel I would use it to win more arguments with my spouse. Not more than half. Just more. Or some.
January 23, 2026 at 4:15 PM
If I could time travel I would use it to win more arguments with my spouse. Not more than half. Just more. Or some.
To call Alyson Hannigan “that star from American Pie” is an insult. She has so many more awesome credits.
January 21, 2026 at 11:49 PM
To call Alyson Hannigan “that star from American Pie” is an insult. She has so many more awesome credits.
Any dem that votes to find DHS deserves to be primaried from the left.
January 21, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Any dem that votes to find DHS deserves to be primaried from the left.
This era is like US democracy finally got passed over to QA and they are giving all bad inputs but they are passing increasingly bad results that some how passed the ‘Checks and Balances’ tests.
January 21, 2026 at 12:29 PM
This era is like US democracy finally got passed over to QA and they are giving all bad inputs but they are passing increasingly bad results that some how passed the ‘Checks and Balances’ tests.
Anyone who voted for Trump should have to listen to his press briefings. This man has no concept of reality.
January 21, 2026 at 2:21 AM
Anyone who voted for Trump should have to listen to his press briefings. This man has no concept of reality.
Cheeto Corleone held up a photo of someone with a meager 25 convictions. What a joke we have become.
January 21, 2026 at 12:00 AM
Cheeto Corleone held up a photo of someone with a meager 25 convictions. What a joke we have become.
Ask not what your elected officials can do for you, ask how much you can Venmo them for their re-election campaign!
January 20, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Ask not what your elected officials can do for you, ask how much you can Venmo them for their re-election campaign!
We find ourselves on the brink of WWIII and the only off ramp is a grainy VHS of a 79 yo committing crimes against children and, Jesus Christ, get me outta this nightmare.
January 15, 2026 at 2:05 AM
We find ourselves on the brink of WWIII and the only off ramp is a grainy VHS of a 79 yo committing crimes against children and, Jesus Christ, get me outta this nightmare.
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To prevent WWIII, will someone please release the Epstein files?
January 13, 2026 at 12:49 PM
To prevent WWIII, will someone please release the Epstein files?
Dems in Congress need coaches to help guide their efforts. If all of them are focused on the latest tragedy and lose sight of the longer game they will always fail. Some bodies need to focus exclusively on the Epstein files. Let the others blitz current events.
January 13, 2026 at 5:07 PM
Dems in Congress need coaches to help guide their efforts. If all of them are focused on the latest tragedy and lose sight of the longer game they will always fail. Some bodies need to focus exclusively on the Epstein files. Let the others blitz current events.
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Trump is jamming the news cycle full of awful things to distract us—but we can’t stop talking about the Epstein Files.
I’m fighting to enforce the law and make the sure the full files are released.
I’m fighting to enforce the law and make the sure the full files are released.
January 13, 2026 at 3:52 PM
Trump is jamming the news cycle full of awful things to distract us—but we can’t stop talking about the Epstein Files.
I’m fighting to enforce the law and make the sure the full files are released.
I’m fighting to enforce the law and make the sure the full files are released.
We should make an organization called ‘POL-ICE’ that gets ‘warrants’ and kicks down the doors of ICE thugs for harassing civilians. Just an idea.
January 13, 2026 at 3:00 PM
We should make an organization called ‘POL-ICE’ that gets ‘warrants’ and kicks down the doors of ICE thugs for harassing civilians. Just an idea.
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It's been well over three weeks since the deadline set by law and they still haven't fully released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."
January 13, 2026 at 12:53 AM
It's been well over three weeks since the deadline set by law and they still haven't fully released the Epstein files because withholding exculpatory evidence is clearly what you do when you're "innocent."
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The DOJ is more than three weeks late in delivering the Epstein Files. In those three weeks:
- Trump declared himself acting President of Venezuela
- ICE murdered a woman in Minnesota
- Trump is preparing an invasion of a NATO ally
- Trump initiated a criminal investigation of Fed Chair Powell
- Trump declared himself acting President of Venezuela
- ICE murdered a woman in Minnesota
- Trump is preparing an invasion of a NATO ally
- Trump initiated a criminal investigation of Fed Chair Powell
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
The DOJ is more than three weeks late in delivering the Epstein Files. In those three weeks:
- Trump declared himself acting President of Venezuela
- ICE murdered a woman in Minnesota
- Trump is preparing an invasion of a NATO ally
- Trump initiated a criminal investigation of Fed Chair Powell
- Trump declared himself acting President of Venezuela
- ICE murdered a woman in Minnesota
- Trump is preparing an invasion of a NATO ally
- Trump initiated a criminal investigation of Fed Chair Powell
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Someone had better leak the Epstein Files to prevent WW3.
January 11, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Someone had better leak the Epstein Files to prevent WW3.