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Ben Floreancig
@benmf.bsky.social
Former teacher, current lawyer, forever giraffe enthusiast.

Thoughts my own, RTs not endorsements, etc.

He/him unless I'm at the Eras Tour, then I'm just one of the girlies.
This picture has had a chokehold on me for like two years. I think about it all the time.
December 22, 2024 at 7:44 PM
I saw this sticker the other day and it’s been bugging me ever since.

That’s not a dog, right? Like that’s for sure a T Rex, right?
December 19, 2024 at 10:53 PM
Bruno would like everyone to know that he is your Christmas gift and that you should be elated.
December 10, 2024 at 1:45 AM
🎶 Look at my son; pride is not the word I’m looking for 🎶
December 8, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Yeah but I’m pretty sure “Matthew McCaunahauhey In Space” is somewhere on Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. Why won’t you just let us self actualize?
December 7, 2024 at 3:31 PM
Spotted while on a walk over lunch. What do you suppose the circumstances were that led to someone abandoning their camouflage boxers at a residential intersection?

I’m honestly asking. I can’t figure it out and it’s driving me nuts.
December 7, 2024 at 3:25 PM
Anyone else remember that time Rugrats called out literally all of us?

The betrayal stings.
December 6, 2024 at 5:21 PM